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Should rape be legalized?

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-8 00:24 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I say hell yeah. I'd shoot up on Viagra and hit the streets.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-8 01:08 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Don't go crying to mommy when a big hairy fat guy in an Easter Bunny costume rams you up ass on your own front lawn.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-8 01:33 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
No problem, I'd wear a chasity belt when venturing away from the house. Seriously though, rape should be legalized. Your're always gonna have your "Easter Bunnies", but I think we would all profit from it in the end.

"I rape you,"
"You rape me..."

From: Adolf_Hitler | Posted: 2001-11-8 04:26 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
What if your mom got raped. No that the dumbest thing i have ever heard. You would have every mother fucker out on the streets picking up little ass 5 year old girl and ramming their 1 inch dicks in there ass.

From: the toilet phantom | Posted: 2001-11-8 13:09 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*haunts Penishole's toilet*
*haunts Dirk Diggler's toilet*
*haunts Adolf_Hitler's toilet*

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-8 14:45 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
If you haunt my toilet I'll just shit on you. But first I'll have some chili with beans, a chocolate shake, corn (so yellow pellets can hit your skull), and a few other shit producing foods.

From: Godzilla | Posted: 2001-11-8 16:44 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I think it should be legalized


From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-8 17:12 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I think anyone who even thought it might be a good idea should be kicked in the head

From: Jeff Greasy | Posted: 2001-11-8 22:30 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Yep, all I ever lay is shadowtak...

From: Sideburnstalker17 | Posted: 2001-11-11 00:04 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Hey Penishole and Godzilla, here's an idea: Go fuck your self's you stupid assholes. That could've have been the dumbest idea ever. Just because you can't get any doesn't mean there should be special rules so hornbal jackass' like you could get some.

From: Harsh Reality | Posted: 2001-11-11 03:17 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Your pathetic attempt at getting sex isn't proving very successful. Why don't you just ask your mom for some? She usually helps out all the other guys who ask her (If they can pay, of course).

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-11 21:20 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
My mom charges too much, plus she's gettin old.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-11 22:47 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
No shit. I tried to fuck your mom the other night and her tits were saggin' and shit. I had to pull up her stomach to get to get to her hole. It was fucking sick. I could have folded her tits into a burrito and just fucked them instead.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-11 23:00 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I know, like that time I tried to fuck your dad. He walked in the room wearing a strap-on vagina. I was like "What the fuck dude, if I wanted pussy I would've just fucked your daughter Dirk Diggler." Anyway, he finally took it off and I ate his asshole out while he drank my drizzle. It was h-o-t.
From: Censor F*ckin Bypass | Posted: 2001-11-12 00:44 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Where can I get a "strap-on" vagina?

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-12 15:55 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
You think what my dad does is special. You should see yours in action. He had a strap on dildo attached the back of his head. He bent over backwards and fucked himself up the ass. Meanwhile, your cousin Vinny came in proceed to suck him off, while he poured KY down the backside of your dad. After Vinny's done with that, he T-bags your dad (who's still ramming it up his own ass). Then I get involved by putting on a dildo right above my cock. So I give Vinny a reach-around with the dildo while your dad sucks up my jizz.

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-12 16:21 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
lol

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-12 18:35 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Ok, I wanted to keep this a secret, but you leave me no choice. It all started a few weeks ago when I received a turbo-charged, gasoline-powered dildo in the mail along with an invitation from your mother inviting me to a clandestine orgy taking place at her private stable located on the outskirts of Chicago. It was a few states away, but I figured the drive would be worth it if only for the bragging rights that I banged your mutha... Anyway, I reached the stable about dusk Saturday night. As I approached I heard vicious animal noises, "Arrrhhooooo" "Arrrhhooo". At first I put two & two together, and assumed your mother was engaging in intercourse with barn animals. But No! It was much worse than that... Are ready for this Dirk Diggler? You may want to take a seat, cause this may be more than a bit shocking.


