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The SA Forums are fucking awesome, everybody go buy an account now
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Nothing will replace OB though.
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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
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Amen.
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My whole life has been a miserable pig-filled ordeal because of you.
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I refuse to pay for a fucking account at some message boards that you can get banned from.
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I refuse to pay for any accounts anywhere.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
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I refuse to pay for fat hookers.
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duckx3-cskater59 10/10 - best pastor ever!
<_< *runs away*
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I refuse to pay $100 for the Unique Nightcrawler for Heroclix.
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"My testicals are so huge they scare off disease."- General Crap
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Can't afford it. ;_;
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tranmerefan | making death threats since 1986.
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I refuse to pay $100 for Photoshop when I can get Gimp for free.
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<McGrue> You need messageboards?
<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.
<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock.
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How would you go about getting banned from the something awful forums? If they have an offensive clause I would vomit.
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# Crazy Catch-All: We will ban anybody attempting to circumvent any rule in a way that they obviously feel is remarkably clever and witty.

Reminds me of the Anomaly Clause.
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<McGrue> You need messageboards?
<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.
<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock.
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Most of those rules make sense though.
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tranmerefan | making death threats since 1986.
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I'm not wasting money just to sign up for something. You can do that for free in many other places.
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When all else fails, blame the spin-off boards.
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Those rules, while very good, are remarkably strict for a pay-forum! I wonder how well they adhere to enforcing the TOS?

Banned for a one-word reply? Or a "hello" post? And here people complain that the Outboards are strict *glares at Obo*
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Insults roll off my back like a duck! ~ Silverfist
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I wouldn't pay for an account, even if you got a free magazine of child porn and beastality with it.
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What?
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Terrifying scream
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Their bans aren't permenant though. You can re-reg.
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Some coked out malcontent, who's soul is up for rent.
Victim of lost soul, Hostile Apostle
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But it costs $10 to register ($20 for a platinum account). I doubt they waive the fee for those who have misbehaved in the past.
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Insults roll off my back like a duck! ~ Silverfist
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But it costs $10 to register ($20 for a platinum account). I doubt they waive the fee for those who have misbehaved in the past.

The system works, though. They pay $4,000 in bandwidth bills every month and around 25 people register every day - that's $250 a day off of registered accounts alone, and they also sell items (kind of like virtue shop items) such as "Put a REALLY REALLY annoying midi in FYAD for 24 hours" and "Change a user's custom title" (almost always to something like "I AM A LIAR" or "I LOVE HUGE COCKS" in giant red text next to every post they make) for ten dollars. Bottom line, they don't want to lose money, so they will allow you to reregister. But ten times or so you're KOSed forever -- and they still have made at least a hundred dollars off of you.
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Those are some awesome TOS rules. And if the forum really works that well maybe we should edit some of our rules to reflect them.
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I have an account there now.
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I sort of like the free-Message Boards and their trolls and stuff. Adds a little bit of fun to the place, if ya ask me.
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Tell CJayC you missed the LUE sign-ups because you were getting stoned, he'll understand.
http://www.ssj2kite.olddh.com/boards
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I'm not paying $20 for a message board account.
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muerte negro
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It's $10.

I'll register someone an account for SV if they really want, but ehhhh.

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Fuck this innuendo shit.
[DSL] http://www.darksidelegion.com/boards
[CABLE] http://boards.tokyotosho.com
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Holy SHIT that's fucking strict. You post "what?" and just like that, you're out ten bucks? Fuck that.
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I've got something in my front pocket, for youuuuu, why don't you reach down in my pocket, and see what it iiiis? Give it a squeeze and say "How do ya do?", I've got something in my front pocket for youuuuu.
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If OB got rid of the 1-word posts, it would be pretty dead around here. A lot of actioned can result from a few people saying "what?", "yeah", and "okay". They can even make a rap out of it. *cue the techno* YEAH YEAH!
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goatse.ca
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If OB got rid of the 1-word posts, it would be pretty dead around here. A lot of actioned can result from a few people saying "what?", "yeah", and "okay". They can even make a rap out of it. *cue the techno* YEAH YEAH!

