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| From: Everynameistaken | Posted: 1/28/2004 7:26:11 PM | Message Detail |
| this poor excuse for 'keeping things orderly'. also known as the 'TOS', is just a big BS way to strip anyone of freedom of speech It's a private site. Your freedom of speech doesn't apply while you're using Ceej's property. --- To bold, just type really, really hard. To italicize, slant your hands sideways when you type. -SilverSerge |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/28/2004 8:23:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Seems people will never learn *pats his can of "Troll-Be-Gone®"* --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: Gbness | Posted: 1/29/2004 5:13:17 AM | Message Detail |
| When you sign up for GameFAQs, you agree to follow the TOS. If you don't like it, leave. You saw that this isn't a place for free speeching. There are rules to be followed that help this site remain a good place. Why did you sign up if you don't like the TOS? You're free to grow up and agree to follow it anytime you like. --- [ #72 ] FAQs: 18 - 2270K | Please don't kill Gbness! Got something nice to say or post? Post it at Board 19313 - Space Harrier. |
| From: Avan | Posted: 1/29/2004 5:17:34 AM | Message Detail |
| And the bloodshed continues. --- Virtual-On Gamers Zone - http://www.vogz.cjb.net VOGZ Forums - http://pub28.ezboard.com/bvirtualgamerszone |
| From: Karpah | Posted: 1/29/2004 3:21:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, the walkthrough was funny. This topic is just hilarious, with all the invaders coming, getting warned, and whining about it. Haven't you LUEsers learnt ANYTHING from all the debacles of the past? --- [ #52 ] Push button to turn on. Play with button to drive wild... <Proud fiance of the Psycho Penguin> |
| From: RedSoxCy4524 | Posted: 1/29/2004 4:02:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Where's "everywhere" then? I took a look at the more popular spots, and the only place I found it was at LUE... I found a couple of links at the gaming boards. --- "My own rule was two for one- if one of my teammates got knocked down, the I knocked down two guys on the other team."- Don Drysdale |
| From: me frog | Posted: 1/29/2004 4:04:16 PM | Message Detail |
| People go out of their way to post an off-topic message on gaming boards saying CJayC made a topic somewhere else than the MBA? What the world has come to... -_- --- Homer Simpson:Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: Karpah | Posted: 1/29/2004 4:05:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Is there some board that Ceej hunters visit, and they post links every time they find a topic by him, or something? I've been thinking for a while that there must be. --- [ #52 ] Push button to turn on. Play with button to drive wild... <Proud fiance of the Psycho Penguin> |
| From: StarFighters76 | Posted: 1/29/2004 4:23:09 PM | Message Detail |
| If so, that would show how many obsessive people there are out there ~_~ --- Just say I'm right or prove me wrong which is it? If you're gonna make a joke topic, atleast make it a funny one. |
| From: FFMrebirth | Posted: 1/29/2004 5:28:42 PM | Message Detail |
| I'd like to shake the hand of whatever mod took care of this problem. Also: You people that came here are lucky you got out with warnings... Don't return here if you wish to stay with your accounts... This was the coolest thing Devin has ever said in his life. |
| From: Tidus9554 | Posted: 1/29/2004 7:37:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Your goal is to successfully traverse the five awesome worlds of IKEA before your patience runs out. Obviously, this is not my kind of game. If there are cars in front of you, bump them out of the way until you are able to pass. Sounds like me on my driver's test. it is almost always quicker to keep your accelerator (the "A" pedal) depressed to the fullest, crash your vehicle into a wall or parked car as you round the corner, and resume acceleration from a standstill. More good memories from my driving test. Always look before entering a lane, as many will contain idiots who have elected to simply stop their Ford Excursions in the middle of the passageway and wait for someone to leave. My mother at the grocery store parking lot. Every person you run down in this world is one less you'll have to deal with in future levels, so never miss an opportunity for carnage! GTA:VC memories... Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage. *Keeps that in mind the next time Darkwolf Weyr gets out of line* Avoid the $0.75 HOT DOG, though: It will give you a temporary energy boost but then impede your reaction time for the remainder of the adventure. I KNEW hot dogs were bad for you... To "talk" with an NPC, stand in front of one as it tries to browse and wait for it to address you directly. If it tries to move around you, simply reposition yourself between it and its desired merchandise. If it refuses to acknowledge you, try cuffing it sharply on the side of the head and saying, "Hey! Hey buddy!" Why, that's me in public places! How DO you do it, Ceej? If you speak like the Swedish Chef you may be able to fool the employee into thinking you are the IKEA regional manager. If he still seems skeptical, pants him and flee into the IKEA KIDS section. That's me at the mall. Eerie... It's like Tetris, minus the catchy Russian music and the fun. DON'T SPEND MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR HOURS WORKING ON THIS! That music wasn't catchy... -_- Do not ask yourself if you really need seven tiny wicker baskets. Do not wonder what's wrong with the perfectly good entertainment center you have at home. Do not try to reconcile your recent participation in anti-globalization protest parades with the fact that you are now on the verge of buying an armchair that somehow costs 23 bucks. EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING PURCHASES WILL HALVE YOUR REMAINING PATIENCE!! Thinking is overrated, and here is the proof. ^_^ If you can keep your mind blank Something I'm very good at. I'll have to try this IKEA game you speak of, Ceej. -Spike --- Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. |
| From: KoopaKid | Posted: 1/30/2004 11:11:41 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: KoopaKid | Posted: 1/30/2004 11:13:30 AM | Message Detail |
| Tidus, you first say "This is obviously not my kind of game". Then you say "I'll have to try this IKEA game you speak of, Ceej." Make up your mind! --- [www.acrossthesky.com] |
| From: hotkiller | Posted: 1/30/2004 1:52:02 PM | Message Detail |
| OMG ! XD That's so funny ! It's cool to see CjayC has a good sense of humor ! --- "Oh no. A guy at work bought a car outa the paper. 10 years later, Baam! Herpes." - Family Guy |
| From: BZer0 | Posted: 1/31/2004 7:49:04 AM | Message Detail |
| You have to post more topics like this, Ceej. :) --- "LUE is the place where socks go when they dissapear from the laundry" -- Cryotek |
| From: Spiders From Mars | Posted: 2/2/2004 3:34:46 AM | Message Detail |
| lmao! Best walkthrough ever. --- The above message was posted by my cousin (who, by an accident with a contraceptive, is a dog) who hacked my account. |
| From: Spiders From Mars | Posted: 2/2/2004 3:36:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh, and why were so many messages moderated on the first page? --- The above message was posted by my cousin (who, by an accident with a contraceptive, is a dog) who hacked my account. |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 2/2/2004 8:01:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Invasion --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: RedSoxCy4524 | Posted: 2/2/2004 1:43:23 PM | Message Detail |
| How could they tell they were invading? --- "My own rule was two for one- if one of my teammates got knocked down, the I knocked down two guys on the other team."- Don Drysdale |
| From: BSulpher | Posted: 2/2/2004 2:04:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Cjay topic + moronic posts + never seen them on FCB before + topic on LUE linking them = invasion --- Yap, yap, yap! Shut your trap! - Flak |
| From: Karpah | Posted: 2/2/2004 4:01:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Brian's maths skills >>>> all the invaders. --- [ #52 ] Push button to turn on. Play with button to drive wild... <Proud fiance of the Psycho Penguin> |
| From: Xgamer4 | Posted: 2/4/2004 3:19:57 PM | Message Detail |
| That's a lot of moderations JUST on the first page. 0_o --- I'm the Absol Master! Join me at the Newbie Help Center on the Pokemon R/S General Board. All help from experienced vets. :) |
| From: Gbness | Posted: 2/5/2004 8:56:51 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh yeah, and everyone who got modded here... Your moderations were indeed incredibly unfair. The moderator who deleted them was very lenient on all of them. --- Gbness | FAQs: 19 - 2300K | CRP: 32454 Space Harrier: Board 19313 |
| From: dwarfman1990 | Posted: 2/5/2004 10:10:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Amazing how everyone sort of sticks to a CJayC topic like glue, give the guy a break! Anyway, nice find, CJayC. --- 1 rule - NEVER DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE. |
| From: AndroidCodeRed | Posted: 2/10/2004 6:56:52 AM | Message Detail |
| I went to IKEA store in Helsinki once... It was... Traumatizing... *shudders* --- White-water rafting is foamy teamwork |
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