Ok.... As I entered the stable I saw your mother in the corner. She was bent over a manger and taking it in the cunt from five goats at once. I was like "Holy shit, that bitch must have a vagina the size of a fishing well." Five hairy goats had their big goat cocks in your mamma's cunt and there was room to spare. "HeeHnaa" "HeeHnaa" they squealed as they rammed your mom. Anyway, I was about to leave when I heard your mom speak, she was saying "Give it to me Dirk Diggler, give it to me Dirk Diggler!!!"

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-12 23:45 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Shit. I never should have let that bitch watch Garfield and friends. Skank as hoe. And you're wondering how my mom got that loose. Well, it's because of your mom. It started with 1 finger. 1 became 2, 2 becamse 3, 3 became a fist. The fist became an arm. The arm got a full extension and she pulled out. Now that my mom expanded, your mom stuck her head in for a better view. And let me tell you, she was bobbin' her head in there singing "We want pussy" by 2 Live Crew. It wasn't pretty.

BTW, if you've never seen that show. It's a cartoon involving a talking cat and his barnyard animal friends.

From: sonten1 | Posted: 2001-11-14 22:04 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i should stay out of this,but since your mom is such a terrible person to rape,i guess i just cant.



Masturbation begins at 12:00... Any suggestions?

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:24 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.

I'm running out of hot celebrities to fantasize. Any suggestions? ......... And keep it female for the love of God!

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:25 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Have a danger wank.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:27 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
A danger wank?..... explain.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:29 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
You start jacking off in your room then halfway through shout for your momma, say you're hurt or something.

Now the aim of the game is to blow your load before your mom walks in and catches you.

From: Mr.Satan | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Or just wait till she come in your room and bust all over her. Than slap her and call her a bitch.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Damn that's... risky. I'm gonna try it!... But my mom's still pissed for finding a cum filled sock in the washer.

... and why would I want to unload all over my mom. That's just less pancakes for me.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:40 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Plastering her with love mayonnaise will show you're the dominant male.

Means you can demand more pancakes.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:45 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Will this work with my dad too?

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:47 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Nah you gotta jump on his back and pretend to hump him.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:49 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
This shit is fuckin hilarious

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:49 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Heh... baby batter.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 00:56 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Terran, I never said anything about that...

From: keefer16 | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:04 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
lmfao

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:07 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
When I hear people talking about cum and pancakes the first thing I think about is a healthy spatter of baby batter.

I like how that at the real gamefaqs blowjob and cum arent banned.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:08 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Smoke from the pink cigar.

From: Padijun | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:10 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
The meat cigar.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:11 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
We talk about the pink cigar here.
Maybe because up in Alaska your cocks are blue from the cold, so they change the name to meat.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:17 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Ever dipped yer dick in cornmeal batter and cooked up a nice big corndog?

I haven't but I think I would if I knew how long to cook it for.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:19 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
You'd need a harness to lower your whole body down over a deep fryer.

Then look at some Lisa Riley/Ann Widdecombe lebian porn to make it stiffen up.

After that just lower it in.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:27 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
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From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:29 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Hehe...
The Kama Sutra shows you how to set up a rigging like that.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I dont think pulleys are sexy.

When I used to live with my exgf I used to danger wank while she was in the shower.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:34 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Bah that doesn't really count. It's gotta be a relative. Or a guy.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:36 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Driving a car?

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Anyway, who the fuck calls it a penishole?
It's a bloody Jap's eye.

From: Narco | Posted: 2001-11-7 01:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Danger wank while driving?
How would that work?

From: Starvin Marvin | Posted: 2001-11-7 06:18 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Drive really fast and hope you blow your load before you crash?

From: The Baron 11 | Posted: 2001-11-7 08:27 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
this is the most disturbing topic ever.

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-7 08:32 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
LMAO, I gotta try some of these

From: captain puppet | Posted: 2001-11-8 19:41 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
LMAO, @ love mayonnaise, never heard it called that before...
"love mayonnaise, now in an EZ squirt bottle!"

