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** Some applications of the folks who got private boards: **
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Thought you might be curious. To those of you who are sensitive to CJayC ass-kissing, I'd suggest that you be cautious, as the puke factor is quite high. After all, the applicants were told to "impress him". Anyway, feel free to share this on CE, MBH, etc.

810 - DVader

I have to agree with Hustle Kong, as I am a founding member of the same "private" board, I am sure you can tell what it is.

Most of our members are older (ie over 21) and very well respected. Most have a lot of karma (at least 350) and several have over 1000.

We stick to the TOS, even though we may not be caught, we police our own actions. Heck, we even have three mods as members, crimsonassassin, yuuwaka, and math murderer.

We formed this board about a year ago, as a refuge from LUE. Our topics kept getting modded for off-topic, so we found a place where we could talk freely.

I personally have only been modded maybe 5 times, and have never lost karma due to moderation. The only reason I don't have perfect karma is because I travel on business and can't log in everyday.

Thank you for this offer, even if it is a April Fool's Day joke. I thank you for your time. Drop by the board if you have time and check out our community, and if you really want to freak some people out, post a bold topic.

Have a nice day.

DV


813 - Split Infinity

A place to hangout with people from GameFAQs I know?
I'll take your offer straight away.
It would be a perfect chance to be able to discuss things that we actually do want to discuss. No more 'Best character evar!' or 'Who's the hottest?' or 'Game X VS Game Y' threads.


817 - The Great Admiral

Dear CJayC,

I have a vision... a vision of my very own private board. The purpose of this private board would be manifold: first and foremost is the selectively create an online community of super-posters, whose unwavering loyalty to me would be used to further my own diabolical, yet progressive aims.

The name of this board will be a random string of letters, 81 characters in length, thus violating the 80-character limit on words. This string of letters will also be changed on the 15th of every month to a new string of 81 random characters. Our official flag will be similar to a skull and crossbones, however with a few prominent differences. Rather than the traditional black and white of the skull and crossbones, our flag will be red and yellow, much like the old Soviet flag or the current flag of the People's Republic of China. Also, in lieu of the human skull, the skull of a dinosaur will be used. I feel this is necessary for a number of reasons. Unfortunately, I can't tell you want those reasons are.

To address the issue of membership to my private board, I propose a system whereby applicants must be forced to take an aptitude exam, testing basic grammar, spelling and logic skills. In addition to this, before members are accepted to my board, they will be forced to undergo a vigorous brainwashing program to eliminate the possibility of internal dissent, and thereby rendering the private board, in effect, an online dictatorship run by myself, and possibly the GameFAQs administration, although GameFAQs administration would only be ruling nominally. Also on the issue of membership every week, a random member will be banned from the board. There is no purpose for this: just cruelty.

Funding for my board will be acquired in two ways. Our primary means of money making will be through the conquest of foreign nations and the exploit of their resources. This will be easy as our acquisitionary raids will be organized such that they occur on the 14th of every month. This way, on the 15th, when our name changes, we will be absolved of all wrong-doing and the foreign nations will be unable to seek retribution on the account of our not being held accountable for the actions of a board with a different name. Our second means of production is simply through the acceptance of bribes from individuals who are very desperate to become members of the board. As a board, we will be willing to share 23% of our spoils with the GameFAQs administration.

As per the actual activities to be held on my board, members will be relatively free to do whatever they want. The GameFAQs TOS will not be necessary as each member of the board will already have been brainwashed into an intelligent, contributive and polite member of boardal society. In short, we will be turning members into Canadians.

In closing, I would like to thank you for taking the time to consider my proposal. I hope to hear back from you soon.

- Your friendly neighbourhood TGA


818 - tiger8191

I would like a private board because every secret board I have ever had on this site gets invaded by trolls to the point of forcingmy friends and I to leave and find another. (i.e. game.com, Kangaroo, Buck Roger's, etc.)

I would greatly appreciate a place to hang without that fear. We already do it on one board where we have invite topics to maintain order and a good atmosphere but lately small invasions have been taking place and I don't know if I have the patience to try and start over again just to be found again. Ya know?

I would appreciate the chance to be your guinea pig.


819 - triplej3000

A little far away from my other post, but I hope it impresses you. :P

Why I should administrate a board:

- I like to have intelligent conversations.
- It would be a place for me to allow friends and other nice people to talk amongst themselves without soem crazy people doing crazy things.
- The board would be a small distraction from the other main board.
- Questions about certain things could be asked and the user who asked it will not be made fun of.
- Hopefully I would be able to improve friendships or even create more by inviting people in an chatting with them on the boards rather than an IM client.
- I like to have fun with other people with games that can take place on the boards, but they usually get filled with the crazy people I mentioned above.
- Everyone will have a lot of fun!
- And most of all, I see myself as a good, responsible user except for my occasional message I see as funny but it get's deleted for disruptive. >_>

I hope that is good enough for one to administrate their own board!

Now if this is an April Fool's joke, I was fooled. :P


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DaLurker": One who lurks too much.
"If you come across one of my posts, consider yourself lucky."
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Ugh. Where did you get these?
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Mine are from the Icon board.
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Or the idol board, can't remember.
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Dam it ant, why do you always have these odd extensions that I can never access.
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http://www.7-zip.org/

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DaLurker": One who lurks too much.
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Ant, get a board, and invite all of us.

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Hitler didn't invade Poland, he was more or less "invited", anything else you hear is Jewish Propaganda.
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I tried but I probably didn't get one.
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Ant P, you're a Level 35 user?

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DaLurker": One who lurks too much.
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He got the account off of Goldbar or someone...
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The idol board isn't all that special, it's exactly what CE would look like with all the retards banned from it.
About 9 topics.
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BTW Roaddhogg, it's sent.

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DaLurker": One who lurks too much.
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Based on what I've seen, nearly all of the level boards look like crap. Most of them are karma-related topics anyway.

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Heh.
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I cant believe the person who said" someone would be banned once a week" got it. ~_~, i would of banned his ass.
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