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You are a rock (CYOA)

curly_gamer
Posted 6/16/2009 8:54:26 PM
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I think therefore I am
_junk_talk_
Posted 6/16/2009 8:57:02 PM
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Why do you talk junk? Ryuko
techboy10
Posted 6/16/2009 9:01:27 PM
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*also posts in epic topic*
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Hrothgard
Posted 6/16/2009 9:16:10 PM
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C???????????????????????
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nintendofan50
Posted 6/16/2009 9:17:43 PM
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C. WTF just happened?
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MrNintendo1213
Posted 6/16/2009 10:46:50 PM
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Dot Dot Dot...
legolas0008
Posted 6/16/2009 10:48:10 PM
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beam_
Posted 6/16/2009 11:04:52 PM
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C) ????

"????" You were expecting sexy tiemz with the hot chick but then the hot chick decides to go to sleep. ****. Nothing ever works out for you. Oh well, you get to sleep with the hot chick. You win. Her breathe brushes against your hard, stone cold body. It tickles and smells like peaches. You and Camilla are under the same roof, in the same bed, but her soft, naked body is seperated from your hard, stone cold body by the blanket. Damn blankets. You hate blankets.

"Oooohhh... harder..." Camilla said, holding onto your hard, stone cold body.
"???" Is she sleep talking?
"Yes...YES...!" Camilla began to raise her voice. Yep, she's definitly sleep talking. You're not even doing anything to her.
"OH, ROCCO, I LOVE YOU!!" Camilla moaned.
Rocco? Who the hell is Rocco?!
"Oh, Rocco, you're the best..." Camillla said, drooling.
She's dreaming about some rock named Rocco. She's cheating on you!

Suddenly, the door busts open.
"WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?!?!?" A familiar voice roared.
You look at the doorway and see Camilla's dad standing there looking more furious than ever.
Camilla opens her eyes and sits up. The blanket gets blown away onto the pink carpet as a gust of wind blows in from the window.
Camilla's dad sees his naked daughter and you lying beside her.

"............." Camilla's dad eyes turn bloodshot.
"..." You're speechless.
Camilla rubs her eye.


A) ....
B) !!!
C) ...............
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AssassinsGreed
Posted 6/16/2009 11:05:36 PM
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Dwaze_Zaken
Posted 6/16/2009 11:05:45 PM
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_junk_talk_
Posted 6/16/2009 11:09:20 PM
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B!!!
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Why do you talk junk? Ryuko
beam_
Posted 6/16/2009 11:55:04 PM
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Burp
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beam_
Posted 6/17/2009 1:55:42 AM
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MrNintendo1213
Posted 6/17/2009 2:24:43 AM
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Dot Dot Dot...
Materus
Posted 6/17/2009 2:29:59 AM
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WeThePichus
Posted 6/17/2009 4:24:11 AM
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B!
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kite2128
Posted 6/17/2009 4:27:44 AM
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ultima9999
Posted 6/17/2009 4:42:08 AM
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What is this I don't even
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Astoh foo
Posted 6/17/2009 4:43:18 AM
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And btw, aren't you the guy who made the weeaboo cyoa? Because that was awesome too!
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goku024
Posted 6/17/2009 5:04:13 AM
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this is still epic. nice swerve too xD
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Posted 6/17/2009 5:13:14 AM
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Posted 6/17/2009 5:13:39 AM
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Quasaromega
Posted 6/17/2009 5:19:45 AM
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B, post for epicness.
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TehJustin
Posted 6/17/2009 5:32:06 AM
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curly_gamer
Posted 6/17/2009 5:58:06 AM
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cell4165
Posted 6/17/2009 6:07:46 AM
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B. Oh ****!
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Whose bloodstains are these?
curly_gamer
Posted 6/17/2009 8:26:11 AM
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Bump
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sahk2991
Posted 6/17/2009 9:42:28 AM
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Posted 6/17/2009 9:46:29 AM
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Mezmorizor
Posted 6/17/2009 10:06:53 AM
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Encube
Posted 6/17/2009 10:07:28 AM
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Best CYOA ever.
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Hyourinmaru420
Posted 6/17/2009 10:07:44 AM
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D) Pee
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NoBuIIet
Posted 6/17/2009 10:31:35 AM
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rdj522
Posted 6/17/2009 10:41:22 AM
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B.
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The Jabroni
Posted 6/17/2009 10:46:11 AM
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Oh God, this topic is so awesome!!

LMFAO!! XD
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rdj522
Posted 6/17/2009 11:15:30 AM
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This topic must not die.
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I bet Ninian could even beat the tactician in an arm-wrestling match. ~chaosgumbo
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BadassblackTA
Posted 6/17/2009 11:17:06 AM
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This topic must not die

I won't let it
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Girlyinahat
Posted 6/17/2009 11:19:19 AM
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Woah, wait wait wait.

Was the rock's gender ever specified?
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forceyoda
Posted 6/17/2009 11:21:21 AM
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I love this. B!
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beam_
Posted 6/17/2009 1:58:15 PM
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B) !!!

"Camilla," Her father said calmly and smiling, "What is the meaning of this?"
"Meaning of what, dad?" Camilla said, still rubbing her eye.
"Why are you sleeping with a rock naked and in bed?"
Camilla is confused. She looks down and sees her naked body. She looks beside her and sees you. She turns blank. Her father awaits an answer.
"F-father it's n-not what you think..!" Camilla began.
"I hope not," Her father said, walking forward.
"No dad, please!"
"........"
"Dad, if you're going to punish me then please punish me when I wear some clothes...!!" Camilla goes into the fetal position. Her father continues to close in on you and her.
"No, dad! PLEASE!!"
Her father stops right in front of the bed and raises his hand as if he's going to slap her.
"!!!"
"OH MY GOD!!" Camilla grabs you for protection. Wow, what a wuss.
"Who said I was going to punish you, Camilla?" Her father said with the same gentle tone.
"W-what?" Camilla said, confused.
"..."
"Don't worry, I won't punish you for sleeping with a rock," Camilla's father said, reaching for her with his hand, smiling like a fox, "We're just going to have a little........talk...."
But before you could say anything, he grabs you out of Camilla's hands.
"You and me will discuss about this. In private." He said to you, leaving the bedroom.

A) ...
B) ..?!
C) ....
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SSJBartSimp
Posted 6/17/2009 2:00:53 PM
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_junk_talk_
Posted 6/17/2009 2:01:39 PM
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Why do you talk junk? Ryuko
NoBuIIet
Posted 6/17/2009 2:02:21 PM
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PyroLeprecon
Posted 6/17/2009 2:19:10 PM
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progamer664
Posted 6/17/2009 2:37:11 PM
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D) Rub your rock hard body against her rock hard body.
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curly_gamer
Posted 6/17/2009 2:47:20 PM
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MrNintendo1213
Posted 6/17/2009 3:01:50 PM
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Posted 6/17/2009 3:32:13 PM
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goku024
Posted 6/17/2009 3:32:13 PM
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Posted 6/17/2009 4:10:50 PM
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