From: evilboman | Posted: 2001-11-9 13:21 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Do what I did once: jack off using medicated chest rub. That stuff burns (God, I wish I was joking).

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-10 02:04 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
If any of you are still in school, try the danger wank there. Call out to a security guard or a teacher.



sex or masturbation.

From: Hydro Chocobo | Posted: 2001-11-5 17:18 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
sex. it's more fun, and creative!
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. give me a point for my aura for a stupid joke and i giveyou point if you give stupid joke.

one time a blonde was eating a cookie and said, " got milk?" the end. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-5 19:17 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
sex, DUH!
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heh, I masturbate too much and its boring now

From: Mike16 | Posted: 2001-11-5 19:33 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*is masturbating*

From: Mr Flunchy | Posted: 2001-11-5 19:36 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Masturbation can NEVER get too boring. Here's some of my methods for keeping it interesting.

1. Paint your fingernails with nail polish, and then lie on your arm until it goes numb. Then, put a sheet over your arm, and cum quickly - otherwise the feeling comes back, and that's a bit crap.

2. Microwave a Watermelon for about 30 seconds. Then cut a hole in it and bang away.

3. Get an old sock, and use that as a 'wank-glove' Simple but effective
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In a society that has abolished every kind of adventure
the only adventure that remains is to abolish society


From: flip! | Posted: 2001-11-5 21:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Anyone ever seen that movie 8 days a week? That guy in there bangs the hell out of his watermelon...

From: DayDogg | Posted: 2001-11-7 10:06 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
What do you mean "or"? I want both!

From: CBG | Posted: 2001-11-7 11:48 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Sex.. hehe

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-7 17:35 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Well since It's usually sex that I'm fantasizing about when I whack, I'd say sex is the ultimate.

From: Lindblum Guy | Posted: 2001-11-7 19:51 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
hmmm... a sane mind?

From: Aura | Posted: 2001-11-8 00:03 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
ill take masturbation..........................wait a minute,ill only take masturbation if i used a good lubricator:)

From: Jeff Greasy | Posted: 2001-11-8 22:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Mutual masturbation

From: vidiot76 | Posted: 2001-11-9 21:40 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Mr. Flaunchy I had to suggest you for Aura that was FUNNNY!

From: vidiot76 | Posted: 2001-11-9 21:41 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Flunchy*

From: Sideburnstalker17 | Posted: 2001-11-11 00:02 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Well if a chick is givin me the job, then it's alright with me!

From: OmegaWario2 | Posted: 2001-11-15 20:36 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I have no answer to that Question
-- Why do Canadians always ask the question ,ehh?--
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<><> I like this site <><>

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-15 23:35 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Sex is good and all, but when your mastebating and you call out things like "Who's your daddy!" it creates an odd atmosphere. No one else may know it (unless you were screaming too loud) but you were talking to your penis. And he might get offended by you establishing your dominance over him.
Or, if you screamed out "Smack my hairy ass," you'd have to choice but to smack yourself. And that's just lame.
But when you masterbate, there's no need to put a bag over someones head, unless you find yourself ugly.
On the other hand, cranking it off can get messy sometimes. Especially when you're in the bathroom trying to aim for the toilet, but hit the potpourri on the back of the toilet instead. It can get ugly. Or if you're a one-handed typer and the sock falls off, you can jizz all over your keyboard. And then mom comes in and wonders what the hell is going on. And your scrubing the off the keyboard with some old shirt...

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-15 23:44 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
You know what. I think I'll start wearing a condom to bed. There's nothing more irritating than cleaning up from a wet dream. You can to go to the bathroom first thing and scrub yourself off. What about you poor people that sleep in the nude. Every time you wake up with a cum puddle, you have to wash the sheets.

You know what else sucks. When your mom has to wake you up in the morning and you have a chubby. Nice little morning wood sticking up down south poking your covers. And your mom is standing right there. You know she has to see that. Especially when she physically wakes you up.
And you can probably balance a book on it. It's that stiff. It gets worse when you have to take a leak and you're trying to push it down but you keep hitting the back of the toilet and the flower painting on the wall behind it. You have kneel on the floor and stick him in there just so you'll hit water. It pisses me off.



anyone wanna have cybersex with me?

