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| From: TimmyTheRabidTurtle | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:02:14 PM | Message Detail |
| XD XD XD! --- "It's like the time I forgot what a pear was called." - Katie PioneerGaming.com |
| From: Lucifer | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:04:35 PM | Message Detail |
| What did the deaf, blind, and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer. Bwahahahahaha --- I'm a horse without a saddle, I'm a snake that shakes a rattle, always prepared for battle. I'm a mother******* cadillac. -10K |
| From: iwillruleyou | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:10:15 PM | Message Detail |
| A man came up to me and said I haven't had a bite in weeks. So I took him to dinner. He had the steak and potatoes. --- Blue Team - CE Capture the Flag --- |
| From: snorelax15o | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:17:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Three drunks walk into a bar Then they say they got kicked out of the one next door but want more beer. --- ../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, . In Soviet Russa, j00 watch LUEshi |
| From: nightmaresabin | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:18:48 PM | Message Detail |
Why did the child cross the road?? An arsonist set his house ablaze, causing his paraplegic family to die a slow painful fiery death. Their death screams consequently drove the child to madness before the truck hit him, showering the pavement with entrails. --- "Closing LUE would be like putting a person with a horribly contagious disease through an airplane engine."-CJayC |
| From: xenast | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:19:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. --- "Yeah, you suck at being drunk." - SpeedStickUltimate talking about me |
| From: Zero the CrimsonKing | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:20:55 PM | Message Detail |
| BEST THING EVER --- http://www.savedisney.com http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=christermination |
| From: TheFloater | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:21:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Why did the monkey die? It's heart stopped. --- Gnarly. |
| From: Ides Of March 315 | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:23:56 PM | Message Detail |
| XD --- BOARD 8621! Sign the Guestbook! Teh Sig |
| From: Zero the CrimsonKing | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:24:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Two women were outside for a cigarette break. One turned turned to the other and said, "So, Jean, how's your love life?" "Just fine," replied Jean. "How's your's, Donna?" "Not bad," said Donna. For some reason, this made me laugh out loud... XD --- http://www.savedisney.com http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=christermination |
| From: Zero the CrimsonKing | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:27:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Why did the puppy eat rat poison? Because he was blind. --- http://www.savedisney.com http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=christermination |
| From: ieatmidgets | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:28:54 PM | Message Detail |
| ^^^ rofl --- …../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……… …( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, …. He knows where you live... |
| From: nightmaresabin | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:41:41 PM | Message Detail |
What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians?? An army. --- "Closing LUE would be like putting a person with a horribly contagious disease through an airplane engine."-CJayC |
| From: Nautilus | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:47:13 PM | Message Detail |
| What's 2 feet long, yellow and the ticket to getting a good job, getting into a good school, and living the high life? A magical miniature school bus named Jimby. When is a door not a door? When it's in the process of being cut apart and reduced to a billion tiny pieces, which the Sharpton administration intends to use to track the nation's high school football players. What did the garbage man say to the chicken? You don't eat during the meetings. You understand me? Yes mother. |
| From: Ganondorf2 | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:49:33 PM | Message Detail |
| A boy walks up to his dad and asks him: Boy:Daddy, why did my cat die? Dad:Because you touch yourself at night. --- "I see," said the blind man.-.Hack//GIFT Sig me, I'm an idiot!-tilteddriveway |
| From: bluperal | Posted: 2/18/2004 8:54:58 PM | Message Detail |
| so a seal walks into a club.......now his naughty bits are being sold in japan. --- Welcome to the internet: where men are men, women are men and little boys are FBI agents. |
| From: Dsm | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:19:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Tag. --- Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a bad enough dude to rescue the President. |
| From: Mcmacladdie | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:26:41 PM | Message Detail |
Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No. --- "One winged angel? Hah! We all know what Kain likes to do to people with wings don't we?"-Zenith, on the topic of Sephiroth vs Kain |
| From: Rodri316 | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:33:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Waht's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza is a piece of bread with condiments on top. A Jew is a person of the Jewish religion. --- "There is more Vodka in this piss than there is piss" - Vincent Freeman The above message may contain small traces of nuts. |
| From: soccerdude84 | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:35:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? . . . . She was blind/deaf/mute etc. --- When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane. Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist. |
| From: XCubeStation | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:38:14 PM | Message Detail |
| what was the student's logged conclusion of the lab experiment report? I HATE CHEM, **** OFF, AND DIE. --- "You said she was asian, and now she speaks Chinese? LIAR'D."-Wardo1 |
| From: King Barbarus | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:40:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, sat down beside her and said 'Hey *****, Whats in the bowl?' --- If you manage to piss in my pocket, I'll say fair play to you |
| From: soccerdude84 | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:42:41 PM | Message Detail |
| what did the 5-fingers say to the face? fingers don't talk, stupid --- When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane. Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist. |
| From: SpikeSpiegelWannabe | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:45:24 PM | Message Detail |
| *post* --- ...and the tightness has completely disappeared, and then replaced by...UNBELIEVEABLE PAIN. - Bill Murray |
| From: ProtoDude | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:51:03 PM | Message Detail |
