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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:08:48 PM | Message Detail
Since I and most others aren't privledged to be able to view the wonders of the Moderator Discussion Board - I'm going to attempt to recreate it right here!!

Here's how this works, after putting in some good Meta-Moderating time, come to this topic and gripe about all of the Noobs, how since you became a Mod everyone hates you and most importantly to say what a great job Ceej is doing.

Now because I'm sure they can break the TOS on their board, especially to brag about the zany antics they've seen - you and I will have to use made up swears to compensate. The NEW and improved swear words will be (in order of severity):
Bowb, Dilf, Smeg, Whanj These may sound familiar because I've borrowed some from literature.

Let the Regular-User Moderator or Roderator discussions begin!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:12:42 PM | Message Detail
Wow CJay, thanks for letting me become a Roderator! I promise I'll try my best to keep this great site you created looking its best! Well - better get to work ;-)
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From: IBH | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:18:37 PM | Message Detail
Ummm...all right...

*slowly walks away, then breaks into a dash for his car*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:34:50 PM | Message Detail
Hey, wait a minute, you're not a Roderator! Red-Alert Ceej, someone's managed to break in here with a hacked account!!!!!!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:16:49 PM | Message Detail
You wouldn't believe the little smart-ass punk I caught on the Random Insanity Board! He was actually bragging about how he was going to get banned! In the next topic he writes: CJay is a Bow*b! Sm eg GameFAQs. Heh, I taught him a lesson though, he wont be terrorizing this site under that name again. I've put his IP on file, but didn't issue a KOS - so check anyone who does soething similar against that.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:17:43 PM | Message Detail
Phew, being a Roderator is hard work - we should get paid for this!
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From: Kuja The Destructor | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:20:06 PM | Message Detail
Supposedly
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/3/2002 1:35:13 AM | Message Detail
And how about our friend, Xsquader? I almost swear half the roderated messages are marked by him!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/3/2002 2:45:43 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, there's one guy that has way too much sugar in him! If he wasn't related to Ceej, I'd go after him in a minute for abusing marking privledges!!
(No offense CJay!)
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From: samurai llama | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:02:17 PM | Message Detail
looks like some small faction is creating a fake roderation discussion board. They call themselves Moderators
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:13:08 PM | Message Detail
Hahahaha! That's rich! What type of idiot wannabes are they?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:41:00 PM | Message Detail
Man, talk about no life...what on earth do they hope to accomplish by doing that?
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/5/2002 9:17:33 PM | Message Detail
Well, it's nice to know that all of the hard work and kissing Ceej's ass that went into becoming a roderator has earned us some admiration! Frankly, I'm flattered that those people want to be like us. Isn't that right Ceej?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/7/2002 7:16:59 PM | Message Detail
Hey, I was talking one of the senior roderators and he told me about the secret hangout of all the users who regularily mark messages for roderation:
http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=2 || Just thought I'd share the knowledge . . . well, back to roderating.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/8/2002 4:17:09 PM | Message Detail
Daily poll! How many messages have you roderated without cause and gave the user a notification and a hefty karma loss?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/8/2002 9:04:03 PM | Message Detail
Shhhhh...What if Ceej sees this?!?

*cough doitallthetime cough cough*
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/8/2002 11:38:08 PM | Message Detail
coughdontweallcough
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 12:56:35 PM | Message Detail
I see all of these messages marked for roderation that couldn't possibly REALLY have offended anyone. In fact, I'd venture to say that about 50% of our work as roderators is wading through these 'spite roderations'. I think Ceej should up the ante, where if we decide that no action should be taken - the one who marked it suffers!!!

DIE DIE DIE!!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/9/2002 1:14:00 PM | Message Detail
I've been checking on these so called "moderators", and they need to be stopped. They're making fun of us, and how much of a cruel dictatorship are we if we're actually fair?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 7:26:13 PM | Message Detail
These so called "Moderators" must have some sort of understanding with CJay. No matter how many times I try to roderate them, they never seem to lose any privledges!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/9/2002 7:34:28 PM | Message Detail
Argh! But we had a deal with CJayC! We do the roderating and he lets us turn GameFAQs into a dictatorship with unfair roderations everywhere!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 10:57:48 PM | Message Detail
I'm glad somebody saved this, it's truly a piece of GameFAQs history:

CJayC's getting moderated adventure:
http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/coldfusion7777/spoonsuspend.htm
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/10/2002 2:26:04 AM | Message Detail
*sniff*
The Roderators greatest accomplishment. I wasn't there to see it, but O the stories I've heard of that momentous day!
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/12/2002 12:58:17 PM | Message Detail
Tsk Tsk Tsk CJay . . . No one escapes the wrath of the Roderators!
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From: SnaKeMaRio | Posted: 9/12/2002 3:25:58 PM | Message Detail
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/12/2002 10:45:49 PM | Message Detail
Hello SnakeMario - glad to see you're still spreading the word!!

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From: yet another account | Posted: 9/13/2002 12:26:48 AM | Message Detail
least they'll never make their way into the roterator discussion board.

Damn, now some kids are going around and cocking/fireing guns so we have to wade through all of those messages with the term "cock" in them!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/13/2002 10:28:25 AM | Message Detail
Those bastards! Sometimes I wonder if Ceej went a little overboard with the autorod . . . There are a million messages a day I have to go through now where people are trying to explain to n00bs: "the new autoroded words are "----" "----" ect.,
The worst part is if someone doesn't want a roderator to see it, THEY CAN JUST MISSPELL the word! Pretty crappy system if you ask me.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/14/2002 3:38:26 PM | Message Detail
Being a roderator used to be more fun - back in the day people used to REALLY break the TOS. Nowadays almost all of the rodded messages wouldn't even offend a 99 year old virgin nun! The worst part is the official G-FAQs stance of "when in doubt, delete it out." Well I for one am going to take a stand - no more deleting roderated messages / topics that don't deserve to be deleted for me!!! Who's with me?!?

EXCELSIOR!!!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/15/2002 12:58:09 AM | Message Detail
Traitor!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/15/2002 10:29:00 AM | Message Detail
Whoa! Sorry, don't know what came over me there - I think someone slipped something in my drink. I'm feeling much better now.

*resumes roderating with an iron fist*

What's this! Another harmless discussion!?! *deletes* Muwahahaha!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/15/2002 3:55:31 PM | Message Detail
Glad you're back!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/15/2002 11:32:46 PM | Message Detail
It's good to be back! I just deleted a whole topic, 42 posts long, covering a serious discussion of the video game rating system on the BMX XXX board! Why you ask? Because someone used the word 'wang'! That's right, they said 'wang' on an adult themed game board and I sunk the entire topic Hahahaha.

What? I'm not trying to compensate for anything! My personal life is fine thank you very much!!!
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/16/2002 12:39:05 AM | Message Detail
Roderators (to the tune of Regulators by Warren G.)

(CJayC:)
Roderators!
We roderate any swearing or profanity
And we damn good too
But you can't beat any geek off the street,
Gotta be handy with the keyboard
If you know what I mean, earn your keep
Roderators! Mount up!
(CJayC:)
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
CJayC was on the net, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just sittin' at my desk, chillin' all alone

(AEtherspoon:)
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. CJayC.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with Ceej and me!

(CJayC:)
So I patrolled the messages all aloof and clueless
Some brothas talkin' smack so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped in the middle,
And called someone a 'lamer'
Nemesis roderated and I said "I'm in danger!"

(AEtherspoon:)
Since these girls peepin' me I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin' so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix

(CJayC:)
I'm gettin' rodded, I'm breakin' myself
I can't believe they taking CJay's wealth
They took my pride, they deleted my text!
I looked at the brotha said "Damn, what's next?"