From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-12 20:05 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i dont'care if your a guy, it's all the same in here *points to penis*

contact me at SpiderFab4 if you want some good hardcore action

From: AltoAkuma | Posted: 2001-11-12 20:09 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Ew gross. I'm not letting my eyes reading another guy saying cliche things like "OOh, your so big, so big."
So my answer to you is no. *points to penis* and my other head says no too.
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From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-12 20:29 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Let's do it here, I like an audience.

..you start though.

From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-12 21:53 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
hey baby

*takes off pants*
do you like this?

oooh your making me hard

From: Slipknot | Posted: 2001-11-12 21:56 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
You guys are sick. Though I'm a girl and all, but gays are nasty!

From: AltoAkuma | Posted: 2001-11-12 21:57 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
The best love, the best love of all, is between two pussy's.........and myself watching. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

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From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-12 22:11 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Heh... I didn't know the cock sucker was serious.

From: AltoAkuma | Posted: 2001-11-12 22:20 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Nasty image, nasty image! Must...delete...image...in...head....of...ryan...

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!

I don't like thinking of other guys dicks getting hard cuz of me...even though it's natural that your dick got hard looking at me doesn't mean I have to like it!!

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From: Slipknot | Posted: 2001-11-12 22:28 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I didn't think guys did this! Man, now you guys make me think different about men!

From: Voltemand2 | Posted: 2001-11-12 23:21 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
These two do not represent men, seeing as how they are 14 year old boys.

From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-12 23:52 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
oooh, all this talk about penis, is giving me such a hard on, would one of you please stroke me off?

From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-12 23:58 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
does not want or feel like starting a flame war, but 1)i'm not a 14 year old pre-pubescent boy and 2) there is nothing like a gay innuendo to raise some heads around here.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-12 23:58 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
They should rename this place GayFAGs hell.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-13 00:07 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
No shit. Besides, cybersex is overrated anyway. It goes like "I like the way you suck on my cack " (Shit. I lost my erection again. Damn. Now I have to start over) What the hell!

From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-13 00:12 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i find it funny how people can actually orgasm from just a bunch of meaningless bars of text saying "oooooooooh" and "oooooooooh baby" ...
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ME!

From: AltoAkuma | Posted: 2001-11-13 01:04 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
WHOO!!!!! You guys said that I'm 14, WOW!!! ANd here I thought I was 8! WOW!!! I feel so good knowing that you guys think that I'm that old!!! I feel all tingly inside knowing that you guys think that I'm 14...sweet!

(btw, I'm actually 18)

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From: Voltemand2 | Posted: 2001-11-13 09:01 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Heh, well if you're not 14, that's even more pathetic.

From: SheKicksAss | Posted: 2001-11-13 10:53 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
They should rename this place GayFags. So many of you want some male on male action.

From: Kinnison | Posted: 2001-11-13 11:29 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*is frightened*
i actualy know ryan, and hes not 14, hes 15! hmpf!

From: Cyber Commando | Posted: 2001-11-13 18:15 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I didn't know you could jizz from cybersex.

From: Hackmast | Posted: 2001-11-14 00:25 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Dear Lord.........

From: Sideburnstalker17 | Posted: 2001-11-14 11:14 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Guy on Guy action, yesssss!!!!! Does the fun ever stop around here!??! *vomits*

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-14 14:33 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
And I'm disconnecting my modem just from reading that crap.

From: LockeScythe | Posted: 2001-11-15 00:25 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
hey ryan I know someone who does want to ahve cybersex with you. Her names trixie and shes a nice big girl lol.

Hi, My name is Trixie.
I weigh 230 pounds, and I can fuck like a jackhammer.

Wanna screw me? Just ram your hard cock into my huge, greasy pussy, and suck on my big tits until the tit milk squirts out... Ooohh, that feels good!