| It could mean we'll have to get a new computer, but on the other hand you've got different fingers. --- If the tomato truck is blocking the way, take the dirt road. - Ravens CRUCIFIX |
| From: King Barbarus | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:51:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Did you hear about the magical tractor? It was driving down the road, then it turned into a field. -_- --- If you manage to piss in my pocket, I'll say fair play to you |
| From: Jack Magnum | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:54:17 PM | Message Detail |
| A child stowaway touches down with the plane in Korea. How does he get back to America? In a coffin. The police shot him. --- On a billboard from The Simpsons: Diamonds. Because Love=Money. |
| From: lynxboy | Posted: 2/18/2004 9:54:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Two guys walked into a bar. They both say ouch. --- My parents are virgins. They told me that. - Gamecubesupreme1 Eating Mentos AND Subway ought to be enough to get anyone acquitted. - Deathspork |
| From: King Barbarus | Posted: 2/18/2004 10:00:02 PM | Message Detail |
| I SAID THAT EARLIER! --- If you manage to piss in my pocket, I'll say fair play to you |
| From: CLOUDJU | Posted: 2/18/2004 10:29:40 PM | Message Detail |
| *OFFENSIVE* Knock Knock ? Who's there ? *punches you in the face* Why did the boy cry ? Because his abusive father beat the boy with his own arm. What has four legs and is covered in blood ? A dog after eating it's owner Why do black people like rap ? Because they just do. What happened to Michael Jackson ? He died --- When life hands you lemons... YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND YOU EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! |
| From: rikasa | Posted: 2/18/2004 10:52:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Once, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end. </spongebob> --- I'm in love with this person: http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.asp . |
| From: Inch | Posted: 2/18/2004 11:02:27 PM | Message Detail |
| What's worse? You posting these evil jokes, or me laughing at them? --- *rimshot* |
| From: LionHart627 | Posted: 2/18/2004 11:09:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Knock Knock Who's there? I am with the the divorce inc. and i am here to serve you, your wife is having kids with the Arab up the street. --- Ruff/Sealclubbers..."One two one two, crews I run through, **** karate, Big L practice Gun Fu..." - Big L |
| From: Moonblade29 | Posted: 2/18/2004 11:48:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Lion Hart, you have a funny ass joke and Big L in your sig, your the man. --- I hate black people who act white. Like trying to look good in glasses, or trying to get a decent paying job. Or not drinking grape juice - Penpenoi |
| From: Shiro Maduoshi | Posted: 2/18/2004 11:54:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Light is made up of electromagnetic waves. The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength. White light contains all the colors of the rainbow. The amount of light... XD --- I am mu, nothingness! |
| From: Snake211 | Posted: 2/19/2004 12:03:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Whats the diffrence between a cow and a bull a cow dosent have testacles and a bull does --- Solid Snake would be so much cooler if he smoked weed instead of Cigerettes...-Me |
| From: Miaku | Posted: 2/19/2004 12:06:59 AM | Message Detail |
| *tag for great justice* --- It's official. Anyone who ends their post with ''LOL'' loses all credibility. http://www.vgcats.com/vgc_comics/?strip_id=44 |
| From: Ohsure | Posted: 2/19/2004 12:40:22 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- ../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_ OMGWTFLOLBBQ! ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, . |
| From: Conrad4 | Posted: 2/19/2004 12:46:48 AM | Message Detail |
| How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jaskson's house? when Michael Jackson is tired What is hard, lasts forever, and is something girls love to have on their body? A diamond. --- http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=10559092 |
| From: Mr Fart | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:00:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings." --- ../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_…. ....... ( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, ......... |
| From: jeznutz | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:04:24 AM | Message Detail |
| OFFENSIVE Q: Why was the 45 year old woman crying? - - - - - - - A: She was forced to watch her daughter being raped. --- "What did the blind, deaf, mute kid get for Christmas? A toy car. Your mom took all the cancer." - Omnidark |
| From: nightmaresabin | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:26:54 AM | Message Detail |
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?? . . . . . . . . . . . A: Michael Jackson is an award winning musician, a grocery bag is a bag used to transport groceries. --- "Closing LUE would be like putting a person with a horribly contagious disease through an airplane engine."-CJayC |
| From: IMaximusI | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:33:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?? . . . . . . . . . . . A: Michael Jackson is an award winning musician, a grocery bag is a bag used to transport groceries. ECKS FRIGGIN DEE BTW, some of you don't seem to understand what anti-joke means...it's not just posting cruel stories or stupid unfunny normal jokes. --- I'm christian, so I believe in one God and one God alone. So Quatzecoatl is a stupid ugly name and it's also worthless. Period. - Zydicore |
| From: HHH546 | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:38:51 AM | Message Detail |
| Knock knock. Who's there? O-Town. O-Town who? Exactly. --- 2/6/04: Conan LUE'Brien Day "Y helo thar!" |
| From: nightmaresabin | Posted: 2/19/2004 1:39:18 AM | Message Detail |
Q: What did the hooker say to the priest?? . . . . . . . . . A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service. --- "Closing LUE would be like putting a person with a horribly contagious disease through an airplane engine."-CJayC |
| From: Snake211 | Posted: 2/19/2004 2:43:27 AM | Message Detail |
| What did Michael Jackson say to the little canidian kid with an afro? Hi! --- Solid Snake would be so much cooler if he smoked weed instead of Cigerettes...-Me |
| From: Cao Bu Xun | Posted: 2/19/2004 7:18:11 AM | Message Detail |
| tag --- Talk to Spooky! "I was just lookin at his ass" - TaeKwonDo Master |
| From: ffl2and3rocks | Posted: 2/19/2004 7:31:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Guten TAG --- http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/hentai.html |
| From: Gillette Series | Posted: 2/19/2004 7:42:21 AM | Message Detail |
XD --- Hobbes: I guess we learned a lesson, huh? Calvin: I'll say. Smooth-talking the teacher really pays off! |
| From: Sir Bobert Fishbone | Posted: 2/19/2004 7:48:52 AM | Message Detail |
| Tag --- …../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……… You're never alone... …( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, …. |
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