If I was black I'd call myself 'Lawnbowls.
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I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

i knew a black guy whos initals were KKK he was a nerd "white" black also he wasnt gangsta enough for them so they beat him up everyday.
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Why doesn't anyone complain about all the dumb white nameS?

Richard? Ted? WTF? Stupid.
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From: Version 2
What about Asians?

Chow Yun Phat? Jet? Hojima?

a lot of these names are phonetic translations...
and....

Chow Yun Fat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
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those two fat black chicks that sucked on american idol yesterday had some stupid names.
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Rap master is my name, ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

Dumarq'io is also a populear name.
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LOL @ "shaka bomm baka" and "sim sim salabim" Johnny Quest'd
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This topic is pure gold. Also, about the ****head thing, my mom said she once had a student in her school named that, but they figure what happened is that when the family moved to Canada (where I live), the smartass immigration officer decided to spell it that way as a prank. Anyway, I believe my mother said he got the spelling changed to avoid ridicule.

I forgot to mention, my mom's a teacher.

If I was black, I'd TOTALLY call myself Bisquick.

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Yo blammy pop pop snaps on the otha side hurr.

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From: BVMatt | Posted: 1/28/2005 12:59:37 PM | Message Detail
Some of these names make it seem like the mother just smashed a keyboard with her fist a few times because due to her freakishly long acrylic nails she couldn't press the keys. It's a matter of time before you start seeing names like, "Truieytty78593hujerieyt7343u39084anaekeishalanatyroneia34."

XD oh and XD @ Bisquick
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and her son called Icepick!

Oh the irony if he becomes a Marxist.

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Bisquick! XD
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Bisquick?!
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I knew a black guy whose parents were musicians. His name was Circleofifths
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I used to know some girl named Désirée...which is French for "wanted". Don't tell me whites don't come with stupid names, please!

Me? I'm Tony. It's normal, at least.
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From: Aeque | Posted: 1/29/2005 12:23:20 AM | #087
I have a relation named Hero. Hero is a little girl.

Well at least Hero is from Shakespeare.
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From: heyitsme90 | Posted: 2/2/2005 1:51:23 PM | Message Detail
I used to know some girl named Désirée...which is French for "wanted". Don't tell me whites don't come with stupid names, please!

Me? I'm Tony. It's normal, at least.


i feel the need to elucidate the egregious flaws contained in your post. 1)french=/= white 2)merely because a person appropriated an adjective from the french language and designated it as a "name" does not mean that the word was originally used as a name (it wasn't) 3)normality is relative... unless you're trying to argue in the favour of egoism or solipsism

this topic is fantastic XD
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There's a guy named Lemonjello at at the catholic high school around here. I go to another high school so I don't really know him but he exists.

Also at least these black names aren't as bad as freaking Gwyneth Paltrow naming her baby APPLE

I mean HOLY HELL. gah
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Why do some white people have two first names?

Why do some white people feel the need to criticize other people's names? What is a "normal" name? A white name? Always whining about what blacks and Hispanics name their kids. Christ. At least they don't give their boys female names, and vice versa.
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I think instead of saying "Fire!" in a crowded theatre, you should say "Hey, I hear Uwe Boll made this movie!"-ozzyhudson

Oh, I'm sorry, it seems they might not have WHITE names. Seriously, SOME of you guys are complete idiots. They have 'different' names because they're from a different country. You're all from Europe where your names developed.
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I just call all black women shinaynay. It's easier that way.
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Southern trailer folk have equally atrocious names: Billy Bob , Jimbo, Tammy Rae argh.

white names are worse...just listen to the names of all my uncles...

Ed
Randy
Steve
Gary
David
Pat
Paul
Bruce
Brad
Tim

those are the whitest names I have ever seen...

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Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls
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Désirée is not that wierd of a name.
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It's not that fact that they are black, and have names. It's because they are making up names out of existing words, and making complete asshats of their children.
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OMG <3 this topic.

Keyshawn? WTF?

-MaRkiSH

When I have kids, I'm naming the girl Boris or Trashcan, and the boy Teh Hardcore Ninja
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Why did you bump this topic?

Dawn Kay will be my third daughter.
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I knew a girl named Volteria back in 5th grade. We often called her cafeteria.
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Are you crazy? Icepick is a hard core name!
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I know a black and name Tawjimbo he tells me he is 100% African born and rasied in South Africa he says.
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XD XD

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I'm called Mike but my relatives have welsh names like Llewelyn pronounced with the wird doubl L sound. My grans called Mair pronounced My-Er.
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Well we're not talking about actual African names here. We're talking about the made-up composites like RoQueefah.
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