If you like big girls like me, then cum inside and fuck me hard, honey. Just make sure your cock can handle a pussy this big and tasty and juicy!

From: DarkSim | Posted: 2001-11-15 00:27 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Ryan. I will fuck you until your toes curl. Just bend over and let me nut in your ass.

From: Kinnison | Posted: 2001-11-15 00:35 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i am scared



You like cornholes and rimjobs??

From: Billy Badass CTC | Posted: 2001-11-5 19:46 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I sure do.

From: Nam Legna | Posted: 2001-11-6 01:33 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
you like hot carls?

From: GardenFrogMan | Posted: 2001-11-6 01:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Hey Nam...

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-6 01:38 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Fucking cheaters... Yer both getting slapped fer that.

From: GardenFrogMan | Posted: 2001-11-6 01:43 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Not our fault we share the same user map now.

From: Offensive Fucker | Posted: 2001-11-6 07:57 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I bet you all take it up the ass from beasty fag men.

From: Billy Badass CTC | Posted: 2001-11-6 19:22 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
You like dirty sanchez's??

Reach-arounds??

HELL YEAH!

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-8 01:02 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
How 'bout Teabagging?



my shoulder is just aching

From: wendellmn | Posted: 2/11/2002 10:50:38 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I must have had my head to far to the side last night or something. I just put some tiger balm on, so I smell all minty. That should be nice for the meeting I have in 3 minutes.

From: rpgfreak | Posted: 2/11/2002 10:52:15 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
ok wendy

From: Gabe | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:09:17 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*starts to massage Wend's shoulder*

From: wendellmn | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:16:21 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i still smell all minty. i wish i were home.

From: Gabe | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:21:41 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*Starts to massage wends cock*

Oh sorry i didnt mean it.

From: rpgfreak | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:22:22 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
lmao

From: wendellmn | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:22:40 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
omg...

From: Gabe | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:24:03 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
IT was a mistake...I was massaging youe shoulders then suddenly i went to sleep..When i woke up i found myself massaging your cock...

Its my fault!

From: wendellmn | Posted: 2/11/2002 11:27:25 AM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
you're so naughty gabe...

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2/11/2002 12:31:15 PM | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
*ahem*

Need a hand?

From: gasiousbary | Posted: 2/11/2002 12:37:21 PM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Accident my ass. We have corrupted gabe.
From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2/11/2002 12:38:41 PM | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Accident my ass. We have corrupted gabe.

Yeah. Coool.

From: wendellmn | Posted: 2/11/2002 12:42:10 PM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i wonder if i could get gabe to corrupt me a little faster down there.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2/11/2002 05:50:45 PM | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Hey Gabe. Wendel's practically offering you aura. Go for it!

From: DarkMaster | Posted: 2/11/2002 05:51:53 PM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Hey Mikey! He likes it!

From: EvilAmericanPsycho | Posted: 2/11/2002 05:56:28 PM | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
It must be all the hand jobs



whats yer favorite kind of sex??

From: dude | Posted: 2001-11-5 15:23 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
i like doggy style and watersports

From: N Master | Posted: 2001-11-5 15:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I know, thats what your mom tells me

From: Bejiito-Chan | Posted: 2001-11-5 16:23 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Bloody beastiality.

From: vegetto123 | Posted: 2001-11-5 16:25 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
With Goats!

From: Bejiito-Chan | Posted: 2001-11-5 16:39 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Nah, snapping turtles can really draw the blood out.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-5 16:44 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Bloody beastiality earns Bejiito-Chan aura.

From: Billy Badass CTC | Posted: 2001-11-6 19:21 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Whats watersports?

I like the vibrating monkey and a little one I made up called the "Guy lays down and girl jumps on his weenis from a 50 foot high building" position.

From: Vegetto | Posted: 2001-11-6 19:23 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Vegetto=Bejiito-Chan
Give me Aura now, bitch.

From: Easy Cheese | Posted: 2001-11-7 03:41 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
The "yo mama kind of sex" bitch! she is finer than a finely tuned car! fucking ride that bitch up and down the road!

