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My name is Jenny. Me and my friends are gonna play a trick on my brother!
| BlackDoomShadow Posted 7/1/2009 4:42:42 PM message detail | From: Ricky Williams Hard to believe that was a year ago. Good times. --- President and Supreme Dictator Overlord of Wii Hardware I leave it entirely in your hands. |
| Wiistleblower Posted 7/1/2009 4:44:57 PM message detail | Now wait, the raptors died in the second act of the original story. How are you going to make this one last? |
| BlackDoomShadow Posted 7/1/2009 4:45:49 PM message detail | Perhaps all was not as it seemed in the original story |
| picklemaster246 Posted 7/1/2009 4:47:14 PM message detail | Damn son, epic story. --- Whilst a RHOMBITRUNCATED ICOSADODECAHEDRON. |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 4:51:40 PM message detail | My brother slammed the door, but we were faster. Sammy smashed straight through it and we raced down the stairs. Right as we arrived, my brother's friend Toby waltzed in. Nicole lunged on top of him and ate him...and not in the sexual way. Tara leaped into the air, but I was pained to see Joey, who acquired our dad's shotgun, blast her apart. Then Joey raced past us and ran out into the garage. |
| dml777 Posted 7/1/2009 4:53:12 PM message detail | past --- GT: S Apoc v2 | RSN: dml777 http://www.last.fm/user/dml252 |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 4:59:53 PM message detail | Past? |
| ArkRazorbacks Posted 7/1/2009 4:59:57 PM message detail | Holy crap I forgot about that Area 51 topic. --- This text is here so people don't ignore the last line of my post. You know you do it. |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 5:03:52 PM message detail | From: ArkRazorbacks Someday I should do a sequel to that too |
| dml777 Posted 7/1/2009 5:05:15 PM message detail | From: DisgruntledDad1 | #057 Past! :D --- GT: S Apoc v2 | RSN: dml777 http://www.last.fm/user/dml252 |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 5:08:23 PM message detail | Wut |
| dml777 Posted 7/1/2009 5:16:53 PM message detail | As in I want the past stories. >_> --- GT: S Apoc v2 | RSN: dml777 http://www.last.fm/user/dml252 |
| CandiruFish Posted 7/1/2009 5:22:11 PM message detail | XD this is awesome. --- "...you're just jealous that the voices only talk to me." http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae251/candirufish/beautifulk3.jpg |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 5:22:43 PM message detail | Shall I continue my tale? |
| Pokemon_Joe Posted 7/1/2009 5:29:42 PM message detail | lol I just finished the raptor story, its ****ing great man! |
| alex91 Posted 7/1/2009 5:39:42 PM message detail | Continue --- RIP: Old Signature: December 2003-December 19th 2008. You will be missed. http://www.last.fm/user/dreamslayer |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 5:42:36 PM message detail | As we tried to break into the garage, we heard movement in the kitchen. Joey had climbed back into the house to retrieve his car keys. We raced upstairs but Nicole got caught in the gunfire. Joey lept out the window and into the car. Sammy tried to leap onto the hood of the car, but he rammed her. I watched in terror as her broken body went flying. Enraged, I ran over just as our parents pulled up to the house. Not needing more distractions, I tore them apart. Just then, an attractive young girl, our neighbor Christine, jumped into the car with Joey. |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 5:46:27 PM message detail | Moar? |
| Pr3c1pit0us Posted 7/1/2009 5:51:29 PM message detail | Wait, wtf happened at the end of the Raptor and Girls story? One second Raptor Jesus and Samuel Jackson were kicking ass and the next the main character dies in a blender. Wtf? --- http://i42.tinypic.com/30lm3hc.gif |
| alex91 Posted 7/1/2009 5:52:54 PM message detail | more --- RIP: Old Signature: December 2003-December 19th 2008. You will be missed. http://www.last.fm/user/dreamslayer |
| roosuu Posted 7/1/2009 5:53:26 PM message detail | do it. when you're done, pics or it didnt happen |
| cheese_dragon Posted 7/1/2009 5:53:37 PM message detail | lolz --- http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j7/badhenry/IMG_4762.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/2b5ter.jpg |
| Pokemon_Joe Posted 7/1/2009 6:00:15 PM message detail | From: Pr3c1pit0us | #309 *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* (RAPTOR STORY) after killing Obama, the main char. goes home with his sister. They start getting *close*, but she puts him in a blender to make a smoothie. |
| Pr3c1pit0us Posted 7/1/2009 6:04:00 PM message detail | How the hell does that make any sense? --- http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo119/pr3c1pit0us/potion/d788f610.png |
| VampireLord47 Posted 7/1/2009 6:04:18 PM message detail | Tag for future raptors. --- www.last.fm/user/Nicholas-Hewitt |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:05:57 PM message detail | I jumped onto the back of the car in time to see Joey turn around and shoot me with a shotgun. Wounded, I fell out into the street. As they drove off, I head a huge crashing noise. A massive T. Rex appeared and approached me. I threw my hands up and prepared for death, when the Rex suddenly shapeshifted into an attractive girl. "I'm Carly, and I think you need to come with me," she said. |
