In a surprise turn of events, nintendo announced at their latest event that the Wii's first AO rated game will be made by Sega and will feature all of your favorite Sonic characters showing us what makes 4chan cringe.

Matt C quickly caught up with OUR THE Yuji Naka and asked them a few questions.


Matt IGN: So, Naka, we just saw the news about your AO Wii title. Could you tell us what led Sega to make this game?

Yuji Naka: (sips strawberry milks) Well, you see, we at Sega know what our Sega fans want. We have realized this with games such as Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Sega fans don't want Sonic to be like he was before. They want Sonic to go in more of a "Grand Theft Auto" direction. So we were thinking of adding our own little "Hot Coffee" mode in Sonic the Hedghog, but unfortunately, we had already filled up the disk with countless emotional FMVs.

Matt IGN: FMVs? What kind of scenes are we talking about here?

Yuji Naka: There are at least 5 make-out scenes between Sonic and the Princess and makeout scene between Amy and Blaze as well as a makeout scene bwteen Shadow and Silver, who turns out to be Shadow's future self.

Matt IGN: That sounds very awesome. (starts fapping)

Yuji Naka: Anyway, we realized that we would have to make this a separate game, but we were aware that just releasing it as a furry simulator wouldn't be enough, even if most of our fans look at furry pornography.

Matt IGN: (raises sticky hand) Guilty as charged.

Yuji Naka: So anyway, we were trying to figure out what would add to the game dramatically, and we got it. We could release this on the wii, and what would happen is you yourself become a furry. When Sonic is pimp-smacking Amy, you can control how he pimp-smacks her with the wiimote.

Matt IGN: What about the Sonic Fans that want Sonic to "go back to its roots"?

Yuji Naka: Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

Matt IGN: Great I look forward to trying this game. When will it be released?

Yuji Naka: Around the Summer of 2008, because we were told that it is the best time to release a game.

Matt IGN: Great, I look forward to hearing more about this game IN GREAT DETAIL. I will see you until then.

Yuji Naka: Sayonara
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Real /b/tards luv furry. Its just the nubs/euro***s who whine.
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Matt IGN: What about the Sonic Fans that want Sonic to "go back to its roots"?

Yuji Naka: Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

XD
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Someone should tell OUR THE Yuji Naka to go yiff somewhere else, tbqh.
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*Joke* Wait, if this is announced by Nintendo, then...

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO IS A FURRY!*End Joke*
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What is a game?(throws wine glass on the floor and it break to piece) A miserable little pile of secrets.

They should have one of those multi-franchise furry games. Like Sonic vs. Starfox. That would really sell.

Don't bring Fox into it, only Krystal. That's what furries like, right?

I also am hearing rumors that Krystal will be a playable character as well as Robin Williams.
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Great, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.


This was the only thing funny, everything else is just a cheap copy of RS, I mean, drones are the ones that sip strawberry milX.
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eh, so I made a little mistake, the point isn't even to be like a Ray Splasher ripoff. It's about how Sega may as well just call their game Grand Theft Sonic.
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Yuji Naka: (sips strawberry milks)

He... he's betrayed everything I loved him for... *cries* STRAWBERRY milks? Sega used to be so great... What happened to our the regular milks? I can never look at our the Yuji Naka the same way again.

Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

XD
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Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

I seriously laughed.
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LMAO at the raping your favorite series part, wow that was a LMAO moment right there, impressive.
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Matt IGN: What about the Sonic Fans that want Sonic to "go back to its roots"?

Yuji Naka: Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

God, how I wish there was enough room in the signature field to put all that in! You, sir, have won an internets.

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A ban-worthy post.

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I left out some important parts of the interview:

Matt IGN: So will their be any new characters in Sonic 5?

Yuji Naka: Yes, he's called Cocaine the White Hedgehog. I based him off of how I come up with each new Sonic character.

Matt IGN: Cool. So can you tell us what abilities each character has?

Yuji Naka: Well, Sonic is really fast, so the job gets done in ten seconds. Tails can be Sonic's man*****. Knuckles can punch his *****, Rouge, in the face. Shadow and Blaze can cry in the corners while cutting themselves and making poems about having no friends. And with the wiimote, you control Amy's hammer and let yet another Sonic Title be destroyed.
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I literally laughed out loud.
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Zelder- A.K.A Hans McSplosion
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I'm flabbergasted that this offensive topic is still here.

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I lol'/d/. Am I a bad person?
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I'm flabbergasted that this offensive topic is still here.