From: Easy Cheese | Posted: 2001-11-7 03:46 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
and i don't regret to what has been said.. hell, no one would regret it, she's finer than a mother fucker!

From: dude | Posted: 2001-11-7 05:40 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
watersports is piss games like piss drinkin and pissin on others

From: Easy Cheese | Posted: 2001-11-8 04:20 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
noone found me funny?

From: Jeff Greasy | Posted: 2001-11-8 22:24 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Butt sex

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-8 22:26 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I believe you Jeff.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-10 02:08 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Fav. kind of sex? with a partner.

From: DeGen | Posted: 2001-11-10 13:01 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
sex with a girl

i dont know about u guys though

From: vidiot76 | Posted: 2001-11-10 20:04 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
One Word: ANAL

From: Sideburnstalker17 | Posted: 2001-11-11 00:09 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
A girl with Legs up, ready to go!

From: SailorBacon | Posted: 2001-11-11 04:11 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Well, since I'm gay, I like it in the ass dry. K-Y Jelly is for whimps.



5 signs you might be gay:

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-12 19:05 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
1) When eating a hot dog, you remove the wiener from the bun, eat the bun, and save the wiener for later.

2) You used to sneak peeks at your father on the crapper and wonder how his dick got so big.

3) You still sneak peeks at your father on the crapper and wonder how his dick got so big.

4) You discourse heterosexual sex based on experiences with your cats.

5) You took offense at this topic.

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-12 19:25 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
6) Your name is Jeff Veasey

7) You have back pains from trying to bend forward and suck your own cock

8) You are in one of those boy bands

9) You like some of those boy bands

10) You wonder why people think boy bands are gay

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-12 19:27 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
11) You create a username with the word "girl" in it and you try to get people to cyber with you

*points to some people at this site*

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-12 19:56 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
12) You rigged a camcorder in the bathroom so you could film your dad taking a crap.

13) You wear briefs and let your log hang outa the hole during job interviews so you don't stain your pretty undies with cum.

14) You ate a hot chick's pussy and then went to suck dick to get the taste out of your mouth.
From: ryan724 | Posted: 2001-11-13 00:10 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
hey man, i don't got girl in my name! and i still want to cyber!

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-14 08:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
15) your name is ryan724

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-14 15:09 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
16) You have more KY Jelly than beer.

17) You actually have some KY.

18) You wear speedos around the house.

19) You get turned on by the male manequins in Van Luenens.

20) You shop at Van Luenens.

21) You think a 'nooner' is when you stick your nose up some guys ass to smell some crusty jizz.

22) You're not an athlete, but you let guys touch you.

23) You own a shirt that only comes down to your nipples.

24) You go to an all guy school and whack off before and after gym class.

25) You watch daytime 'Soaps'.

From: Offensive Jackass | Posted: 2001-11-14 18:53 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
heh heh. You got aura for that N Master...

From: sonten1 | Posted: 2001-11-14 21:57 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
26.If you wondered what would it be like to suck your own dick.

27.you did suck your dick.

28.you still suck your dick

29.you will suck your dick in the future.

30.if you raped a man.

31.if you didnt rape a woman.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-14 23:35 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
So true sonten1, any man who hasn't raped a woman is definitely gay.

From: sonten1 | Posted: 2001-11-15 22:32 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
you are intelligent,Penishole.That's why I marked you for Aura.



Damn my dog who keeps licking his balls.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-11 21:49 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
.... He's making me hungry.
From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-11 22:39 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Go have some spaghetti with meatballs. Pretend that the sauce is jizz, the noodles are pubes, and the meatballs are the wang and sack. You'll be fine.

From: Penishole | Posted: 2001-11-11 22:46 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*grabs Dirk Diggler and sucks the wrinkles off his balls*


Sorry, but I had a taste for balls tonight.

