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I was planning on faking my death again a while ago.
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From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:09:16 PM | Delete | #0001
It would've taken place around mod apps. This time would be more in depth, obviously. First I would've posted for days complaining about stomach pains. Then, I would report that I'm in a hostpital and that they've discovered that a mistake was made on my appendix surgeries, and that several organs were being infected by leftover appendix goo. I'd report again a week later, about two-three hours before surgery, with a long message explaining my condition and shit. I would say that I went through a few sessions of "peace in death" therapy, and read a few books about operations like this. I would say that they had me make out my will and that I've already visited with all my family and friends. I would say I had about a 52% chance, and to wish me luck.

Without logging on for a week I would come on and post a message and leave immeadiately. The message would supposedly be from my will and sum up my enjoyment in the time I've had here and that wherever I am not to be worried about me. It'd be a real tearjerker. Then, a month, maybe two goes by. I suddenly log in and post "How about this heat?"
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From: DarkShadow (15) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:10:24 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0002
You should have done that.
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From: PunkMilk (15) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:11:00 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0003
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From: badreligion (5) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:11:24 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0004
XD

>_>
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From: xmushpotx (50) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:17:05 PM | Mark | Suggest | +1V | #0005
You should then have had your dad post the doctor's note:

doctor roberts.
Magus had 5 seconds to live, for we accidently replaced his heart with a baked potato.
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From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:18:29 PM | Delete | #0006
No, this one would've been super realistic. I figured I would've been KoSed if I went through with it.
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From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 05/17/2004 10:23:49 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0007
Peter died LOL.

I don't think anyone would've bought it after the last time you faked your death. No matter how realistic it was I would've been skeptical (your account was this close: || to being banned last time BTW - heh). I guess we figured lying or not, it would work out.
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From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 12:43:37 AM | Mark | Suggest | #0008
Yeah, you should have done it, like we would have fell for it again.

<_<
From: Colossus Artillery (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:10:35 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0009
I remember when you faked your car crash death.
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From: XSO (10) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:13:00 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0010
Now you've gone and ruined it.
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From: Logan (30) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:40:47 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0011
Next time you fake your death, I am going to steal all of virtue and give it to the poor.
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From: econobeing (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 01:43:30 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0012
LOL!

the "hows this heat" part just made the topic perfect! you should do it!
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From: tranmerefan (15) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:43:39 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0013
Try it, we wont really care this time because we'll believe your faking again.
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From: Colossus Artillery (5) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:44:52 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0014
But what if he really DID die?
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From: Purple Pills (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 02:53:04 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0015
Then, i'm assuming no one will give two shits when it actually does happen. >_>
From: duckduckduck (55) | Posted: 05/18/2004 03:31:01 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0016
If Magus really did die it would be the ultimate irony. If his Dad really did log in and leave a sad goodbye message. Then he'd come back to read it a day later just to see how we had responded . . . things like "Shut the hell up you stupid nigger!"
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From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:33:46 PM | Delete | #0017
I'll leave duck my virtue if I really do die.
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Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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From: Cleft510 (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:51:06 PM | Mark | Suggest | #0018
Nothing for cleffy the groid. ;_;
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From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/18/2004 04:53:44 PM | Delete | #0019
That's because you took me out of your favorite user list, meatpod.
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Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts?
From: Magus Machine (25) | Posted: 05/20/2004 07:58:17 PM | Delete | #0020
*kills self*
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Arson. - Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
CJayC: How the hell is mm getting all these accounts?

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