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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:40:16 PM | Message Detail
Now before you read further, keep in mind that I'm a guy and that I'm only 17 years old.

No, I have no girlfriend, but that's because I don't go to school (study at home) so I don't get out much and don't meet many people except for the guys selling subway tickets when I have to take the subway to go buy something or go to a hockey game or whatever.

Anyway, tonight my mother came back with a box of four cassettes she had bought. She opens the plastic case and puts one of the cassettes in the VCR. Before the film starts, I have the chance to take a glimpse at the box and it's written stuff like "Sex Shop video" with things like "Part 1: Orgasm, Part 2...... etc.". Now on the TV screen is a naked butt, seemingly female with some kind of wierd music in the background while my father asks my mom "What are you buying him now??". Anyways I went to my room.

Then, just now, in the kitchen my mother said that I had to watch those and it was part of my "education" or something and that "it would be good for me to have something to masturbate to", and my father was laughing. A bit irritated, I said that it would be better if my father just gave the videos to some of his friends at work, but my mom insisted that I had to see them.

I'm sure many people would love to have a mother like that, but honestly.... it can really be irritating.
From: togechikku64 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:42:37 PM | Message Detail
Go watch 'em.

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From: AzN SqUaLL | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:42:50 PM | Message Detail
What youre turning down free porn?!?... From your mom?
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From: Contra Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:43:39 PM | Message Detail
Damn gimme an oxygen mask...
I'm about to die from laughing...
From: Masamune2 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:43:52 PM | Message Detail
Then, just now, in the kitchen my mother said that I had to watch those and it was part of my "education" or something and that "it would be good for me to have something to masturbate to"

*Backs away slowly*
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From: MrAsh | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:44:32 PM | Message Detail
Um, yeah. I have no idea what the hell to say to that, but at least there is a response now.

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From: Ravnarak | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:45:54 PM | Message Detail
Yes...That could get rather uncomfortable.

But, your mum knows whats best for you, watch the porn or you'll regret it. :P.
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From: togechikku64 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:46:16 PM | Message Detail
>_>

Free porn eh?
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From: Sticky Stinky Monkey | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:47:21 PM | Message Detail
Uh... uh... uh... yeah...
From: Contra Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:47:47 PM | Message Detail
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From: PaperThick | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:49:40 PM | Message Detail
If my mom ever pulled a stunt like that on me, I honestly would have no idea what to think.

Heh, maybe she's concerned for you and didn't know quite how to approach the situation.

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From: isv666 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:52:51 PM | Message Detail
Tell her to buy you some hot lesbian babe action. Tell 'er it's good wanking material.

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From: Ashton Anchors | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:53:34 PM | Message Detail
Er, she is probably worrying a bit too much.

I agree with you, though. Not only would I be irritated, but I'd also be heavily embarrassed.
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:54:02 PM | Message Detail
I don't know, she's always urging me to get a girlfriend and have sex or stuff like that. Once she gave me 50 dollars and asked me to pay a prostitute (I used the money to buy CDs to store my files before making a recovery on my comp......).

I mean..... what kind of mother would ask her only son to go pay a PROSTITUTE, for christ's sake??
From: Masamune2 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:01 PM | Message Detail
Now you're telling us that your mom gave you money for a prostitute.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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From: Contra Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:03 PM | Message Detail
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:49 PM | Message Detail
Tell her to buy you some hot lesbian babe action. Tell 'er it's good wanking material.

Knowing her she'd buy it the same day.

It's really irritating, and embarassing as someone else said on this thread. Especially when she keeps asking me when I will make her a grandmother.

Last year in vacation we went to see a family that came from France (they were friends of my Aunt I think). Anyway we stayed there about an hour and talked about family stuff. Anyway there was a girl there about 14-15 years old and on the way back my mom said in front of my dad and my cousin something like "Hey a girl like that would be nice for you don't you think? A cute little girl like that! Hmmm! When I think of all the things you could do to her..."

Honestly, I felt like jumping out of the car.
From: togechikku64 | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:58:30 PM | Message Detail
I know...

Gets stabbed
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From: phoenix OMEGA | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:00:50 PM | Message Detail
Are you an only child?

I could understand a mother not wanting her only child to be gay. I mean, every mother wants grandchildren.. ya gotta understand that..
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From: ViolentJ | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:05:08 PM | Message Detail
Move out as soon as you can.
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:11:12 PM | Message Detail
Check this out:
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index.html

I took pictures of the videos that she bought with my camcorder. She put that box on the little table right next to my room! What IS she thinking????
From: Inthesto | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:11:50 PM | Message Detail
I'm afraid. Very afraid.

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From: Goldenguy | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:13:37 PM | Message Detail
Holy **** dude, your mom is weird.

Once she gave me 50 dollars and asked me to pay a prostitute

That's dumb as hell. Prostitutes carry diseases and they are with many men a week. What kind of education would a prostitute be anyway? Besides, you're only 17, there's nothing wrong with not having a girlfriend or being a virgin or anything.