1. But OB doesn't have 3000 users logged on at peak hours, and its users favor chaotic humor and rage over organized intelligent discussion.
2. If you're the sort of person who cannot manage without being free to make "what" and "postcount++" replies, you can do that at the Fuck You and Die board, so it's no big loss.
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This is an example list of the banned (from The Leper's Colon aka The Leper Colony)

1. Bonnett - Part of my plan to start banning retarded folks who Fiestacaticize images.
2. JustinWilson - Hosting porn on Imageshack.
3. Zombie #246 - FYAD shit in GBS.
4. alfredthehobo - "Being stupid" is now bannable.
5. Chauvinist - Image leeching.
6. Punker99 - Dead.
7. Telltolin - FYAD shit in GBS. Also not really smart at all.
8. whackballer3 - FYAD shit in GBS.
9. nlgordaz - Jurassc Park Clause.
10. USSR Lives On - Retarded.
11. Fatgut - NWS shit in GBS.
12. BiterAtmonk - Admin sass.
13. dotcom - Retarded shit in GBS.
14. Silver - FYAD shit in GBS.
15. maurizio - OMG STOP KISSING LOWTAX'S ASS!
16. ZeromusMog - Sweet sassy molassy, that's a spicy Mormon!
17. yosha - Flaming in GBS.
18. pogue23 - OMG STOP KISSING LOWTAX'S ASS!
19. santonio - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB.
20. Thrax - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB. Also a complete idiot.
21. MajorWinters - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB.
22. Simone - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB.
23. Nostromo - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB.
24. Str8UpKiller - Talking about the BTB outside of the BTB.
25. |'ll''|ll'|| - Gimmick account.
26. lecherousjester - Talking about BTB outside of the BTB.
27. FateFree - FYAD shit in GBS.
28. Pretzelcoatl - FYAD shit in BTB.
29. ten percent - Really fucking stupid troll.
30. na8 - Fraudulent Paypal funds.
31. Buggerlugs - Typing "NWS" next to an image of a preteen menstrating blood everywhere does not make it okay.
32. pan - FYAD shit in GBS.
33. Dr. Farkio - FYAD shit in GBS.
34. octalc0de - Hey, let's post a script to DDoS the SA Forums!
35. Cyk - SA wasn't good enough for his high standards.
36. lonelyhobo - Victim of the Red Hammer.
37. yosarian - Victim of the Red Hammer.
38. Powercrazy - Victim of the Red Hammer.
39. Ruxpin_exe - Victim of the Red Hammer.
40. Manuel Labor 2 - Victim of the Red Hammer.
41. Mr. Bucket - Victim of the Red Hammer.
42. SuperKamiokande - Victim of the Red Hammer.
43. Paintballer011 - Idiot / gimmick account.
44. SRBIII - Victim of the Red Hammer.
45. Chub O'Reilly - Victim of the Red Hammer.
46. Hat Slick - Victim of the Red Hammer.
47. Shrimp House - Victim of the Red Hammer.
48. Hellbound - Victim of the Red Hammer / fraudulent Paypal funds.
49. Maurizio - Fraudulent Paypal funds.
50. Bruce Dickinson - Victim of the Red Hammer.
51. hoser - Trolling an admin thread.
52. Darkkilla - Victim of the Red Hammer.
53. Anticloud - Victim of the Red Hammer.
54. The Suede Potato - Victim of the Red Hammer.
55. tweekybird - Victim of the Red Hammer.
56. Nystral - Trolling GBS.
57. Schizoid - Complete dickhead.
58. Rocket Salad - I'm not in the mood for sass.
59. tweekybird - I'm going to keep on banning this person until they stop posting in FYAD.
60. gil-the-arm - FIRST POST IN A LOWTAX THREAD!!!
61. slapyomama - OH MY GOD THERE ARE TWO THREADS COMPLIMENTING THE FRONT PAGE!!!
62. AllanB - Account sharing.
63. red_hammer - Gimmick account.
64. Dellchat - YAPA (Yet Another Pedophile Animefan)