(AEtherspoon:)
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my skills and lay them busters down

(CJayC:)
The roderation's goin' to my head
I think it's nighty night
I can't believe this happenin' in my own site
If I had wings I could fly
Let me out the room
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Spoon

(AEtherspoon:)
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
AEtherspoon is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
AEtherspoon and CJayC had to roderate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

(CJayC:)
Now Spoon got the freaks
And that's a known fact
Before I got rodded I was on the same track
Back up back up cause it's on
S P O O N and me
The CJay to the C

(AEhterspoon:)
Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Spoon and the Ceej-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "Oh I like your size."
She said "My car's broke down
And you seem real nice, would ya let me ride?"
I got a hard-drive full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the Eastside Motel

(CJayC:)
I'm tweaking
Into a whole new era
G-FAQs
Step to this
I dare ya
Funk
On a whole new level

(AEtherspoon:)
The roderation is the bass and the bass is the treble

(CJayC:)
Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-FAQs
Where rhythm is life
And life is rhythm

(AEtherspoon:)
If you know like I know
You don't wanna step to this
It's the G-FAQs era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is a buster
ceej and me will roderate.

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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/16/2002 1:04:45 AM | Message Detail
We got a theme song! I think. Anyway, I made my daily rounds terrorizing the Pokemon boards. Boy those guys are fun to roderate!
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/16/2002 9:34:28 PM | Message Detail
That theme song is brilliant!
The only thing I like better than terrorizing the pokemon board is roderating the hell out of the Poetry, Lyrics, and Essays board. Especially when I can tell someone poured their heart and soul into something; then it's bye bye topic time!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/16/2002 10:46:28 PM | Message Detail
That's truly sadistic!! I don't know if I like this new "write a comment to the Roderator or contest the roderation" option the people we roderate now have. My message box had 53 messages in it this morning from punks who think they can contest my judgement! Of course none of them were legitamite arguments - I don't think it'll be long before I just stop paying attention to those comments altogether.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 12:42:19 AM | Message Detail
Hmm, it seems the people at Site Suggestions and Message Board Help want to make this a better, more free and fun site. We can't let this happen!
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/17/2002 10:23:38 AM | Message Detail
Hey fellow Roderators! I just passed CJacyC's intense Roderator exam, and it wasnt all that hard. It consisted of two essay questions. 1. Why do you feel we should take away GameFAQs user's freedom of speech? and 2. Explain how much of a stupid ass miner you are. I didnt feel it was hard because Im a right bastard who bears no empathy or compassion for my fellow man, and I AM a stupid ass miner. A VERY stupid ass miner.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 12:46:38 PM | Message Detail
Welcome, fellow roderator. I'm sorry you had to come at a time like this, but we're currently doing a search for Roderators who actually want to be...*gasp*...FAIR! This is intolerable!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 4:17:12 PM | Message Detail
Yes, when roderators first start out they're supposed to have a gung-ho, ready to do the best job they can attitude. Only after a month or so of hard roderation time do we usually become jaded and indifferent. You're going to mess up the curve for the rest of us!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 9:21:47 PM | Message Detail
I finally got some real action! It's about time I got some marked messages that clearly violate the TOS! Using ascii characters to swear - that umlaut won't save your ass this time, Adolf! This is what it's all about, I can go to bed tonight knowing I've made a difference.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 9:24:53 PM | Message Detail
Good job! Is it any wonder the new roderators look up to you? Anyway, I'm surprised those "Moderators" haven't tried marking our messages. Not that it would succeed, but still, it's rather quiet here.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 10:14:14 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, I kind of wonder if they've gotten wind of this topic yet? I know the llama used some auto-rodded words in his post. I think the mods are probably just watching us and laughing their asses off. Maybe we're right on the numbers with regards to a parallel with board#97 (besides the frequent over-exaggerated tangents into sadistic tactics of course)
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 12:34:42 AM | Message Detail
Don't you mean underexaggerated? ;)
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/18/2002 2:40:00 PM | Message Detail
Heehee check out my quote!

Destroying this thread would be the ultimate hypocritical action they could take! If I was a mod, I'd pull a fast one and start posting in this topic as well - that would blow everyones minds!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 3:21:19 PM | Message Detail
It'll spread the word of our cause against the mods :)
or get us all banned. :(
Depends on who finds it first.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/18/2002 3:38:41 PM | Message Detail
Hahaha 'Official Roderator', I like the sound of that! But I don't think we'd get banned for this as long as we don't forget our roots. Remember, our original cause wasn't to fight the mods but rather to create a mirror of fabled board#97:

Since I and most others aren't privledged to be able to view the wonders of the Moderator Discussion Board - I'm going to attempt to recreate it right here!!

Here's how this works, after putting in some good Meta-Moderating time, come to this topic and gripe about all of the Noobs, how since you became a Mod everyone hates you and most importantly to say what a great job Ceej is doing.


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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 6:54:47 PM | Message Detail
Yes, but these are GameFAQs mods we're talking about.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/18/2002 8:37:20 PM | Message Detail
Then it's agreed. Banning is a risk we all must face in order to become one of the chosen, the few, the elite, the Roderators!

Roderators!! Mount up!
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/19/2002 5:11:04 AM | Message Detail
You know guys, I dont wanna sound weird or anything.....but I REALLY like Ceej. Like ALOT. If he were a girl....hell I dont care either way! Hes doing such a great job and all, and his rules are really top notch. Im just so thankful I was able to take this position and help the love of my life oppress the ignorant masses. I LOVE YOU CEEJ!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/19/2002 11:41:37 AM | Message Detail
Oh no, kissing up has hit this very board, this very topic! You have corrupted this topic's nobility! (which, unfortunately, is quite a small amount)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/19/2002 7:36:23 PM | Message Detail
Careful mmx49 - remember, Ceej can revoke your moderator privledges in a snap if you don't pay him tribute! Look at what happened to Nemesis!!

This is pretty cool, but quite old (7/2/2001). It's a snapshot of the real Moderator Discussion Board courtensy of moderator Fantasy Man. However, speculation is that the name "Fantasy Man" is more than likely an HTML edit, designed to conceal the guilty party.

Enjoy!
http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/coldfusion7777/modboard.htm
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/19/2002 11:57:22 PM | Message Detail
Note the topic titled:
Suspensions for the fun of it! | iamnothing | 3 | 6/29/2001 13:24
...incriminating.
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/20/2002 12:09:50 PM | Message Detail
I'm such a dork... >_< Rydain

As they all are, as they all are....Those moderators impersonating us Roderators like that....I think Im gonna suspend some of them just for th hell of it! Cause I can, and Ceej suggests we do that on a regular basis. How else can we keep the people down?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/20/2002 12:45:00 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, we definately can't let those Moderaors get away with what they're doing any longer! We need to set an example - Ceej, do I have permission to ban these dangerous free-thinking nonconformists?
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/20/2002 1:39:37 PM | Message Detail
Yes! Ban them all! These are our boards!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/20/2002 8:33:30 PM | Message Detail
I'm guessing everyone's already seen these but if you haven't check them out, they're hillarious. Unlike the other one, these are both fake though:

Moderator Discussion Board Spoofs:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/cvagts/
http://www.geocities.com/goten1214/

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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 2:49:12 PM | Message Detail
Sorry I haven't been here much in the past couple of days, but two factions I'm in got into a little civil war, one Saturday and another yesterday. Anyway, I have bad news. The so called "Moderators" are actually a threat! I was - instead of being rodded - modded!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/23/2002 3:12:56 PM | Message Detail
Me too. I'm fighting tooth and nail right now to get my karma back! Anyway, I'm pretty sure they must know about this board hehehe - because it seems I've had a mod checking up on me wherever I may post. Boy, what I wouldn't give for access to that user search engine of theirs!!

Two factions involved in a civil war? which two? The EUG has survived 1 civil war so far and it was BAD!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 4:21:04 PM | Message Detail
On Saturday Rabbit Transit got into a civil war, 40 non-posting members against 10 posting members, and yesterday I guess you could say Stampead got into a civil war. It was basically people not liking a decision the Council made, but everything has since been resolved.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/23/2002 10:36:21 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 10:55:50 PM | Message Detail
I hate more work that we have to do!
*goes off to roderate some unlucky board*
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/24/2002 12:10:03 AM | Message Detail
Haha it's funny you mention that because at like 4:00 this morning, CJay called me at home to ask me if I knew the new drug rodding drill. Then I was roderating earlier today and saw a question about bongs in the queue. Here I thought Ceej was playing a joke on me!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/24/2002 2:18:11 PM | Message Detail
The Greatest Injustice in the History of Mankind!