From: Censor F*ckin Bypass | Posted: 2001-11-12 00:31 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
pineshole u r gay if you suck balls becase that is nasy and u have a pusssy

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-12 15:40 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
May you choke on my pubes for that.



I can school all you in pokemon!

From: Pokemon | Posted: 2001-11-10 09:37 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Bring it!
My team has pikachu, jigglypuff, pidgey, rattata, mew, weedle!
you can't beat me!
Ha!
I dare you to try to play me!

From: Ass Master | Posted: 2001-11-10 09:48 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*rapes pikachu*

From: Pokemon | Posted: 2001-11-10 10:55 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
PIkachu!
Use your thunderbolt attack!!!!!
Now!
Dodge the rape!
Go!!

From: Banfi | Posted: 2001-11-10 11:16 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
jigglypuff!?!

No match for my pukemon...

WOBBLYFAGGOT!

Wobblyfaggot go, use Arse rape attack!

From: ohnoitschris | Posted: 2001-11-10 19:10 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*rapes Misty*

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-10 19:23 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I have an Alakazam.

From: vidiot76 | Posted: 2001-11-10 19:48 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Dude You guys should All make accounts on Gamefaqs and Invade The Pokingmen Board.

From: TerranRedneckXII | Posted: 2001-11-10 19:50 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I should have a pidgey peck yer eyes out.

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-11 02:02 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
Meet my pokemons! Diddlywanger and Asstreat! And they're going to buttfuck the shit out of your little pokemon. "We're gonna make 'em bleed. Those tight, little hairy assholes. We're gonna make 'em bleed."



lets dance, everybody!

From: Big Gay Al | Posted: 2001-11-5 15:46 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*humps a bunch of assholes*

From: Bejiito-Chan | Posted: 2001-11-5 16:24 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
I know I'm too hott to resist, but get that little thing you call a penis off my leg.

From: Offensive Fucker | Posted: 2001-11-6 07:58 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Big Gay Al is a piece of shit ass fucker.

From: Easy Cheese | Posted: 2001-11-7 03:45 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*shoots big gay al up the vaginal area*

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-8 01:18 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
You would.



I have a litterbox and I'm not afraid to use it!!

From: AltoAkuma | Posted: 2001-11-11 23:53 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Squeeze!!! Squeeze!!! *grunts, claws the barren carpet, makes little rips in it, and then a sigh of relief*

Ahh...that was good.

*grabs a towel* Phew...that was a workout.

What, praytell, relevance does this have with anything? Nothing.

Perhaps it is a reminder, and a moral vaulue. If you're not afraid to do something, it may be hard but in the end it will be a big relieft. (one HUGE!!! one for me)

*lets out gas* exuse me, I farted.


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From: Kinnison | Posted: 2001-11-12 00:00 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
*clickclick* aura!

From: Dirk Diggler | Posted: 2001-11-12 15:27 | Delete this message. | Suggest this person for aura.
My dad was taking a shit once and I had to pee real bad. I felt like I was going to explode. I couldn't hold it. So I ran to the litterbox, kicked the cat aside and did my business there. I was pissing so hard that a little fountain came up from the gravel.




*has just come back from seeing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone*

I'd rate it 9/10

The special effects were very good, but it should be a 12, I think, because of the three-headed dog, and when the mannie's face crumbled, as did his hand. It's DEFINETLY aimed at 11-13 year olds, I mean there was 4-6 year olds there, and most of them were crying at the end of it.

From: Dirk Diggler| Posted: 2001-11-10 19:11 | Mark for moderation | Suggest this person for aura.
Harry Potter deserves to get fucked up the ass by a giant gorilla with Herpes. I hope that little fucker gets gonhorrea from cornholing a pig. That piece of shit little wannabe magician can suck my big fat cock. I hope one of his faggot ass little spells backfires and makes his 3-inch pecker explode like C4. I hope his testies turn into honey-coated sacks so a swarm of bees can sting that fucker so his badly that nuts become the size of small melons. Cock-nazi little crackhead...


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Because it won't go down.
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I wish I would have been there.
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Coming to a town near you.
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