65. SubMerged - YAPA.
66. Melon Break - I hate you Melon Bread.
67. Foetus - Horribly retarded.
68. Pancake - Forum invasion.
69. Ashy Larry - Fraudulent Paypal funds.
70. ScheisseGern - Install permaban; troll solved.
71. ail - Retarded troll.
72. mandruku - Reposting gassed threads.
73. Pho - Trolling GBS.
74. dddd - Troll.
75. okey v.PIE - Troll and asshole in person.
76. taylort - Troll.
77. camorris85 - HEY DUDEZ CAN I HAVE CRACKS N SERIALZZZ?/
78. defjukie - Oh no, how could anybody possibly ban MC Nerdfag?
79. HORIZONTiG0 - Trolling gimmick account.
80. BigDanRTW - Image leech.
81. rem177 - Reposting a gassed thread.
82. HellGremlin - Asshole troll.
83. tunare78 - Can somebody explain to me how to read the rules?
84. infraboy - Racism.
85. thesmallguy - Trolling.
86. Creeper - Trolling.
87. mindphlux - Trolling / incomprehensible racism.
88. Iffadack - OMG STOP KISSING LOWTAX'S ASS!!!
89. BushHAL - Gimmick account.
90. getalot681 - "NIGGERS IN THIS TOWN OF MINE...WELL THEY DONT CARRY NETWORK CHANNELS IN HD." Oh darn those niggers!
91. Nipple Bandit - Furry.
92. Besot - Trolling GBS.
93. The Sandwich - TCC shit in GBS.
94. tayl0r - Trolling GBS.
95. Captain Goatse - Sassy asshole.
96. Xaiques - THERE'S A FRONT PAGE?!?
97. onefunfuton - BAN ME.
98. Kenspy - Messed with Sensurround.
99. Threepwood - Messed with Sensurround.
100. SpokkerJones - Messed with Sensurround.
101. Azaelel - Trolling GBS.
102. NOISEassault - Trolling GBS.
103. Sup yo? - Anybody writing erotic Lowtax slash fan fiction will be banned.
104. Besot - Not racist == racist.
105. Ataraxia - Asked to be banned.
106. mlp - Gimmick poster.
107. MSCaptian - Furry.
108. impulse - Pedophilia.
109. Buddha Kitten - Pedophilia.
110. C-Mart - Pedophilia.
111. BoyGenius - Posting while stupid.
112. ShaneB - Trolling.
113. Verl - Trolling.
114. Talon - Too stupid for our own good.
115. Ninja Monkey - Scamming.
116. Dignan - Gimmick account.
117. apoxuponme - I don't feel like lurking! Here, Photoshop my gay brother!
118. Legal Tender - Sassy Freddy Molassy.
119. Speakerphone 720 - Pedophilia.
120. jototo - Racism.
121. MrSpooky - Abusing the SA Dictionary.
122. ; - octalc0de cl4use.
123. GNU/Lumix - Schizoid clause.
124. infix - [BANNING GOONS] (GOONS WHO ARE BANNED) HOW DO I TROLL AND GET BANNED [BANNED GOONS]
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66. Melon Break - I hate you Melon Bread.

I find that one particularly funny becuase Melon Bread is Sunhawk.
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Heh.

*Gets banned*
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
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9. nlgordaz - Jurassc Park Clause

What?




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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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9. nlgordaz - Jurassc Park Clause

What?


When somebody makes a great thread -- say, "Photoshop pandas in unlikely circumstances" -- then they recycle it a while later into an okay recycled version -- say, "MS Paint pandas in unlikely circumstances" -- then they try doing it a third time thinking everybody w ill like it, but it's just fucking old by then -- say, "iSketch pandas in unlikely circumstances."

This is based on the Jurassic Park trilogy, ie:
Jurassic Park - great movie
Jurassic Park 2 - more of the same, okay movie
Jurassic Park 3 - shitty recycled garbage

thx for the sysnote, whoever
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