Your message was found to be violating the following section of the TOS:
Illegal Activities
Posts that violate or incite others to violate the law are not allowed.
This includes, but is not limited to, asking for or providing, in any way, shape, or form:
Illegal copies of copyrighted software (ROMs, Warez)
Methods of circumventing copyright protection (Cracks, No-CD Patches, CD Keys, mod chips)
Illegal copies of copyrighted music (MP3s), movies, videos, or any other type of media
Reprints of material from other web sites (pay or free)
Methods of cheating in online games



This message was deleted with a Notification and a loss of 3 Karma. It is considered a minor moderation.

You have sent the following comments:
Perhaps the TOS needs updating. I will not quote the section on Illegal activities as I'm sure all moderators are very familiar with it. Looking it over though, I know that this is iffy and uncharted territory at best. Now that it's been brought to my attention that drug discussions are frowned upon, I will cease and desist IMMEDIATELY. I don't want the topic restored and can see the reasons from the administrative point of view. However, the karma loss is completely unwarranted for the following reasons: (1) The TOS makes no mention, allusion or hint toward drug related discussions. (2) I frequent the LUE board where drug discussions have been going nearly since its inception. (3) I only need to be told once - this is only my first warning about something that is seemingly a brand new rule. I will close by quoting one of your own: as posted in board=2&topic=4372926 "From: tiger8191 | Posted: 9/20/2002 11:19:56 AM | Message Detail Talking about drugs is not against the ToS, posting off-topic on the commodore 64 game boards is not against the ToS. The only way we can nail them is if they start dealing drugs through the boards which they aren't as I have had fun posting over there. they are fine, they are within the ToS, so no reason to worry about them." For all of these reasons you can see I cannot have possibly known I was in violation (note my moderated post was created after reading tiger8191's post) and should not be docked any karma. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter. Regards, duckduckduck

The moderator responded with the following:
We got notice directly from CJayC earlier to harshly dead with topics and messages that go into great detail about drugs, such as the case with your topic. Your message clearly described a method of making a bong, and CJayC specifically said to nail such messages with a karma loss.

An administrator has reviewed this moderation, and upheld the moderator's decision. You will not be able to contest any further moderations until this one is cleared from your history.

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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/24/2002 8:04:15 PM | Message Detail
Which is EXACTLY why I post as little as possible on GameFAQs. Just the faction stuff. No popular game boards or anything with a Top Ten list. Most of my posting is on GamingForce, and now Im trying to move more onto my own board. All the roderators are more than welcome to curse CJayC and the moderators at www.angelfire.com/anime4/marshall
The message board is linked in that table thingy on the left. And feel free to sign the guestbook and vote in my poll.....end of Shameless Advertisement.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/24/2002 11:42:04 PM | Message Detail
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/27/2002 12:17:18 AM | Message Detail
I haven't roderated for a little while now - it just isn't as fun anymore after I got rodded myself . . . I guess there's just no justice for a poor white boy trying to make it Bel Air.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/27/2002 12:58:03 AM | Message Detail
I have a sad announcement to make. I must quit the Roderators. Some of us are getting too self-righteous and trying to be fair, and frankly, it sickens me and everything the rods stand for. So, I must go. Bye.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/27/2002 1:35:01 AM | Message Detail
Agreed. From this point onwards, the roderators will live only in our memories. But somewhere, somehow, someday when justice and fairness once again threaten to overwhelm the corrupt, decadent system that is the norm . . . you just may look up and happen to see one of them. One of the roderators!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/27/2002 2:00:00 AM | Message Detail
*disappears with the rest of the Roderators into the mists of injustice, to come out only when they are least needed and wanted*
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From: Joyceee | Posted: 9/28/2002 5:21:39 AM | Message Detail
Man, I don't know how far news of this has spread, but CJay is in a commotion over a social group geared towards drug discussion! Some whiny user 'Lil Hyde Jr' found it and has threatened to contact the sponsors and authorities if something wasn't done.

CJay panicked and put out the word on Friday that any in-depth drug discussion is to be viciously rodded with karma loss. The entire social group was also wiped (board with about 300 posts). This is huge because of how it will affect boards like LUE where drug discussions have always been a mainstay


Lol, when did you last checktk the board before it was wiped, it waz over 500! Sorry, i just dont want this topic to die.
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From: Animal Chin | Posted: 9/28/2002 11:14:53 AM | Message Detail
HEEHEE, this topic is great! Someone should archive it FOR SURE!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/9/2002 3:10:17 PM | Message Detail
The roderator topic must be preserved for future generations!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/19/2002 10:52:11 PM | Message Detail
From the Roderator FAQ:
--So, what can these guys do that I can't?
You mean besides roderating your messages?
1 - They can visit any board (including their own) except for Generated Messages regardless of Karma.
2 - They can see usermaps which contain lists of everybodies accounts.
3 - They can see all of the information from every account such as private Email adress, IP address, posted messages count and roderated messages count.
4 - They can search through anybodies posted and roderated messages.
5 - They can search for users by Name or account #.
6 - They can see all logged on users.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/26/2002 10:35:21 PM | Message Detail
Exploits:
Deleting the first post instead of closing the topic?
Sure, go to the message detail and change "detail" to "delpost" in the URL.

Using two accounts at once?
Other than using two different browsers? You can always use separate accounts on S1 and S2 using two windows. (Server one and Server two as in http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/...)

Thanks to Kirby Still On Top!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/27/2002 7:00:08 PM | Message Detail
More Exploits:
You can change
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to
[This message was deleted at the request of the poster]
by clikcing on message detail and delete!

Thanks to the Llama for that one!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/6/2002 2:53:40 AM | Message Detail
The Roderators will one day rise again . . .
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 11/6/2002 1:34:39 PM | Message Detail
>_>
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From: misterbum | Posted: 11/12/2002 5:15:18 PM | Message Detail
Heh...
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From: secretboardhunter | Posted: 11/12/2002 9:06:18 PM | Message Detail
Bah!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/17/2002 5:01:16 PM | Message Detail
Only one roderator got Bah-nned!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:42:45 AM | Message Detail
Every time I re-read this topic, I am filled the same happy, tingling, stabbing sensation.
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 11/27/2002 2:00:18 AM | Message Detail
Stabbing?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/5/2002 8:47:53 PM | Message Detail
Are you trying to tell me that stabtastic feeling isn't normal . . . hmmmm, maybe I should see a doctor about that . . .
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/5/2002 9:06:25 PM | Message Detail
Stabtastic? lol!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/18/2002 8:23:32 PM | Message Detail
Revised Levels: Effective today, these are the new designated roderator levels on the boards.

50: New Roderator
Roderators who assigned to a specific category of marked messages.
51: General Roderator
Roderators who are not assigned to a specific category, can handle all marked messages.
52: Specialist Roderator
Roderators who are assigned to a specific category, but can also handle all other marked messages.
53: Lead Roderator
General roderators who also handle some administrative duties.
54: Rowdy Roddy Piper Roderator
Roderators who handle Hulkamania and answer to no one!
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From: Animal Chin | Posted: 12/22/2002 9:44:58 AM | Message Detail
>_>

<_<
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/29/2002 4:32:30 PM | Message Detail
*Roderates next poster*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/29/2002 5:38:33 PM | Message Detail
Yay
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/30/2002 2:51:01 PM | Message Detail
Roderate me!!!
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/30/2002 3:06:22 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/30/2002 3:06:56 PM | Message Detail
Heh. Still got the old touch. :)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/30/2002 8:48:26 PM | Message Detail
Once you learn how to roderate you never forget, just like riding a bike!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/31/2002 1:20:59 PM | Message Detail
so what do I do now that I'm roderated?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/1/2003 12:24:30 PM | Message Detail
Now you complain about how unfair it was and post everywhere about how much you hate all roderators!

Sheesh, do we have to explain everything??
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/1/2003 1:17:30 PM | Message Detail
[This user's free will was taken by a Gamefaqs Roderator]
From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:07:25 PM | Message Detail
Hey, that sounds too much like a free will to me. What do you think, duck? Think we should take his free will? *readies the Cake Button*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:09:50 PM | Message Detail
Hey man I am a roderator now
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:13:22 PM | Message Detail
Oh - you wanted to be made a roderator! I thought you wanted to be roderated.

