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| I was planning on faking my death again a while ago. |
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| From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:09:16 PM | Delete | #0001 |
| It would've taken place around mod apps. This time would be more in depth, obviously. First I would've posted for days complaining about stomach pains. Then, I would report that I'm in a hostpital and that they've discovered that a mistake was made on my appendix surgeries, and that several organs were being infected by leftover appendix goo. I'd report again a week later, about two-three hours before surgery, with a long message explaining my condition and shit. I would say that I went through a few sessions of "peace in death" therapy, and read a few books about operations like this. I would say that they had me make out my will and that I've already visited with all my family and friends. I would say I had about a 52% chance, and to wish me luck. Without logging on for a week I would come on and post a message and leave immeadiately. The message would supposedly be from my will and sum up my enjoyment in the time I've had here and that wherever I am not to be worried about me. It'd be a real tearjerker. Then, a month, maybe two goes by. I suddenly log in and post "How about this heat?" --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
| From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:10:24 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0002 |
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You should have done that. --- Faster then a bullet Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger He's half man and half machine. ~ Judas Priest - Painkiller |
| From: PunkMilk (15) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:11:00 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0003 |
| @_@ --- www.darksidelegion.com disorderly... |
| From: badreligion (5) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:11:24 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0004 |
| XD >_> --- Tell me what we're fighting for? I don't remember anymore. |
| From: xmushpotx (50) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:17:05 PM | Mark | Suggest | +1V | #0005 |
| You should then have had your dad post the doctor's note: doctor roberts. Magus had 5 seconds to live, for we accidently replaced his heart with a baked potato. --- Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all. |
| From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:18:29 PM | Delete | #0006 |
| No, this one would've been super realistic. I figured I would've been KoSed if I went through with it. --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
| From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:23:49 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0007 |
| Peter died LOL. I don't think anyone would've bought it after the last time you faked your death. No matter how realistic it was I would've been skeptical (your account was this close: || to being banned last time BTW - heh). I guess we figured lying or not, it would work out. --- Insults roll off my back like a duck! ~ Silverfist Visit the Outboards Gaming Oasis - Board #3 |
| From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 12:43:37 AM | Mark | Suggest | #0008 |
| Yeah, you should have done it, like we would have fell for it again. <_< |
| From: Colossus Artillery (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:10:35 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0009 |
| I remember when you faked your car crash death. --- When all else fails, blame the spin-off boards. - Ozznova |
| From: XSO (10) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:13:00 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0010 |
| Now you've gone and ruined it. --- Ex-Ess-Oh - Xexxhoshi Omega Vem fan ar du, jag gor vad jag vill, medans tiden star still. |
| From: Logan (30) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:40:47 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0011 |
| Next time you fake your death, I am going to steal all of virtue and give it to the poor. --- Logan: No one's Mother is safe! Gothichick's adopted Father Proud Owner of LoganTec Consultants, Inc. Not to be confused with LoganB |
| From: econobeing (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:43:30 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0012 |
| LOL! the "hows this heat" part just made the topic perfect! you should do it! --- i spell word with a 3, names mc -mcchris |
| From: tranmerefan (15) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:43:39 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0013 |
| Try it, we wont really care this time because we'll believe your faking again. --- tranmerefan | making death threats since 1986. |
| From: Colossus Artillery (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:44:52 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0014 |
| But what if he really DID die? --- When all else fails, blame the spin-off boards. - Ozznova |
| From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:53:04 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0015 |
| Then, i'm assuming no one will give two shits when it actually does happen. >_> |
| From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 05/18/2004 03:31:01 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0016 |
| If Magus really did die it would be the ultimate irony. If his Dad really did log in and leave a sad goodbye message. Then he'd come back to read it a day later just to see how we had responded . . . things like "Shut the hell up you stupid nigger!" --- Insults roll off my back like a duck! ~ Silverfist Visit the Outboards Gaming Oasis - Board #3 |
| From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:33:46 PM | Delete | #0017 |
| I'll leave duck my virtue if I really do die. --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
| From: Cleft510 (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:51:06 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0018 |
| Nothing for cleffy the groid. ;_; --- If I could take your life I would take your time away & hurl you down to hell. The god of earthquake could not heal you there. |
| From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:53:44 PM | Delete | #0019 |
| That's because you took me out of your favorite user list, meatpod. --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
| From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/20/2004 07:58:17 PM | Delete | #0020 |
| *kills self* --- Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts? |
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