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Who can come up with the worst pick up line?

WadaTah
Posted 4/12/2007 7:57:08 PM
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"Hey baby, how do you feel about Zionism?"
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Spread the word: GEORGE W BUSH IS ANDY KAUFMAN IN DISGUISE
ER Since '06 - STEWART AND COLBERT IN '08!
Chou_B_Fighter
Posted 4/12/2007 7:58:45 PM
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"Hi...you have the body of a 12 year old, I have the body of a pedophile. Wanna get to it?"
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Sever my arms, hack off my legs, crush these bones! Though I be reduced to dust, I will kill my enemy! -Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf and Cub
battourye
Posted 4/12/2007 7:59:48 PM
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Hey baby...have you ever felt more sexy than when this 2 inches of fun comes over to sleep with your sister?
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[WDL: Glorious Kaptain of Katapults and Squirrel-Railguns]
zhukov1943
Posted 4/12/2007 8:00:21 PM
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"My mommy says I'm a 'catch.'"

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The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
WadaTah
Posted 4/12/2007 8:01:56 PM
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"Hi...you have the body of a 12 year old, I have the body of a pedophile. Wanna get to it?"

Damn it. I was drinking something when I read that. Now it's in my mustache.
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Spread the word: GEORGE W BUSH IS ANDY KAUFMAN IN DISGUISE
ER Since '06 - STEWART AND COLBERT IN '08!
BigT
Posted 4/12/2007 8:05:54 PM
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"Hey baby, are you a terrorist? Because you just blew my mind away."
Storm Shadow
Posted 4/12/2007 8:07:27 PM
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He: "So, did it hurt?"

She: "When I fell from Heaven?"

He: "When I donkey punched you five minutes from now."
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Hope is the denial of truth and optimism should be a capital crime. Feel the crushing weight of despair and revel in spreading the misery.
Omegadramon
Posted 4/12/2007 8:13:43 PM
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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd drive you.

Girl: What the hell does that mean?!?
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~NindramonOmega
Invincible Judgment!
battourye
Posted 4/12/2007 8:15:15 PM
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Baby, once we're done, go make me a sandwich...

Why sweety, ya hungry?

No, because after I'm through, you'll need to get your hands on real meat.
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[WDL: Glorious Kaptain of Katapults and Squirrel-Railguns]
k debonair
Posted 4/12/2007 8:24:46 PM
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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Ryman2
Posted 4/12/2007 9:48:00 PM
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Hey baby, wanna go ****?
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[ER] Natural Light: Who needs it?
Unfunny Joke Account
Posted 4/12/2007 9:49:25 PM
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Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world.
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And this is teh Internets; to know the one true LOL, and his Son, ROFLCOPTER, whom he hath sent.
A ZN joint
carlo098
Posted 4/12/2007 9:51:30 PM
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Hey babe, wanna feel my man boobs?
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Mad Goat of the Fens
Sczoyd
Posted 4/12/2007 9:53:02 PM
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If I give you $100 can I touch you?
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My sig sucks
xSilentSnakex
Posted 4/12/2007 9:53:50 PM
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Hello. I am the great internet user known as Syria Almighty.

^How's that?
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Solemn Soldier of the Black Alloy Legion {WoT} [Head Assassin of the Evil Republicans]
Nil Illegitimi Coberadum
carlo098
Posted 4/12/2007 9:54:22 PM
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Hey babe, you are the cave to my Osama Bin Laden.
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Mad Goat of the Fens
Blackjack946
Posted 4/12/2007 9:55:20 PM
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Did you ever pose for Hentai before?
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http://MySpace.com/Blackjack946
"DUTY! Protecting the World from the Zone's Evil!"
Sczoyd
Posted 4/12/2007 9:56:12 PM
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Hey babe, you are the cave to my Osama Bin Laden.

win
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My sig sucks
LvHppy
Posted 4/12/2007 9:58:59 PM
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Can I make romance explosion on your stomach?
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I'm as serious as an erection problem.
Seruna_Kanus
Posted 4/12/2007 10:01:21 PM
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Hay babe, come up to my place and I'll teach you the sexy jutsu.


-Seru King
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Destined4Greatn
Posted 4/12/2007 10:10:56 PM
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Hey baby come home with me and I'll have you screaming in leet in no time.
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Sure, Hoover balanced the budget. Average Joe standing in the unemployment line doesn't give a flying **** though.-AgentFire
subzero961
Posted 4/12/2007 10:13:04 PM
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You 18 yet?
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The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.
AgentFire
Posted 4/13/2007 1:24:58 AM
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You must be an angel, cuz your shirt tag says "Made in Heaven"

-Will Smith
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You name your son holy war, and im sure hes going to grow up to be a nice, peacefull boy. -Blue Pious AOA
PersianWarrior_
Posted 4/13/2007 1:31:28 AM
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"Hey, I have a big ****."

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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings. ~Proud Afghan~
tazerboy23
Posted 4/13/2007 1:43:56 AM
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Want to see my van?
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Never take your cat on a roller-coaster.
OnceWereCommie
Posted 4/13/2007 3:11:00 AM
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"I'm trying to avoid my fiancee while she plans the wedding, fancy a go?"