Well I suppose we could deputize you - but the roderators have been laying low for a while now, ready to make their triumphant return only when they are least wanted!
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From: Jason02 | Posted: 1/2/2003 11:49:42 AM | Message Detail
*uses suspend random user button*

Now that is a satisfying feeling, don't you think?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/2/2003 12:13:35 PM | Message Detail
Oh no! He's pressed the PIE button!!!

*alarms sound, lights flash*

Status report!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 6:01:10 PM | Message Detail
Status Report: Bad
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/2/2003 6:09:07 PM | Message Detail
Apparently there was a glitch in the Roderator Mainframe, duck. Half of the Roderators, even some of the dormant ones, were either auto-suspended or auto-banned when the Pie Button was pressed, and more continue to be hit by being auto-modded! The only solution I can think of is we have to completely shut down the-
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/2/2003 8:43:26 PM | Message Detail
I'm the only one left *sob* and now I can't get the song "Sole Survivor" out of my head!

Wait - I have an idea . . .

*reboots the system*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 8:47:26 PM | Message Detail
*Sneaks into the system*
*adds user name King Kain in as a Roderator*
*does victory dance*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/2/2003 9:43:51 PM | Message Detail
I'm back, and luckily I managed to copy down all the important info so nobody can sneak into the Roderators.
*compares old and current lists*
o_o
*shows a certain name to duckduckduck*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 10:29:57 PM | Message Detail
*imagines Metal gear solid*

*shoot mmx with tranquilizer gun*
*drags lifeless body into corner*
*strangles him until death occurs*

I will be a roderator!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:41:11 AM | Message Detail
I suppose we can induct another roderator. But you must train well for the day when the roderators once again make their triumphant and unwanted return!

Oh, and no killing the other roderators damnit! *un-kills mmx*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:43:42 AM | Message Detail
Phew! That was TOO close!
*goes off to roderate Kain like there's no tomorrow, until he sees Kain is a Roderator trainee*
>_>
<_<
*roderates him anyway*
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From: CrAzYCarl73 | Posted: 1/3/2003 2:52:30 AM | Message Detail
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:45:21 AM | Message Detail
Damn roderators, how do I start my training.....(_Y_)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:05:08 PM | Message Detail
Go back and read the first post in this topic - that should explain it.
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:38:31 PM | Message Detail
*wants to be a roderator too*
*has already read the first post*

now to work:
I swear, everytime I roderate someone, they send me a nasty e-mail about how their account was hacked and I beter give it back right away. They say that they are angelic little usars who sleep with a picture of CJayC under thier pillows just like us roderators. Man this is getting annoying, I guess I will just have to roderate more messages to work off all the stress I am getting.

¿How was that?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:41:35 PM | Message Detail
I don't think duck would have a problem as long as you made sure not to have a shred of decency.
>_>
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:47:42 PM | Message Detail
¡Ok! I, Hobroblin187 do swear to be as indecint as I can and to never use the awesome powers of a Roderator for good, to Roderate as unfairly as possible and never state my reasons.



>:p(_Y_)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:11:51 PM | Message Detail
Heh, more Roderators means less workload for us senior Rods, so welcome aboard! I'm sure you'll do a fine job.
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:37:50 PM | Message Detail
K, i read it

I promise everything that Hob said.
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From: CrAzYCarl73 | Posted: 1/4/2003 1:50:48 AM | Message Detail
*figures out a roderators password and presses the pie button 20 times*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/4/2003 11:12:20 AM | Message Detail
Well I'll be damned. All twenty pushes of the PIE button randomly banned the exact same user - XSquader!

Hooray!!! *awards CrAzYCarl the Distinguished Roderation Cross*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/4/2003 4:24:02 PM | Message Detail
Yay, I will now head off to MBH and give the most cryptic of answeres I can to all of the newbie's questions....
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From: HiIlSide | Posted: 1/4/2003 8:01:35 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/4/2003 8:33:47 PM | Message Detail
Now now, insulting the Roderator's rules is a big no-no.
*roderates*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/5/2003 1:21:58 PM | Message Detail
*roderates everyone except the other roderators*

Buyah!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/7/2003 8:50:13 AM | Message Detail
Everyone?
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/7/2003 10:48:27 AM | Message Detail
*pokes Kain w/ pointy stick*

*Refuses to answer new usar's question about Karma*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/7/2003 11:28:31 AM | Message Detail
"acidentally" Roderatates CJC. Oh dear, Ceej I am so sorry, and I will never do it aGAIN AND AND AND, and,and,and my life is ruined......aaaaaaarghhhhhh :*-(
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/7/2003 12:56:12 PM | Message Detail
0_0
You roderated.....THE BOSS! AHHH!
*runs away very fast*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/7/2003 2:42:19 PM | Message Detail
Oh no, it's happened again!!! Luckily for you, CJay is a very forgiving robot - er uh, I mean guy . . . *whistles innocently*

*also runs*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/8/2003 7:24:53 AM | Message Detail
Whats with all the other things on this board, like the fight the conspirasy thing?

Please note, I am on a windows so I can't do my traditional upsidown question mark to start that question.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/8/2003 3:09:51 PM | Message Detail
Hint: on a Windows machine pressing (Alt + 0191) = ¿

The other topics on this board got to be too much work to roderate. Maybe I'm getting lazy but I decided there's no harm in them (of course I decided this when defending the EUG from ranma had become a full time job . . . )
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/9/2003 12:01:38 PM | Message Detail
Ok, thanks
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/9/2003 12:02:58 PM | Message Detail
I hate windows, they are slow and loud and slow, and slow ,and slow and......
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/16/2003 1:35:59 AM | Message Detail
Just think of it as an extra challenge to reaching roderator excellence!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/26/2003 1:16:15 PM | Message Detail
I will not loose this topic!
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/29/2003 12:06:26 PM | Message Detail
I was modded in my service to the roderators. I deserve an award!
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From: poisonfrog8 | Posted: 2/2/2003 6:20:00 PM | Message Detail
Thanks for making me a roderator Ceej! I've been waiting about 3 years for this moment! *runs away from board*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/15/2003 12:35:03 PM | Message Detail
*comes crawling in*
*falls unconscious*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/15/2003 2:29:21 PM | Message Detail
*sees mmx fallen unconcious*

Umm, shouldn't we call him an ambulance?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/16/2003 1:07:47 AM | Message Detail
*has note attatched saying:*
"We're coming for you all.
-r0derad0rz"
*is still unconscious*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/16/2003 2:55:18 AM | Message Detail
*still wondering about that ambulance*

The phone is way over there, and I'm way over here!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 2/17/2003 3:38:40 PM | Message Detail
Invasion!

*roderates Knightmagic*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/17/2003 3:42:31 PM | Message Detail
*sits in treehouse*
*calls abulience*
*drops waterballons on old ladies*
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From: misterbum | Posted: 2/23/2003 8:25:55 AM | Message Detail
*eats water balloons*

*does not eat old ladies*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/24/2003 8:55:23 AM | Message Detail
*eats old ladies*
*fills water ballons w/ tabasco and drops them*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/24/2003 1:48:56 PM | Message Detail
Ahhh, I've been Roderated! Go me!
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From: Wuhgameisthat | Posted: 2/24/2003 3:44:11 PM | Message Detail
Knightmagic your not welcome at this board
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/24/2003 6:37:05 PM | Message Detail
I would please ask you to not complain about an unwelcome presence, though here is what I will do. I will not post on Mafia again if you do not post on Commando, or the satelite boards, with that this is the last post I have on Mafia unless I see you on Commando again. So the question is can you handle it?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/24/2003 8:14:35 PM | Message Detail
Wait now, let's have a vote on who isn't welcome at this board. As it's between knightmagic and Snake, those two can't vote.

~*~Who's not wanted here contest~*~
A: Snake
B: knight

I vote A.
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/25/2003 11:12:59 AM | Message Detail
I vote A.
and in my official compacity as roderator, I hereby invite Knightmagic to post on this board.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:08:48 PM | Message Detail
Since I and most others aren't privledged to be able to view the wonders of the Moderator Discussion Board - I'm going to attempt to recreate it right here!!

Here's how this works, after putting in some good Meta-Moderating time, come to this topic and gripe about all of the Noobs, how since you became a Mod everyone hates you and most importantly to say what a great job Ceej is doing.