| Pokemon_Joe Posted 7/1/2009 6:06:42 PM message detail | From: Pr3c1pit0us | #354 it doesnt, maybe its ironic because he escapes all that dino-**** but gets smoothied by his sis? i dunno |
| Wiistleblower Posted 7/1/2009 6:06:55 PM message detail | How the hell does that make any sense? It makes no sense whatsoever, which is why it's funny. Kind of like girls randomly becoming velociraptors with no explanation at all |
| Pr3c1pit0us Posted 7/1/2009 6:14:00 PM message detail | From: Wiistleblower | #078 Well, yea. I was just sadly disappointed :( --- http://i39.tinypic.com/29zalna.gif |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:18:40 PM message detail | Don't worry, there will (probably) be an explanation for the transformations in this story. |
| Dragon Angel X2 Posted 7/1/2009 6:20:35 PM message detail | obvious troll topic is obvious. just read the tc's sig in his profile. I'm not really a dad! I have no children! BlackDoomShadow's alt --- Secret Board Report: 201-200! Can it get any higher?! *Licks Dragon Angel X2* -- Carlo Aquino |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:24:54 PM message detail | From: Dragon Angel X2 Gee, welcome to several hours ago |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:32:37 PM message detail | <_< |
| WalkingLobster Posted 7/1/2009 6:38:57 PM message detail | so much win because i actually remember reading the old story when it was being posted. --- http://www.logomaker.com/logo-images/28a046cf286ced56.gif |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:40:01 PM message detail | "Alright, so you're one of them?" Carly asked. "One of who?" I replied, confused and somewhat turned on by this lovely young lady. "You're a human and a velociraptor?" "Oh, well yeah," I said. "Listen, we have a mission to do. Will you join me?" I couldn't stop staring at her voluptious..."Will you?" "Oh yeah, definitely!" I exclaimed. She transformed back into a T. Rex and I hopped on her back. "Where are we going?" I asked. "Los Angeles." |
| Wiistleblower Posted 7/1/2009 6:43:02 PM message detail | so much win because i actually remember reading the old story when it was being posted. Same, it's nominated for best topic in the CE awards, I hope it wins. |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 6:45:22 PM message detail | :D Zank you |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 7:04:11 PM message detail | Humbug! |
| _CARLOX_ Posted 7/1/2009 7:07:38 PM message detail | Nice :D --- Despiértame Verónica al romper el día y hazme sentir la alegría de volverte a amar... |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 7:11:07 PM message detail | Moar story? |
| _CARLOX_ Posted 7/1/2009 7:23:38 PM message detail | yus plox :3 --- No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas, ni contemplarlas sabiamente... Quiero que me trates suavemente... |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 7:33:13 PM message detail | "Wait, Los Angeles? How are we going to get there?" I asked. Carly speaks, her voice sounding like a series of roars to anyone who isn't a dinosaur. "We'll turn into our human forms and fly a plane there. Let's go to the airport." As we walked along, I noticed another T. Rex pursuing my brother and his friends through Washington D.C. "Forget about them. Come on, we better transform back into humans." We did so and then walked into the airport lounge, where hundreds of people were frantically hurrying onto airplanes. |
| _CARLOX_ Posted 7/1/2009 7:35:58 PM message detail | :O more --- I remember singing that song on the way to put my wife down... Just joking people, she survived, ok? |
| DisgruntledDad1 Posted 7/1/2009 7:37:30 PM message detail | Soon |
| DarthGreenGrape Posted 7/1/2009 7:38:38 PM message detail | So this story was originally from Joey's viewpoint? --- [ http://i42.tinypic.com/33ljvw3.png I http://i43.tinypic.com/2n07813.png I http://i43.tinypic.com/27xgq4j.png ] http://i41.tinypic.com/35jikpi.png |
| Poncho_PKMN Posted 7/1/2009 7:41:28 PM message detail | I remember reading the original and thinking the sister died, so this story is ****ing awesome --- http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3843/ssj3h.jpg http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5712/gamefaqsid.png |
| BlackDoomShadow Posted 7/1/2009 7:43:09 PM message detail | Alright, I'm using my main account for this story now. From: DarthGreenGrape Yeah, Joey was the character in the original story. He went off and did his own thing and then got killed by their other sister Maria in a blender. From: Poncho_PKMN She did, sort of. I retconned both her "death" and the T. Rex chasing them around the city by making it so she wasn't actually killed and it was a different T. Rex who chased them through DC so they can go on their own adventure. --- President and Supreme Dictator Overlord of Wii Hardware But doctor...I am Pagliacci. |
| BlackDoomShadow Posted 7/1/2009 8:00:11 PM message detail | =/ --- President and Supreme Dictator Overlord of Wii Hardware This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. |
| BlackDoomShadow Posted 7/1/2009 8:33:44 PM message detail | Fine, don't post. --- President and Supreme Dictator Overlord of Wii Hardware But doctor...I am Pagliacci. |
| _CARLOX_ Posted 7/1/2009 10:51:15 PM message detail | http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419X1TEX3ZL._SL500_AA280_.jpg --- Sleep through the morning and wake up during happy hour. |
