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The greatest thing ever happened to me today.

Okay, I was getting on my bus to leave school and some idiot wigger kid was sitting in me and my friend's seat so i was like "ummm can i sit there"...he was like "yeah!" and pulled me down onto his lap wicked hard and wouldnt let me go. So then... I took my sweatshirt wrapped it around his head and used it to throw his head againt the window..HAHAHA the window broke...i broke his nose. He is missing a tooth, and im not allowed on the bus for 5 days since it was in "self defense". Very good day.

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In the mouth please

From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:05:37 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0002

you should have gave him head.
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Donate-A-Soul

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:07:19 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0003

No breaking his ugly wigger face was muuuuuuch better...AND IT DIDNT TASTE LIKE SALT.

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In the mouth please

Sounds exactly like my day except for the thing about the wigger kid, riding the bus, leaving school, bringing a sweatshirt and breaking the window by slamming someone's head into it.
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From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:08:59 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0005

and it probably wasn't a short bus, ducky >_>
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Donate-A-Soul

From: ozznova (20) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:10:14 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0006

Kick ass!
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From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:11:13 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0007

AND NOW I DRIVE THE SHORT BUS!!
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From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:11:14 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0008

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From: Prince of Pyros (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:11:30 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0009

Hehe, he got so owned.

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From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:12:20 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0010

Oh, I thought ozznova was saying "kiss ass!"
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Donate-A-Soul

From: Slasher (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:13:08 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0011

Sorry bout forcing you on my lap >_>
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scerw u :>
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Maybe he was the guy who was gonna rape you...

...or not...<_<
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From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:15:37 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0013

No my lucky charm fucker lives in Texas. But hes coming for me soon. Always after me fucking lucky charms. Silly pedo.

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In the mouth please

Hmm, this a virtue contest or something? Lets see, outboards heroes get V? Nah, then Colossus would lose V
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scerw u :>
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From: oBo (65) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:17:14 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0015

I don't think roxi is a hero either.
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From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:17:40 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0016

Roxie thinks necropheliacs with painted nails are hot. You'd think a pedo would be a step up for her?
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From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:18:16 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0017

I like sugar.
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: XSO (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:18:38 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0018

Is there an SV pattern going on here that's meant to mean something?
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Ore wa Saikou no kyuuketsuki no katana da.

19th post contest?
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DaChampion

From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:19:05 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0020

Roxie is also a whore and can't handle Dragonforce.
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:20:01 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0021

People with the number 8 in their post time are getting V.
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: Chaos Factor (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:20:16 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0022

note to self, rape Roxie while shes leaving the bus
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From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:20:37 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0023

I don't get it.
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:20:47 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0024

Yes I can handle DragonForce...just because I don't like to listen to them doesnt mean they are not talented or that I can't handle them. Stop being close minded and trashing me for every little thing i say or do.

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In the mouth please

From: Slasher (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:21:37 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0025

From: Slasher (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 09:15:49 PM | Delete | +1V | #0014
Nice observation! Look at all the eights in my post!
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scerw u :>
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From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:22:29 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0026

No you can't. You said that DF sounded like an emo child with a girly voice
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:22:51 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0027

I like Judas Priest.
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: Slider (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:23:04 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0028

Leave yer bitchin off the internet.

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:23:27 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0029

I'm not going to argue with you over the internet again. Don't be fucking retarded.

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In the mouth please

From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:24:22 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0030

Everyone who's invitied to the orgy got virtue. It's a very exclusive club.

I sure hope this one turns out better than the last. It was only me and the janitor ;_;
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From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:24:28 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0031

-_-
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Faster then a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller

From: Rocko (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:24:33 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0032

I posted after #30 contest?
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From: Rocko (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:27:12 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0033

Oh goddamnit.

-_-
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"How do you even HAVE a kid that's tri-racial? Don't you have to be a cat?!" ~ Marty Tikvah

DS and Roxie bitch at each other too much. Here's a way that will leave you both happy and off of the internet.

Roxie likes giving head, right?
I assume that DS likes getting head.

Roxie + DS's dick = No bitching on the outboards.
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Worthless

From: Lord Ass Stomp (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:29:19 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0035

You do realize if I did that I would probably catch like 5 STDs and discover like 3 more?
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You deserved it, bitch. I was helping you on the way to popularity amongst the school, and you eat my motherfucking cookie.~ General Crap

From: DaChampion (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:29:28 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0036

Yay! 3 more people!

Duck started getting pretty fiesty with that broom of mine last time <_<
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DaChampion

From: Heathcliff Huxtable (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:29:53 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0037

Do unsung heroes count?
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From: Darkness Inside (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:30:48 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0038

"You do realize if I did that I would probably catch like 5 STDs and discover like 3 more?"

I couldn't care less what amount of STD's you get, as long as they put you in the hospital so we don't have to hear you two bitch at eachother.
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Worthless

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:31:05 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0039

DS probably hasnt even seen his dick in 3 years.....you see...he is a very special boy and can't get around his tummy to tie his shoes. He has to wear the little velcro strap ones. It is very unfortunate.

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In the mouth please

From: korn4ever5 (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:34:24 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0040

Hahaha, sounds exactly like this wigger kid that goes to my school. <>_<>

From: Gambit (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:35:32 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0041

thinks to himself*hm looks like you need a <_< guy or need to mention the word "contest" to get virtue, lets try it*

<_< ?
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From: gohome456 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:37:08 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0042

I like head.

From: miikrr x (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:41:25 PM | Delete | #0043

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From: Darkness Inside (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:41:38 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0044

Cool. I got to participate in the virtue orgy. I just got a load of virture shot in my face.

Thanks guys! =)
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Worthless

From: gohome456 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:44:06 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0045

Hott.

From: Heathcliff Huxtable (15) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:44:15 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0046

I'm sure it'll be up the butt next time.
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Huxtables on Ice
Coming to a town near you.

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:45:13 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0047

Why is it when i make a topic my looks somehow get brought up?

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In the mouth please

From: miikrr x (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:46:12 PM | Delete | #0048

Because you're sexy.
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From: miikrr x (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:46:42 PM | Delete | #0049

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From: Darkness Inside (10) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:47:35 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0050

Jesus christ, now that Miikrr posted her picture we're going to have all the new people fucking worshipping her just like when she first started posting.

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Worthless

From: Serial Killa (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:47:40 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0051

I would have let him rape you. You know. If I was sitting behind you guys.
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What kind of fag wears makeup?-DarkShadow

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:48:08 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0052

That makes me look like a chinese cat thing with tits.
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In the mouth please

From: roxiegurlie001 (5) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:50:29 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0053

He had no time to rape me...He was a little too busy picking up his tooth and trying to keep the blood in his head...hahaha i hate that fucking kid.
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In the mouth please

From: miikrr x (25) | Posted: 06/01/2004 03:50:45 PM | Delete | #0054

Yes, but a chinese cat thing with nice tits.
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