Now because I'm sure they can break the TOS on their board, especially to brag about the zany antics they've seen - you and I will have to use made up swears to compensate. The NEW and improved swear words will be (in order of severity):
Bowb, Dilf, Smeg, Whanj These may sound familiar because I've borrowed some from literature.

Let the Regular-User Moderator or Roderator discussions begin!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:12:42 PM | Message Detail
Wow CJay, thanks for letting me become a Roderator! I promise I'll try my best to keep this great site you created looking its best! Well - better get to work ;-)
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From: IBH | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:18:37 PM | Message Detail
Ummm...all right...

*slowly walks away, then breaks into a dash for his car*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:34:50 PM | Message Detail
Hey, wait a minute, you're not a Roderator! Red-Alert Ceej, someone's managed to break in here with a hacked account!!!!!!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:16:49 PM | Message Detail
You wouldn't believe the little smart-ass punk I caught on the Random Insanity Board! He was actually bragging about how he was going to get banned! In the next topic he writes: CJay is a Bow*b! Sm eg GameFAQs. Heh, I taught him a lesson though, he wont be terrorizing this site under that name again. I've put his IP on file, but didn't issue a KOS - so check anyone who does soething similar against that.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:17:43 PM | Message Detail
Phew, being a Roderator is hard work - we should get paid for this!
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From: Kuja The Destructor | Posted: 9/1/2002 5:20:06 PM | Message Detail
Supposedly
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/3/2002 1:35:13 AM | Message Detail
And how about our friend, Xsquader? I almost swear half the roderated messages are marked by him!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/3/2002 2:45:43 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, there's one guy that has way too much sugar in him! If he wasn't related to Ceej, I'd go after him in a minute for abusing marking privledges!!
(No offense CJay!)
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From: samurai llama | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:02:17 PM | Message Detail
looks like some small faction is creating a fake roderation discussion board. They call themselves Moderators
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:13:08 PM | Message Detail
Hahahaha! That's rich! What type of idiot wannabes are they?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:41:00 PM | Message Detail
Man, talk about no life...what on earth do they hope to accomplish by doing that?
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/5/2002 9:17:33 PM | Message Detail
Well, it's nice to know that all of the hard work and kissing Ceej's ass that went into becoming a roderator has earned us some admiration! Frankly, I'm flattered that those people want to be like us. Isn't that right Ceej?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/7/2002 7:16:59 PM | Message Detail
Hey, I was talking one of the senior roderators and he told me about the secret hangout of all the users who regularily mark messages for roderation:
http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=2 || Just thought I'd share the knowledge . . . well, back to roderating.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/8/2002 4:17:09 PM | Message Detail
Daily poll! How many messages have you roderated without cause and gave the user a notification and a hefty karma loss?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/8/2002 9:04:03 PM | Message Detail
Shhhhh...What if Ceej sees this?!?

*cough doitallthetime cough cough*
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/8/2002 11:38:08 PM | Message Detail
coughdontweallcough
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 12:56:35 PM | Message Detail
I see all of these messages marked for roderation that couldn't possibly REALLY have offended anyone. In fact, I'd venture to say that about 50% of our work as roderators is wading through these 'spite roderations'. I think Ceej should up the ante, where if we decide that no action should be taken - the one who marked it suffers!!!

DIE DIE DIE!!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/9/2002 1:14:00 PM | Message Detail
I've been checking on these so called "moderators", and they need to be stopped. They're making fun of us, and how much of a cruel dictatorship are we if we're actually fair?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 7:26:13 PM | Message Detail
These so called "Moderators" must have some sort of understanding with CJay. No matter how many times I try to roderate them, they never seem to lose any privledges!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/9/2002 7:34:28 PM | Message Detail
Argh! But we had a deal with CJayC! We do the roderating and he lets us turn GameFAQs into a dictatorship with unfair roderations everywhere!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/9/2002 10:57:48 PM | Message Detail
I'm glad somebody saved this, it's truly a piece of GameFAQs history:

CJayC's getting moderated adventure:
http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/coldfusion7777/spoonsuspend.htm
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/10/2002 2:26:04 AM | Message Detail
*sniff*
The Roderators greatest accomplishment. I wasn't there to see it, but O the stories I've heard of that momentous day!
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/12/2002 12:58:17 PM | Message Detail
Tsk Tsk Tsk CJay . . . No one escapes the wrath of the Roderators!
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From: SnaKeMaRio | Posted: 9/12/2002 3:25:58 PM | Message Detail
REMEMBER ME!!!!! EUGWNGOPWTMDCM for life
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/12/2002 10:45:49 PM | Message Detail
Hello SnakeMario - glad to see you're still spreading the word!!

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From: yet another account | Posted: 9/13/2002 12:26:48 AM | Message Detail
least they'll never make their way into the roterator discussion board.

Damn, now some kids are going around and cocking/fireing guns so we have to wade through all of those messages with the term "cock" in them!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/13/2002 10:28:25 AM | Message Detail
Those bastards! Sometimes I wonder if Ceej went a little overboard with the autorod . . . There are a million messages a day I have to go through now where people are trying to explain to n00bs: "the new autoroded words are "----" "----" ect.,
The worst part is if someone doesn't want a roderator to see it, THEY CAN JUST MISSPELL the word! Pretty crappy system if you ask me.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/14/2002 3:38:26 PM | Message Detail
Being a roderator used to be more fun - back in the day people used to REALLY break the TOS. Nowadays almost all of the rodded messages wouldn't even offend a 99 year old virgin nun! The worst part is the official G-FAQs stance of "when in doubt, delete it out." Well I for one am going to take a stand - no more deleting roderated messages / topics that don't deserve to be deleted for me!!! Who's with me?!?

EXCELSIOR!!!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/15/2002 12:58:09 AM | Message Detail
Traitor!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/15/2002 10:29:00 AM | Message Detail
Whoa! Sorry, don't know what came over me there - I think someone slipped something in my drink. I'm feeling much better now.

*resumes roderating with an iron fist*

What's this! Another harmless discussion!?! *deletes* Muwahahaha!!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/15/2002 3:55:31 PM | Message Detail
Glad you're back!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/15/2002 11:32:46 PM | Message Detail
It's good to be back! I just deleted a whole topic, 42 posts long, covering a serious discussion of the video game rating system on the BMX XXX board! Why you ask? Because someone used the word 'wang'! That's right, they said 'wang' on an adult themed game board and I sunk the entire topic Hahahaha.

What? I'm not trying to compensate for anything! My personal life is fine thank you very much!!!
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/16/2002 12:39:05 AM | Message Detail
Roderators (to the tune of Regulators by Warren G.)

(CJayC:)
Roderators!
We roderate any swearing or profanity
And we damn good too
But you can't beat any geek off the street,
Gotta be handy with the keyboard
If you know what I mean, earn your keep
Roderators! Mount up!
(CJayC:)
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
CJayC was on the net, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just sittin' at my desk, chillin' all alone

(AEtherspoon:)
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. CJayC.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with Ceej and me!

(CJayC:)
So I patrolled the messages all aloof and clueless
Some brothas talkin' smack so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped in the middle,
And called someone a 'lamer'
Nemesis roderated and I said "I'm in danger!"

(AEtherspoon:)
Since these girls peepin' me I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin' so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix

(CJayC:)
I'm gettin' rodded, I'm breakin' myself
I can't believe they taking CJay's wealth
They took my pride, they deleted my text!
I looked at the brotha said "Damn, what's next?"

(AEtherspoon:)
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my skills and lay them busters down

(CJayC:)
The roderation's goin' to my head
I think it's nighty night
I can't believe this happenin' in my own site
If I had wings I could fly
Let me out the room
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Spoon

(AEtherspoon:)
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
AEtherspoon is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
AEtherspoon and CJayC had to roderate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

(CJayC:)
Now Spoon got the freaks
And that's a known fact
Before I got rodded I was on the same track
Back up back up cause it's on
S P O O N and me
The CJay to the C

(AEhterspoon:)
Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Spoon and the Ceej-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "Oh I like your size."
She said "My car's broke down
And you seem real nice, would ya let me ride?"
I got a hard-drive full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the Eastside Motel

(CJayC:)
I'm tweaking
Into a whole new era
G-FAQs
Step to this
I dare ya
Funk
On a whole new level

(AEtherspoon:)
The roderation is the bass and the bass is the treble

(CJayC:)
Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-FAQs
Where rhythm is life
And life is rhythm

(AEtherspoon:)
If you know like I know
You don't wanna step to this
It's the G-FAQs era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is a buster
ceej and me will roderate.

