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| 50 Things Girls Wished Guys Knew |
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| 1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.* 2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice. 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying. 5)We hate porn. 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...Yumm 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. 8)We think about you all the time.* 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. 11)Hold our hand.* 12)No backseat drivers...NONE 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. 17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome. 18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.* 19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't. 20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time". 21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance. 22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...Ever 23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing... 24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWE. 25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. 26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now. 27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid. 28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it 29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.* 30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared 31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes. 32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.* 33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same. 34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying. 35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them. 36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference. 37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery. 38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die. 39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while. 40)Tell us we're beautiful. 41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.* 42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite. 43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you. 44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it. 45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. 46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".* 47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys). 48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit. 49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends. 50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves... ** indicate ones that evoke strong approval or feelings. Something my girl sent me like a year ago, just checked my mail recently, she broke up with me 7-8 months ago. --- xXxAce8702xXx (8:22:33 PM): RIAA doesn't cover Reggaeton Artists |
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| Damn. --- "Sometimes when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up and our hearts break into two." ~ Ted Brautigan; Hearts In Atlantis |
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| SweetPimp has heard it all. --- (^(^_(^_^)_^)^) |
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| 'reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends' ha --- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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| ugh --- "PRUNE JUICE! A real warrior's drink." - Worf, TNG AIM - DevinCyb |
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| Girls like sex that much?!!?!!?!?!?!? --- "Sashanan is disgusting. Pedophile had a relationship with a 13 year old girl when he was 21." Guess what the mods do to the underage users... <_<; |
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| 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. Bullshit LAF has had Gothi locked in his basement for over a month and she isnt dead....yet. --- I could buy my self a reason, I could sell my self a job, I could hang my self on treason, For I am my own damn God. |
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| Haha. --- SweetPimp; "The reason my girlfriend left me." juniorspank; "Midget porn in a nutshell" |
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| 25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. That's the definitive proof that this list is a crock of shit. Women aren't smarter. Fuck, they can't even drive. --- Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious, and to fit well. |
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| Idiot. Women can drive. Just not good. XD --- PM you are my god!!! - AlphaOmega Let's have buttsex, PM. - Pregnant Pickle PM is a master, and will own us all. - Smelly Socks <3 PunkMilk. - SweetPimp |
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| The "well" part was meant to be understood. --- Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious, and to fit well. |
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| Grammar doesn't exhist before 9 AM. --- It's easy to find out how you'd be received if no one knew you. Just create a new account with an unassuming name. BONUS: Name your account after a boyband member for added challenge! *pokes Shuzo* ~duckduckduck |
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| yea dun koreckt me nigga --- PM you are my god!!! - AlphaOmega Let's have buttsex, PM. - Pregnant Pickle PM is a master, and will own us all. - Smelly Socks <3 PunkMilk. - SweetPimp |
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| *goez bak 2 bed* --- It's easy to find out how you'd be received if no one knew you. Just create a new account with an unassuming name. BONUS: Name your account after a boyband member for added challenge! *pokes Shuzo* ~duckduckduck |
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| 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. I'm so tired of that shit. God forbid you be unconfortable. Don't see fucking blind people bitching constantly, and I'm sure that's uncomfortable. |
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| 26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now. *invests in Stone Cold Steve Austin* <_< >_> --- Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious, and to fit well. |
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| You're such a tool, miik. --- Steve Harris. John Myung. D'Arcy. Matt Freeman. Reggie Hamilton. Justin Chancellor. Phil Lesh. Tim Commerford. Michael Balzary. Doug McCombs. Kim Gordon. Roger Waters. Chris Novoselic. Colin Greenwood. Brian Wheat. Tony Levin. |
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| If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't. The death of playing "hard to get"? That advice sucks for anyone with low self esteem or who tends to over-analyze things. Otherwise, not a bad list - I like my women kinkier than that though (read #'s 4 and 17). --- Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin |
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| That list is a complete crock of shit. --- <3 Lance Bass |
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| Nobody follows those. >_> <_< --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. I'm the Master social engineer. |
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| damn... --- http://www.savelue.gamingvortex.net/index.php ^^^ a great message board. |