This topic is not offensive at all. It is a comedic topic to prove a point: that sega needs to realize who the REAL sonic fans are.
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XD
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Yuji Naka: Well for them, we made an alternate control method where they shove the wiimote up their ass to simulate us raping their favorite series.

This made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a while.
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Matt IGN: So will there be any new characters in Sonic 5?

Yuji Naka: Yes, he's called Cocaine the White Hedgehog. I based him off of how I come up with each new Sonic character.

XFD
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ROFLMAO @ cocaine the hedgehog
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I am left simply wondering what it would take for Sega to possibly make the entirely of the Sonic fanbase happy.
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http://youtube.com/results?search=Segata+Sanshiro

2.5D Sonic starring Sonic, Tails and Knuckles. I think that's what would make us happy.

I know it would make me happy.

Hell, Nintendo is making me happy with Super Paper Mario, which will in no way interfere with Super Mario Galaxy. Why can't Sega do the same with Sonic?

BTW, TC, I lol'd. But Naka isn't with Sonic Team anymore, so he may or may not be involved with the Sonic games. He is, however, still with Sega. Prope is a Sega 2nd party studio.

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2-D fanboys take over Sega, S3&K Rehashes abound!

In other news: Last copy of Sonic CD burned, Konoka and Setsuna weep for their children.
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From: Legends Kuja | Posted: 11/3/2006 9:12:41 PM | Message Detail
2-D fanboys take over Sega, S3&K Rehashes abound!

In other news: Last copy of Sonic CD burned, Konoka and Setsuna weep for their children.
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I can dig it.

I mean, I'd honestly rather have a million S3&K's rehashes, rather than the threat of another bomb like Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Zelder- A.K.A Hans McSplosion
The New President of NGG, received after usurping x Row x's position.

But that's exactly THE LAST THING THE FANDOM NEEDS.

S3&K is awesome, but any game like it will BE MOTHER****ING STALE.

Instead of whining about stupid aesthetic changes or demanding more of the same, how about the Sonic fandom actually agree on something and get Sonic Team to work on things that might give Sonic a change for the better. Like less crappy camera angles. Or a new storyboard writer.
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Lively Evil has no class.
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Sony promised 120 frames per second on the PS3. Not changing sig until they keep it.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessage.php?board=213&topic=31506143

Instead of whining about stupid aesthetic changes or demanding more of the same, how about the Sonic fandom actually agree on something and get Sonic Team to work on things that might give Sonic a change for the better. Like less crappy camera angles. Or a new storyboard writer.

Or how about NO storyboard writers?
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Lively Evil has no class.

go make a ytmnd about it.
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"It's not rape! It's surprise sex!" -AceBandage Jr
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XD ace topic
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Or how about NO storyboard writers?

Not 1993 anymore, son!

This topic is not offensive at all. It is a comedic topic to prove a point: that sega needs to realize who the REAL sonic fans are.

You lose. You're no better a Sonic fan than the silly ten year olds that allowed Shadow the Hedgehog to succeed in sales.
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From: Legends Kuja | Posted: 11/3/2006 9:27:08 PM | Message Detail
But that's exactly THE LAST THING THE FANDOM NEEDS.

S3&K is awesome, but any game like it will BE MOTHER****ING STALE.

Instead of whining about stupid aesthetic changes or demanding more of the same, how about the Sonic fandom actually agree on something and get Sonic Team to work on things that might give Sonic a change for the better. Like less crappy camera angles. Or a new storyboard writer.
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IS ON A MISSION TO GET SETSUNA SAKURAZAKI'S BADASSERY BACK FOR KONOKA

But it's obvious they won't listen, when they actually went through with a plan like Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Zelder- A.K.A Hans McSplosion
The New President of NGG, received after usurping x Row x's position.

They kept the concepts from ShtH that worked, threw the rest out, and went in a different direction. Your point was?
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http://youtube.com/results?search=Segata+Sanshiro

Matt IGN: So will there be any new characters in Sonic 5?

Yuji Naka: Yes, he's called Cocaine the White Hedgehog. I based him off of how I come up with each new Sonic character.

That is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you.
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Not 1993 anymore, son!

sorry, but Sonic is not one of those games that was meant to have plot. It's almost as bad as giving mario plot.
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"It's not rape! It's surprise sex!" -AceBandage Jr
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but for those of you who are SOOOOOO offended, do not worry, I'm not going to be doing this about JUST Sega. other companies will get roasted as well.
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