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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/16/2002 1:04:45 AM | Message Detail
We got a theme song! I think. Anyway, I made my daily rounds terrorizing the Pokemon boards. Boy those guys are fun to roderate!
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/16/2002 9:34:28 PM | Message Detail
That theme song is brilliant!
The only thing I like better than terrorizing the pokemon board is roderating the hell out of the Poetry, Lyrics, and Essays board. Especially when I can tell someone poured their heart and soul into something; then it's bye bye topic time!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/16/2002 10:46:28 PM | Message Detail
That's truly sadistic!! I don't know if I like this new "write a comment to the Roderator or contest the roderation" option the people we roderate now have. My message box had 53 messages in it this morning from punks who think they can contest my judgement! Of course none of them were legitamite arguments - I don't think it'll be long before I just stop paying attention to those comments altogether.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 12:42:19 AM | Message Detail
Hmm, it seems the people at Site Suggestions and Message Board Help want to make this a better, more free and fun site. We can't let this happen!
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/17/2002 10:23:38 AM | Message Detail
Hey fellow Roderators! I just passed CJacyC's intense Roderator exam, and it wasnt all that hard. It consisted of two essay questions. 1. Why do you feel we should take away GameFAQs user's freedom of speech? and 2. Explain how much of a stupid ass miner you are. I didnt feel it was hard because Im a right bastard who bears no empathy or compassion for my fellow man, and I AM a stupid ass miner. A VERY stupid ass miner.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 12:46:38 PM | Message Detail
Welcome, fellow roderator. I'm sorry you had to come at a time like this, but we're currently doing a search for Roderators who actually want to be...*gasp*...FAIR! This is intolerable!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 4:17:12 PM | Message Detail
Yes, when roderators first start out they're supposed to have a gung-ho, ready to do the best job they can attitude. Only after a month or so of hard roderation time do we usually become jaded and indifferent. You're going to mess up the curve for the rest of us!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 9:21:47 PM | Message Detail
I finally got some real action! It's about time I got some marked messages that clearly violate the TOS! Using ascii characters to swear - that umlaut won't save your ass this time, Adolf! This is what it's all about, I can go to bed tonight knowing I've made a difference.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/17/2002 9:24:53 PM | Message Detail
Good job! Is it any wonder the new roderators look up to you? Anyway, I'm surprised those "Moderators" haven't tried marking our messages. Not that it would succeed, but still, it's rather quiet here.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/17/2002 10:14:14 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, I kind of wonder if they've gotten wind of this topic yet? I know the llama used some auto-rodded words in his post. I think the mods are probably just watching us and laughing their asses off. Maybe we're right on the numbers with regards to a parallel with board#97 (besides the frequent over-exaggerated tangents into sadistic tactics of course)
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 12:34:42 AM | Message Detail
Don't you mean underexaggerated? ;)
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From: soysauce420 | Posted: 9/18/2002 2:40:00 PM | Message Detail
Heehee check out my quote!

Destroying this thread would be the ultimate hypocritical action they could take! If I was a mod, I'd pull a fast one and start posting in this topic as well - that would blow everyones minds!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 3:21:19 PM | Message Detail
It'll spread the word of our cause against the mods :)
or get us all banned. :(
Depends on who finds it first.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/18/2002 3:38:41 PM | Message Detail
Hahaha 'Official Roderator', I like the sound of that! But I don't think we'd get banned for this as long as we don't forget our roots. Remember, our original cause wasn't to fight the mods but rather to create a mirror of fabled board#97:

Since I and most others aren't privledged to be able to view the wonders of the Moderator Discussion Board - I'm going to attempt to recreate it right here!!

Here's how this works, after putting in some good Meta-Moderating time, come to this topic and gripe about all of the Noobs, how since you became a Mod everyone hates you and most importantly to say what a great job Ceej is doing.


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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/18/2002 6:54:47 PM | Message Detail
Yes, but these are GameFAQs mods we're talking about.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/18/2002 8:37:20 PM | Message Detail
Then it's agreed. Banning is a risk we all must face in order to become one of the chosen, the few, the elite, the Roderators!

Roderators!! Mount up!
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/19/2002 5:11:04 AM | Message Detail
You know guys, I dont wanna sound weird or anything.....but I REALLY like Ceej. Like ALOT. If he were a girl....hell I dont care either way! Hes doing such a great job and all, and his rules are really top notch. Im just so thankful I was able to take this position and help the love of my life oppress the ignorant masses. I LOVE YOU CEEJ!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/19/2002 11:41:37 AM | Message Detail
Oh no, kissing up has hit this very board, this very topic! You have corrupted this topic's nobility! (which, unfortunately, is quite a small amount)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/19/2002 7:36:23 PM | Message Detail
Careful mmx49 - remember, Ceej can revoke your moderator privledges in a snap if you don't pay him tribute! Look at what happened to Nemesis!!

This is pretty cool, but quite old (7/2/2001). It's a snapshot of the real Moderator Discussion Board courtensy of moderator Fantasy Man. However, speculation is that the name "Fantasy Man" is more than likely an HTML edit, designed to conceal the guilty party.

Enjoy!
http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/coldfusion7777/modboard.htm
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/19/2002 11:57:22 PM | Message Detail
Note the topic titled:
Suspensions for the fun of it! | iamnothing | 3 | 6/29/2001 13:24
...incriminating.
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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/20/2002 12:09:50 PM | Message Detail
I'm such a dork... >_< Rydain

As they all are, as they all are....Those moderators impersonating us Roderators like that....I think Im gonna suspend some of them just for th hell of it! Cause I can, and Ceej suggests we do that on a regular basis. How else can we keep the people down?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/20/2002 12:45:00 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, we definately can't let those Moderaors get away with what they're doing any longer! We need to set an example - Ceej, do I have permission to ban these dangerous free-thinking nonconformists?
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/20/2002 1:39:37 PM | Message Detail
Yes! Ban them all! These are our boards!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/20/2002 8:33:30 PM | Message Detail
I'm guessing everyone's already seen these but if you haven't check them out, they're hillarious. Unlike the other one, these are both fake though:

Moderator Discussion Board Spoofs:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/cvagts/
http://www.geocities.com/goten1214/

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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 2:49:12 PM | Message Detail
Sorry I haven't been here much in the past couple of days, but two factions I'm in got into a little civil war, one Saturday and another yesterday. Anyway, I have bad news. The so called "Moderators" are actually a threat! I was - instead of being rodded - modded!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/23/2002 3:12:56 PM | Message Detail
Me too. I'm fighting tooth and nail right now to get my karma back! Anyway, I'm pretty sure they must know about this board hehehe - because it seems I've had a mod checking up on me wherever I may post. Boy, what I wouldn't give for access to that user search engine of theirs!!

Two factions involved in a civil war? which two? The EUG has survived 1 civil war so far and it was BAD!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 4:21:04 PM | Message Detail
On Saturday Rabbit Transit got into a civil war, 40 non-posting members against 10 posting members, and yesterday I guess you could say Stampead got into a civil war. It was basically people not liking a decision the Council made, but everything has since been resolved.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/23/2002 10:36:21 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/23/2002 10:55:50 PM | Message Detail
I hate more work that we have to do!
*goes off to roderate some unlucky board*
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From: ultimatemonkeyATTACK | Posted: 9/24/2002 12:10:03 AM | Message Detail
Haha it's funny you mention that because at like 4:00 this morning, CJay called me at home to ask me if I knew the new drug rodding drill. Then I was roderating earlier today and saw a question about bongs in the queue. Here I thought Ceej was playing a joke on me!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/24/2002 2:18:11 PM | Message Detail
The Greatest Injustice in the History of Mankind!