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| ^ Exactly why cleft will never get a girl. --- xXxAce8702xXx (8:22:33 PM): RIAA doesn't cover Reggaeton Artists |
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| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
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| ..and if you bothered to notice the shifty eyes, you'd know it was sarchasm. ~_~ --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. I'm the Master social engineer. |
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| oh noes, miikrr posts... --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. I'm the Master social engineer. |
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| chasm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kzm) n. 1. A deep, steep-sided opening in the earth's surface; an abyss or gorge. 2. A sudden interruption of continuity; a gap. 3. A pronounced difference of opinion, interests, or loyalty. --- xXxAce8702xXx (8:22:33 PM): RIAA doesn't cover Reggaeton Artists |
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| omfg u got stakler oh noes!!!1 --- xXxAce8702xXx (8:22:33 PM): RIAA doesn't cover Reggaeton Artists |
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| whoops, make that "sarcasm". A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1. <_< --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. I'm the Master social engineer. |
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| tard Derived from word Retard. Used as a common insult to describe someone as having a mental disability --- xXxAce8702xXx (8:22:33 PM): RIAA doesn't cover Reggaeton Artists |
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| The way you say it it seems you are a girl. --- Socks This is a signature of many things. |
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| That list is bullshit. |
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| And now it's time for the real list. 1)Women are assumptuous bitch's. They'll assume you are cheating on the if you say hi to another girl in their presence. 2)It never hurts to work out...if your a guy, women like to sit on a couch and eat ho-hos all day while crying to soap operas. 3)Girls like being taken advantage of just like the whores they are. 4)We are simply unable to please ourselves, which means that mean are completely fucked because nothing they ever do will please us. 5)We hate porn, but we love staring in it. 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...Yumm... Yes we really are that shallow. 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. Why the compliments? Because we are forgetful bitches who need to be reassured of our beauty every thirty seconds. 8)We think about you all the time. *Snicker*I wonder if they are actually going to believe that one*Snicker* 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. But of course if you play football and have the personallity of a turnip we will strip our close off for no reason. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. Again, yes we really are that shallow. 11)Hold our hand. We get lost easily. 12)No backseat drivers...NONE, we fuck up fine without your help. 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. Of course we can even please ourself so you better get ready for a whole night of reciprocation. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. Unless you want ho-hos. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. We also reserve the right to use this excuse as much as we please. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. We are all attention whore, we would rather you pay attention to us and get in a car accident that get me home safely. 17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome, unless it's boy boy girl. 18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing. We have a fetish for gay emos. 19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't. Then again even if you think that we like you we probably don't and are just lying. 20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time". I want all the attention for myself, you can see anyone but me. 21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance. It's the fact that we will rob you blind that makes us high matenance. 22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...Ever. We loves our Ho-ho's. 23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing... then we move into the you groveling stage. 24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWE. They are all too fast moving for our slow minds to comprehend. 25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. Also remember that us getting better grades has nothing to do with sucking off the teacher. 26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now. We also have a fetish for red necks. 27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid. Back to the emo thing. 28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it, so don't get mad if we call his name out during sex. 29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere. We are easily ammused so also flash a shiny object infront of us for keep us entertained. 30)If we are in a serious relationship you should be very very scared. 31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes. Of course you will fail because we are impossible to please. 32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating. Showing that we are hyprocites and do in fact make assumptions. 33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same. Of couse we will never admit that we are wrong so you'd better get used to being wrong. 34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying. But if you make me look bad in the dance floor you get no sex. 35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them. Because we are slutty whores. 36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference. In fact just shut up and sit there. 37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery. If you don't get a kiss I hope you realize that you are ugly and will never get me into bed. 38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die. Also prepare for us to play with you and your cloths as if you were a barbie doll. 39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while. In other words, just keep the wallet full and your mouth shut. 40)Tell us we're beautiful. Again we really are that shallow. 41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest. Or at least that's what we tell guys with small dicks. 42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite. Unless we are the agressor in that case just stip down and give me what I want. 43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you. We really are just frail flowers that can't defend ourselves. 44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it. Because we are assumptuos bitches. 45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. Why, because you need give us attention whoring women all the attention. 46) All women are whores. 47)Women love it in the ass. 48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit and what us smoke, you need to be saving your money for me. 49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends. Why because we are presumtious bitches. 50)We are clumsy and trip for no apparent reason, just laugh like I did something funny. If I think it's inappropriate I'll kick you in the nuts. While I was doing this I realized how many of the directly contadict one another. |