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| My master plan to rid the world of AIDs and all other diseases we as humans dislike. |
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| In the recent technological boost, factoring in the increase in demand for nanotechnology, I was going to take advantage of the nanotechnology market, and purchase myself a set of nanobots, I'd program them to search for the AIDs virus, and destroy it. I'd have them inject bleach into certain blood cells, and watch as all signs of that cell ever existing disappear. A little caveman for these recent technological marvels, yes, but I don't think the people with AIDs will care; or the people who had it, for that matter. All I need to do to accomplish this is: Get nanobots, program them, and find out a common factor that all the forms of AIDs has, because as you may or may not know AIDs is a mutagen, so whenever you think you have it killed, it mutates into something else. Seem legit? Keeping in mind I was using very general terms, and this would take years and years of study and research, however, it is also extremely possible... --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| My master plan: Condom --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
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| Where did you copy that from? |
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| I didn't, Onion. It just so happens I am intelligent, however much you seem to dislike this fact. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| I don't dislike it, I find it hard to believe. |
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| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
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| Why would you doubt that I am unintelligent? Double negatives, eh? |
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| Heh -- You know, some of my best thinking, and my worst grammatical blunders are done during this time... Ah, 1:30, just like poisoned sugar. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| I have been fearing nanotechnology ever since I read Micheal Chrichton's Prey. Dunno if I spelled his last name right... On a more serious note, a scientific achievement like mass producing robots on a molecular level will take more than just years of research, and then the problem of keeping them from going crazy and killing off all mankind with their cell-killing, and are you planning to inject the AIDs patients with the nanobots? I'm not quite up-to-date on this subject, so some of my information might be way off. --- Its Devin Cybrus, okay? Devin fucking Cybrus, my old fucking GameFAQS name. Now stop making fun of me. ;_; AIM - DevinCyb |
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| Well, for one, you'd have to assume that nanobots have minds of their own, they don't They do the job they were assigned to do, that's it. That way, I could tell them exactly what to do, and feel no worry because I knew that they'd be operating under my command only. As for how the ywould get in there in the first place, I'd most likely give a pill filled with sugar, and around a team of one hundred bots, that way no AIDs cells can infiltrate them, and their mass-murder of the mutagen could be completed all rather comfortably. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| An Outer Limits (A sci-fi show) had some story of this nature. It was about how a guy injected the nanobots into his system before it was tested because he had cancer. Well the nanobots healed his cancer in a matter of days, however -- the nanobots started growing stuff extra like gils, eyes in the back of the head, and harder ribs, stuff like that. I'm sure scientist have already spent billions of dollars on bots that would cure diseases but it seems to advanced IMO that we would have this feature any time soon. --- <^> ^_^ <^> |
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| Or program into a a feature that makes it explode and/or completely shut down once the mission is accomplished. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| Sounds plausible, its just a matter of technology. Just a few questions about how the robots would work once inside the body; One idea would be to have them working together under some sort of group intelligence, roaming from infected cell to infected cell and ganging up on the virus/cancer. Another would be to just let them roam their seperate ways once inside the body, but with extra rules programmed in, like "If you detect another nanobot in the area, leave and go to a different place, so you dont have 5 nanobots doing what only one needs to. --- Its Devin Cybrus, okay? Devin fucking Cybrus, my old fucking GameFAQS name. Now stop making fun of me. ;_; AIM - DevinCyb |
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| I'm missing a " somewhere in there. --- Its Devin Cybrus, okay? Devin fucking Cybrus, my old fucking GameFAQS name. Now stop making fun of me. ;_; AIM - DevinCyb |
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| Now all we have to do is wait for someone to invent nano-technology. --- You know I'm right. |
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| Promiscuity is for losers and faggots anyway |
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| It just so happens I am intelligent You can't even spell AIDS properly. --- http://specialops.aquatakat.net ~_~ |
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| It will never work. What if another cell has the same properties as an HIV/AIDs virus, and the nanobots destroy it instead of the virus? --- There is no town drunk here, we all take turns! Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you by experience |
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| My master plan: Take the secret government antidote for AIDs. Oh crap! You're not supposed to know about that! If you've read this post, please terminate yourself immediately. Your full compliance in this matter is appreciated, citizen. --- Damn you, Jesus! Damn you to hell! ~Flesh Mage |
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| They probably do have one. Bastard government. |
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| They must, because if the Bush twins don't have AIDs THAT MUST MEAN THERE IS A CURE. --- Let's have buttsex, PM. - Pregnant Pickle PM is a master, and will own us all. - Smelly Socks \m/ <3 PunkMilk. - General Crap <3 PunkMilk. - SweetPimp |
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| Go forth jew of the board and start gathering the money that will fund your plan --- From: Bad Religion | Posted: 1/15/2004 9:30:59 PM | Message Detail I think they should make a straw that attactes to the nipple, and goes into the baby's mouth, so no boobie is exposed in public. |
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| I always think that if I was a serial killer I would go after people with STDs. --- "Help me angel of evil!" Cried the Children of the night, "Take this wasted mortal life and melt me into Blacklight" |
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| Ant P... XD. --- SweetPimp "The reason your girlfriend left you." |
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| Of course, the one big worry is if: A) They've been programmed to fight the AIDs virus, but end up glitching or crashing (As machines do) and they attack other body cells. And somehow that get's back to you. B) Someone deliberately programs them to kill. And they get transferred to you. --- You know I'm right. |
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| XSO -- Too many simple solutions to that problem. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| Oh yeah, and don't we face the Good vs. Evil factor with guns? If this is successful, it would be the least of our worries, and chances are they wouldn't have enough bleach, or whatever killing substance needed to make us even sneeze. --- There used to be 100 beings, but 4 died. They are still quite bitter though. TheRealShady210: I am a gay sex maniac! Not I, said the rabbit. |
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| AIDS people, AIDS. And you know, I was surprised at how many people didn't know what AIDS stood for. --- SweetPimp "The reason your girlfriend left you." |