Your message was found to be violating the following section of the TOS:
Illegal Activities
Posts that violate or incite others to violate the law are not allowed.
This includes, but is not limited to, asking for or providing, in any way, shape, or form:
Illegal copies of copyrighted software (ROMs, Warez)
Methods of circumventing copyright protection (Cracks, No-CD Patches, CD Keys, mod chips)
Illegal copies of copyrighted music (MP3s), movies, videos, or any other type of media
Reprints of material from other web sites (pay or free)
Methods of cheating in online games



This message was deleted with a Notification and a loss of 3 Karma. It is considered a minor moderation.

You have sent the following comments:
Perhaps the TOS needs updating. I will not quote the section on Illegal activities as I'm sure all moderators are very familiar with it. Looking it over though, I know that this is iffy and uncharted territory at best. Now that it's been brought to my attention that drug discussions are frowned upon, I will cease and desist IMMEDIATELY. I don't want the topic restored and can see the reasons from the administrative point of view. However, the karma loss is completely unwarranted for the following reasons: (1) The TOS makes no mention, allusion or hint toward drug related discussions. (2) I frequent the LUE board where drug discussions have been going nearly since its inception. (3) I only need to be told once - this is only my first warning about something that is seemingly a brand new rule. I will close by quoting one of your own: as posted in board=2&topic=4372926 "From: tiger8191 | Posted: 9/20/2002 11:19:56 AM | Message Detail Talking about drugs is not against the ToS, posting off-topic on the commodore 64 game boards is not against the ToS. The only way we can nail them is if they start dealing drugs through the boards which they aren't as I have had fun posting over there. they are fine, they are within the ToS, so no reason to worry about them." For all of these reasons you can see I cannot have possibly known I was in violation (note my moderated post was created after reading tiger8191's post) and should not be docked any karma. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter. Regards, duckduckduck

The moderator responded with the following:
We got notice directly from CJayC earlier to harshly dead with topics and messages that go into great detail about drugs, such as the case with your topic. Your message clearly described a method of making a bong, and CJayC specifically said to nail such messages with a karma loss.

An administrator has reviewed this moderation, and upheld the moderator's decision. You will not be able to contest any further moderations until this one is cleared from your history.

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From: whatsamattatwoa | Posted: 9/24/2002 8:04:15 PM | Message Detail
Which is EXACTLY why I post as little as possible on GameFAQs. Just the faction stuff. No popular game boards or anything with a Top Ten list. Most of my posting is on GamingForce, and now Im trying to move more onto my own board. All the roderators are more than welcome to curse CJayC and the moderators at www.angelfire.com/anime4/marshall
The message board is linked in that table thingy on the left. And feel free to sign the guestbook and vote in my poll.....end of Shameless Advertisement.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/24/2002 11:42:04 PM | Message Detail
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/27/2002 12:17:18 AM | Message Detail
I haven't roderated for a little while now - it just isn't as fun anymore after I got rodded myself . . . I guess there's just no justice for a poor white boy trying to make it Bel Air.
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/27/2002 12:58:03 AM | Message Detail
I have a sad announcement to make. I must quit the Roderators. Some of us are getting too self-righteous and trying to be fair, and frankly, it sickens me and everything the rods stand for. So, I must go. Bye.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 9/27/2002 1:35:01 AM | Message Detail
Agreed. From this point onwards, the roderators will live only in our memories. But somewhere, somehow, someday when justice and fairness once again threaten to overwhelm the corrupt, decadent system that is the norm . . . you just may look up and happen to see one of them. One of the roderators!
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From: mmx49 | Posted: 9/27/2002 2:00:00 AM | Message Detail
*disappears with the rest of the Roderators into the mists of injustice, to come out only when they are least needed and wanted*
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From: Joyceee | Posted: 9/28/2002 5:21:39 AM | Message Detail
Man, I don't know how far news of this has spread, but CJay is in a commotion over a social group geared towards drug discussion! Some whiny user 'Lil Hyde Jr' found it and has threatened to contact the sponsors and authorities if something wasn't done.

CJay panicked and put out the word on Friday that any in-depth drug discussion is to be viciously rodded with karma loss. The entire social group was also wiped (board with about 300 posts). This is huge because of how it will affect boards like LUE where drug discussions have always been a mainstay


Lol, when did you last checktk the board before it was wiped, it waz over 500! Sorry, i just dont want this topic to die.
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From: Animal Chin | Posted: 9/28/2002 11:14:53 AM | Message Detail
HEEHEE, this topic is great! Someone should archive it FOR SURE!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/9/2002 3:10:17 PM | Message Detail
The roderator topic must be preserved for future generations!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/19/2002 10:52:11 PM | Message Detail
From the Roderator FAQ:
--So, what can these guys do that I can't?
You mean besides roderating your messages?
1 - They can visit any board (including their own) except for Generated Messages regardless of Karma.
2 - They can see usermaps which contain lists of everybodies accounts.
3 - They can see all of the information from every account such as private Email adress, IP address, posted messages count and roderated messages count.
4 - They can search through anybodies posted and roderated messages.
5 - They can search for users by Name or account #.
6 - They can see all logged on users.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/26/2002 10:35:21 PM | Message Detail
Exploits:
Deleting the first post instead of closing the topic?
Sure, go to the message detail and change "detail" to "delpost" in the URL.

Using two accounts at once?
Other than using two different browsers? You can always use separate accounts on S1 and S2 using two windows. (Server one and Server two as in http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/...)

Thanks to Kirby Still On Top!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 10/27/2002 7:00:08 PM | Message Detail
More Exploits:
You can change
[This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator]
to
[This message was deleted at the request of the poster]
by clikcing on message detail and delete!

Thanks to the Llama for that one!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/6/2002 2:53:40 AM | Message Detail
The Roderators will one day rise again . . .
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 11/6/2002 1:34:39 PM | Message Detail
>_>
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From: misterbum | Posted: 11/12/2002 5:15:18 PM | Message Detail
Heh...
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From: secretboardhunter | Posted: 11/12/2002 9:06:18 PM | Message Detail
Bah!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/17/2002 5:01:16 PM | Message Detail
Only one roderator got Bah-nned!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:42:45 AM | Message Detail
Every time I re-read this topic, I am filled the same happy, tingling, stabbing sensation.
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 11/27/2002 2:00:18 AM | Message Detail
Stabbing?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/5/2002 8:47:53 PM | Message Detail
Are you trying to tell me that stabtastic feeling isn't normal . . . hmmmm, maybe I should see a doctor about that . . .
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/5/2002 9:06:25 PM | Message Detail
Stabtastic? lol!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/18/2002 8:23:32 PM | Message Detail
Revised Levels: Effective today, these are the new designated roderator levels on the boards.

50: New Roderator
Roderators who assigned to a specific category of marked messages.
51: General Roderator
Roderators who are not assigned to a specific category, can handle all marked messages.
52: Specialist Roderator
Roderators who are assigned to a specific category, but can also handle all other marked messages.
53: Lead Roderator
General roderators who also handle some administrative duties.
54: Rowdy Roddy Piper Roderator
Roderators who handle Hulkamania and answer to no one!
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From: Animal Chin | Posted: 12/22/2002 9:44:58 AM | Message Detail
>_>

<_<
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/29/2002 4:32:30 PM | Message Detail
*Roderates next poster*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/29/2002 5:38:33 PM | Message Detail
Yay
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/30/2002 2:51:01 PM | Message Detail
Roderate me!!!
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/30/2002 3:06:22 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 12/30/2002 3:06:56 PM | Message Detail
Heh. Still got the old touch. :)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 12/30/2002 8:48:26 PM | Message Detail
Once you learn how to roderate you never forget, just like riding a bike!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 12/31/2002 1:20:59 PM | Message Detail
so what do I do now that I'm roderated?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/1/2003 12:24:30 PM | Message Detail
Now you complain about how unfair it was and post everywhere about how much you hate all roderators!

Sheesh, do we have to explain everything??
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/1/2003 1:17:30 PM | Message Detail
[This user's free will was taken by a Gamefaqs Roderator]
From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:07:25 PM | Message Detail
Hey, that sounds too much like a free will to me. What do you think, duck? Think we should take his free will? *readies the Cake Button*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:09:50 PM | Message Detail
Hey man I am a roderator now
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/1/2003 7:13:22 PM | Message Detail
Oh - you wanted to be made a roderator! I thought you wanted to be roderated.