Man, I would have yelled at my mom if she said to me what she said to you about that 14-15 year old girl.
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From: Alucard188 | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:13:54 PM | Message Detail
OMFG! *dies from shock and laughter*
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From: Phantasmagoria | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:16:38 PM | Message Detail
...............adopt me.
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From: RockViper | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:28:53 PM | Message Detail
I believe your mom has some psychological problems. Seriously, no offense to you, but there is something very sick about that. Your mother wanted you to have sex with a hooker? Sounds great, send your only child off to get AIDS.

My friend had divorced parents that both had swinging partners, and his parents were basically his porn rental outlet. We were in 7th grade watching nudies movies. I thought it was cool, but he had two disturbed parents and nobody to look up to except his grandparents he lived with.

You may want to talk to a doctor about her. And your father has no problems with this? I say you get out of that house fast. There is something very disturbing and disgusting about this.
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From: RockViper | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:35:52 PM | Message Detail
I also fear she may eventually try to have sex with you herself. Run. Run fast and far my child.
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From: isv666 | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:42:46 PM | Message Detail
Is your mom hot?

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From: Elazul875 | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:52:37 PM | Message Detail
Is the guy selling subway tickets hot? </ripoff>
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:56:04 PM | Message Detail
Is your mom hot?

Sorry man, I don't want to think about that. She is 58 years old and weights about 250 pounds.
From: Frijid Pink | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:02:45 PM | Message Detail
Your Mother is breaking the law! She is providing pornography to a minor, (you said yourself that you're only 17 years old).

She could be arrested for providing money for her underage Son to go to a prostitute and for providing porn to someone who is underage.

She is contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which is against the law!

If you or anyone else reported this to the Police, she could very well be arrested and go to jail!

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From: Cheezmonky X | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:10:17 PM | Message Detail
Your mother is truly a freakish human being. She has problems... many problems. Get her help. Now. I mean it, damn it, now. NOW NOW NOW.
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From: Frijid Pink | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:18:19 PM | Message Detail
Forgive me for saying this kirri, but, as cruel as it may sound, it sounds like your Mother is trying to either get rid of you...or she is trying to seduce you!

This is NOT normal behavior for a Mother to show to her underage child...she needs help!

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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:27:10 PM | Message Detail
Well I'm underage but I'll be 18 next month (mid January) so
From: Pyro Vesten | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:29:22 PM | Message Detail
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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From: Cheezmonky X | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:30:56 PM | Message Detail
She's still a **** up.
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From: isv666 | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:44:42 PM | Message Detail
Okay... so she isn't hot. :/

Heh, my mom doesn't care if I look at porn... well, I'm 18 now, but even back when I wasn't 18, she didn't care. There's a difference between not caring and letting them learn on their own, and buying them porn, telling them to go off and beat it...

So strange... but so damn funny.

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From: paragon | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:50:21 PM | Message Detail
I can only augment what's already been said, which is: convince your father to work with you and get her some help. What she's been doing is by no means normal, especially for a mother.

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From: Wooga | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:50:33 PM | Message Detail
Don't pass up this opportunity...

"Mom, could you uhh... show me a few pointers... ?"

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From: paragon | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:54:57 PM | Message Detail
WOOGA, SPOILERS!!!!

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From: Wooga | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:56:34 PM | Message Detail
I'm revealing events that have already happened?

WOOGA!

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From: PerfectGamer | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:08:42 PM | Message Detail
god i wish my mom was like that..... you must be spoiled....

You: Uh mom can you get me xbox, GC and PS2 today?
Mom: Why?
You: Uh.....i need them too...... meet girls! They wont like me until i get them.
Mom: Right away, lets go!

LOL!
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From: L621 | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:15:57 PM | Message Detail
Dude, your mom seriously has some issues! I just told my mom your little story and she was horrified, then she laughed, then she went back to horrified. And she's even one of them open moms. Run away from home...go now. You don't want to spend the rest of your life in therapy do you?? GO! Run like the wind! Maybe you should take them tapes just to have something to pawn if you get really hungry.
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From: Mr Drunk Man | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:17:13 PM | Message Detail
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From: l 4R3 TAC0 | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:19:57 PM | Message Detail
LMAO, this topic has some great sig material...
anywho, i would cry if my mom offered me porn. she's a flipping kindergarten teacher! gaahhh, well, i wish you luck.
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From: THE Aphrodisiac | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:39:19 PM | Message Detail
you lucky person you lol

hell my dads gots enough porn i just go in and take a movie & watch O_O

if only i had my own hehehe tell your mom i'll be moving in there in a day
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/17/2001 9:00:22 PM | Message Detail
I'm sure someone has to think I'm making this up, so I did that just in case:

http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index2.html
From: PunkDaddy8 | Posted: 12/17/2001 9:21:50 PM | Message Detail
Take a picture of the tapes
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From: rekenner | Posted: 12/17/2001 9:23:13 PM | Message Detail
That's what me and all the friends I linked it to are thinking. I'll go to that and see the proof. Heh.
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