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WDL - Taste tester of the vodka and the womens
God Rest the Tsar (1868-1918)
DON CHEEZEMAN
Posted 4/13/2007 3:19:25 AM
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So, the French are making plastic explosives into fake boobs now?
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Troy_Metal
Posted 4/13/2007 4:07:56 AM
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wanna grind my one eyed one sac throbbing purple people ******?

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He Laughs Best Who Laughs Last
Anagram
Posted 4/13/2007 4:25:21 AM
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Are you a differential equation? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves.
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Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005
Blue Pious
Posted 4/13/2007 7:46:20 AM
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"I'm a happysexual!"
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[Evil Republican] "All hail the Dragon Reborn! All hail the leader of the world!"- A Crown of Swords, Wheel of Time: Book 7
cubiehole
Posted 4/13/2007 8:08:33 AM
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You! Bend over NOW!

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You should only do good things if they bring out the worse in you.
htfwky
Posted 4/13/2007 9:34:28 AM
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I want to unload my harvester into your tiberium refinery.
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""He who controls the past commands the future, He who commands the future, conquers the past." - Kane from C&C and C&C:Tiberian Sun.
cubiehole
Posted 4/13/2007 9:43:31 AM
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Baby, I'll make you feel so good, you won't even be mad about the gonorrhea.

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You should only do good things if they bring out the worse in you.
avsfan33
Posted 4/13/2007 9:45:11 AM
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I have some candy in my windowless van. Want some?
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Congrats Colorado on a great and exciting season. Sakic = God.
Cuius rei demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi hanc marginis exiguitas non caperet.
AtmaDave
Posted 4/13/2007 10:05:19 AM
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*While doing the Vulcan hand salute*

You know what they say...."Once you go Trekkie, you never go back."
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Frank Sinatra saved my life one time. His goons were stomping me in the parking lot of the Sands, and he said, "That's enough, boys."
wvfoos
Posted 4/13/2007 10:29:06 AM
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I'm really horny, and you are breathing.

Let's go.
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"Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy, with nothing to lose." -- Lester Burnham.
Master Cilander
Posted 4/13/2007 10:32:54 AM
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I'll be the titanic, you be the iceberg, and I'll go down on you.
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My Wii Code: 5251 8297 8587 0062 Console Nickname: Cilander
DAM 1
Posted 4/13/2007 10:33:30 AM
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Do you have any Mexican in you?...........Want some?


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"May all the ambulances in Fallujah have enough fuel to pick up the bodies of the mujahadeen."-U.S. Marines
wvfoos
Posted 4/13/2007 10:54:45 AM
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SEX!!!

NAO!!!
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"Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy, with nothing to lose." -- Lester Burnham.
JadeBaby
Posted 4/13/2007 11:00:10 AM
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"What that thang smell like girl?"

I saw a guy get slapped in his face by the girl he said that to also. Priceless comedy.
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Clutch
Posted 4/13/2007 11:05:12 AM
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"So, who's **** are you ****ing tonight?"

The guy who said this also got slapped. Hilarious, though.


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"The historian looks backward; eventually he also believes backward" - F.N.
Vanilla Bling Bob
Posted 4/13/2007 3:34:38 PM
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Pretty Boy Floyd
Posted 4/13/2007 4:03:13 PM
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How much ?

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{WoT}[Evil Republican]
Serapindal
Posted 4/13/2007 4:05:36 PM
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rofl
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"I thought Korea was a meritocracy, the better you are at Starcraft the higher up in the government you are." - Talium22 [AOA]
Roofwithahole
Posted 4/13/2007 4:22:42 PM
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I just poured a bag Skittles in my underpants. How about you taste the rainbow?
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More and more I find
I thought I lost what I left behind
Cormano
Posted 4/13/2007 4:34:49 PM
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I cant believe no one said this one yet:

"I like my girls like I like my whiskey, 10 years old and full of coke"

the lamest one Ive used was:

Me:"Hey babe, wanna feel my nuts?"
*pulls 2 chest nuts out of pocket*

Girl (3 of them): "Thats sick!"

later on that night

Girls: "Hey your pick up line was horrible, but come sit down and try again"



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Don't squeeze the pancake batter...
cubiehole
Posted 4/13/2007 4:37:13 PM
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Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everybody we did anyway.

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You should only do good things if they bring out the worse in you.
Dark Myrmidon
Posted 4/13/2007 5:45:15 PM
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I was hanging with a half white/black girl who I'm friends with and I called her "Half and half", and she told me she wasn't an artificial sweetener.

I asked her if I filled a jacuzzi with coffee, if she would be my Half and half.

Big laugh, but don't expect it to work. :P
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A hero starts a fight against the odds and wins. A fool does the same but loses.
Barracuda_Magoo
Posted 4/13/2007 6:10:30 PM
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"My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear."

If she says she is:

"Sorry, it must be 5 minutes fast."

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"I could get any woman I want, anytime I want. I'm just too busy." *yo-yo's*
ImNotYou
Posted 4/13/2007 6:15:56 PM
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Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: No...

Guy: Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ______.
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We will rain down death and destroy profits wherever the infidel is found, from the rivers of Diet Papal Cola to the mountains of Pope-Tarts.
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