Well I suppose we could deputize you - but the roderators have been laying low for a while now, ready to make their triumphant return only when they are least wanted!
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From: Jason02 | Posted: 1/2/2003 11:49:42 AM | Message Detail
*uses suspend random user button*

Now that is a satisfying feeling, don't you think?
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/2/2003 12:13:35 PM | Message Detail
Oh no! He's pressed the PIE button!!!

*alarms sound, lights flash*

Status report!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 6:01:10 PM | Message Detail
Status Report: Bad
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/2/2003 6:09:07 PM | Message Detail
Apparently there was a glitch in the Roderator Mainframe, duck. Half of the Roderators, even some of the dormant ones, were either auto-suspended or auto-banned when the Pie Button was pressed, and more continue to be hit by being auto-modded! The only solution I can think of is we have to completely shut down the-
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/2/2003 8:43:26 PM | Message Detail
I'm the only one left *sob* and now I can't get the song "Sole Survivor" out of my head!

Wait - I have an idea . . .

*reboots the system*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 8:47:26 PM | Message Detail
*Sneaks into the system*
*adds user name King Kain in as a Roderator*
*does victory dance*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/2/2003 9:43:51 PM | Message Detail
I'm back, and luckily I managed to copy down all the important info so nobody can sneak into the Roderators.
*compares old and current lists*
o_o
*shows a certain name to duckduckduck*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/2/2003 10:29:57 PM | Message Detail
*imagines Metal gear solid*

*shoot mmx with tranquilizer gun*
*drags lifeless body into corner*
*strangles him until death occurs*

I will be a roderator!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:41:11 AM | Message Detail
I suppose we can induct another roderator. But you must train well for the day when the roderators once again make their triumphant and unwanted return!

Oh, and no killing the other roderators damnit! *un-kills mmx*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:43:42 AM | Message Detail
Phew! That was TOO close!
*goes off to roderate Kain like there's no tomorrow, until he sees Kain is a Roderator trainee*
>_>
<_<
*roderates him anyway*
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From: CrAzYCarl73 | Posted: 1/3/2003 2:52:30 AM | Message Detail
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:45:21 AM | Message Detail
Damn roderators, how do I start my training.....(_Y_)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 12:05:08 PM | Message Detail
Go back and read the first post in this topic - that should explain it.
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:38:31 PM | Message Detail
*wants to be a roderator too*
*has already read the first post*

now to work:
I swear, everytime I roderate someone, they send me a nasty e-mail about how their account was hacked and I beter give it back right away. They say that they are angelic little usars who sleep with a picture of CJayC under thier pillows just like us roderators. Man this is getting annoying, I guess I will just have to roderate more messages to work off all the stress I am getting.

¿How was that?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:41:35 PM | Message Detail
I don't think duck would have a problem as long as you made sure not to have a shred of decency.
>_>
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/3/2003 6:47:42 PM | Message Detail
¡Ok! I, Hobroblin187 do swear to be as indecint as I can and to never use the awesome powers of a Roderator for good, to Roderate as unfairly as possible and never state my reasons.



>:p(_Y_)
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:11:51 PM | Message Detail
Heh, more Roderators means less workload for us senior Rods, so welcome aboard! I'm sure you'll do a fine job.
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/3/2003 8:37:50 PM | Message Detail
K, i read it

I promise everything that Hob said.
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From: CrAzYCarl73 | Posted: 1/4/2003 1:50:48 AM | Message Detail
*figures out a roderators password and presses the pie button 20 times*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/4/2003 11:12:20 AM | Message Detail
Well I'll be damned. All twenty pushes of the PIE button randomly banned the exact same user - XSquader!

Hooray!!! *awards CrAzYCarl the Distinguished Roderation Cross*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/4/2003 4:24:02 PM | Message Detail
Yay, I will now head off to MBH and give the most cryptic of answeres I can to all of the newbie's questions....
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From: HiIlSide | Posted: 1/4/2003 8:01:35 PM | Message Detail
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/4/2003 8:33:47 PM | Message Detail
Now now, insulting the Roderator's rules is a big no-no.
*roderates*
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/5/2003 1:21:58 PM | Message Detail
*roderates everyone except the other roderators*

Buyah!
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/7/2003 8:50:13 AM | Message Detail
Everyone?
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/7/2003 10:48:27 AM | Message Detail
*pokes Kain w/ pointy stick*

*Refuses to answer new usar's question about Karma*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/7/2003 11:28:31 AM | Message Detail
"acidentally" Roderatates CJC. Oh dear, Ceej I am so sorry, and I will never do it aGAIN AND AND AND, and,and,and my life is ruined......aaaaaaarghhhhhh :*-(
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 1/7/2003 12:56:12 PM | Message Detail
0_0
You roderated.....THE BOSS! AHHH!
*runs away very fast*
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/7/2003 2:42:19 PM | Message Detail
Oh no, it's happened again!!! Luckily for you, CJay is a very forgiving robot - er uh, I mean guy . . . *whistles innocently*

*also runs*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/8/2003 7:24:53 AM | Message Detail
Whats with all the other things on this board, like the fight the conspirasy thing?

Please note, I am on a windows so I can't do my traditional upsidown question mark to start that question.
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/8/2003 3:09:51 PM | Message Detail
Hint: on a Windows machine pressing (Alt + 0191) = ¿

The other topics on this board got to be too much work to roderate. Maybe I'm getting lazy but I decided there's no harm in them (of course I decided this when defending the EUG from ranma had become a full time job . . . )
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/9/2003 12:01:38 PM | Message Detail
Ok, thanks
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/9/2003 12:02:58 PM | Message Detail
I hate windows, they are slow and loud and slow, and slow ,and slow and......
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From: duckduckduck | Posted: 1/16/2003 1:35:59 AM | Message Detail
Just think of it as an extra challenge to reaching roderator excellence!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 1/26/2003 1:16:15 PM | Message Detail
I will not loose this topic!
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 1/29/2003 12:06:26 PM | Message Detail
I was modded in my service to the roderators. I deserve an award!
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From: poisonfrog8 | Posted: 2/2/2003 6:20:00 PM | Message Detail
Thanks for making me a roderator Ceej! I've been waiting about 3 years for this moment! *runs away from board*
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/15/2003 12:35:03 PM | Message Detail
*comes crawling in*
*falls unconscious*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/15/2003 2:29:21 PM | Message Detail
*sees mmx fallen unconcious*

Umm, shouldn't we call him an ambulance?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/16/2003 1:07:47 AM | Message Detail
*has note attatched saying:*
"We're coming for you all.
-r0derad0rz"
*is still unconscious*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/16/2003 2:55:18 AM | Message Detail
*still wondering about that ambulance*

The phone is way over there, and I'm way over here!
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From: King Kain | Posted: 2/17/2003 3:38:40 PM | Message Detail
Invasion!

*roderates Knightmagic*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/17/2003 3:42:31 PM | Message Detail
*sits in treehouse*
*calls abulience*
*drops waterballons on old ladies*
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From: misterbum | Posted: 2/23/2003 8:25:55 AM | Message Detail
*eats water balloons*

*does not eat old ladies*
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/24/2003 8:55:23 AM | Message Detail
*eats old ladies*
*fills water ballons w/ tabasco and drops them*
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/24/2003 1:48:56 PM | Message Detail
Ahhh, I've been Roderated! Go me!
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From: Wuhgameisthat | Posted: 2/24/2003 3:44:11 PM | Message Detail
Knightmagic your not welcome at this board
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From: knightmagic | Posted: 2/24/2003 6:37:05 PM | Message Detail
I would please ask you to not complain about an unwelcome presence, though here is what I will do. I will not post on Mafia again if you do not post on Commando, or the satelite boards, with that this is the last post I have on Mafia unless I see you on Commando again. So the question is can you handle it?
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From: mmx 49 | Posted: 2/24/2003 8:14:35 PM | Message Detail
Wait now, let's have a vote on who isn't welcome at this board. As it's between knightmagic and Snake, those two can't vote.

~*~Who's not wanted here contest~*~
A: Snake
B: knight

I vote A.
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From: Hobroblin187 | Posted: 2/25/2003 11:12:59 AM | Message Detail
I vote A.
and in my official compacity as roderator, I hereby invite Knightmagic to post on this board.
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