GameFAQs Archive

Hello, and welcome to the GameFAQs Archive. This site was inspired by ColdFusion's now defunct 'Nostalgia Project', and was originally created in March 2003 by Roaddhogg, who now co-administrates the project alongside Ricky Williams and miikrr. The GFA was established with the intention of being a comprehensive repository of interesting topics, landmarks, user pages and events from the history of the GameFAQs message boards, primarily to give users an insight into how they have evolved since their inception in 1999. Special thanks go to Insder, Joycey, yarjar, Luigi and Tails, Raijin, Dragon and Drunky for their administrative support and assistance in the past.

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Updates!: All submissions have finally been processed. Thanks for your continued support and patience! (2/5)

Server move: We're planning on moving over to some new servers in addition to restructuring the database to make the site a lot faster, but there's been a few teething issues in the migration, so we're staying put for now until I can set aside time to fix things. (8/3)

Massive update.: In addition to clearing the queues, I've also added a whole load of pages from 2002-2010 today (many from an archived version of the old LUE Archive), and finally fixed the issue that was preventing pages being added to the site by the admins. Hope you enjoy the update! -Roaddhogg (7/31)

Backlog no more!: Yes, the GameFAQs Archive is officially once again up to date. This is thanks in large part to the help from fellow admin, Miikrr, who bravely tossed himself into the database to fix the site. So feel free to submit some more stuff so our queues can clog up again, we can handle it!

Also note, please remember not to submit html with GameFOX things like quotes and quickpost mixed in, as these need to be manually edited out of the source otherwise, if not simply flat rejected. It's much easier to just submit the plain HTML! -Ricky Williams (5/7)

12/31/03 - CJayC comments on a new TOS rule - DBenson III

12/31/03 - An "official" notice from GameFAQs, confirming a user's VIP status [Fake] - Xero Sate

12/31/03 - CJayC announces that a new ToS will soon be put into place. - miikrr

12/31/03 - CE is invaded on New Year's Eve 2003. - NickBush24

12/31/03 - A clarification of the "English-only" ToS rule. Pages: {CE Topic} - miikrr

12/30/03 - A mod discretion deletion. - Roaddhogg

12/29/03 - Duckbear is back to his old tricks... on this occasion, claiming to have seen his friend's wang. - NickBush24

12/28/03 - CJayC creates an announcement on account-sharing following the "Black Mist" incident. - miikrr

12/24/03 - An underage user is caught out on MBH. - Roaddhogg

12/19/03 - Discussion of the 6th Prolific Writers Tourney ensues at the FAQ Contrib. board. Pages: {2} - Devin Morgan

12/17/03 - CJayC attempts to improve the review side of GameFAQs for both contributors and readers. - Jerec

12/16/03 - A user has a mammoth amount of active posts. - Smudge

12/16/03 - A user calls out Polemos on The Forum. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

12/15/03 - The Decline of Review Contributors - Smirnoff

12/14/03 - Current Events after Saddam Hussein's capture is announced. - pyramidxhead

12/12/03 - Two moderators, wally and Shade0, debate the "Spamming" ToS rule on MBH. Pages: {2} - miikrr

12/11/03 - The account lockdown system is changed to an account reset system. - miikrr

12/3/03 - People cry "CNETFAQs" as the Gamecube system page receives sponsorship for the first time - Roaddhogg

12/3/03 - Once more duckbear provides us with pure comedy platinum - Roaddhogg

12/3/03 - A discussion regarding Gamespot linking directly to GameFAQs' FAQ pages. - miikrr

12/2/03 - Sashanan resigns from his moderator position. Pages: {After} - Roaddhogg

12/2/03 - The USA on the verge of going to war with Canada over Alaska? - miikrr

11/29/03 - A user, for once, actually has good reason to complain about an unfair moderation. - NickBush24

11/29/03 - A rarity here; a Level 20 user with -1 Karma. - NickBush24

11/28/03 - Azure Gemini seems pissed at RaptorLC... as can be seen from his profile. - NickBush24

11/27/03 - My lucky karma day. Pages: {3} - Roaddhogg

11/27/03 - A user wonders whether Yuna's "tites" will come back... whatever those are. - NickBush24

11/25/03 - A number of CE users share their grades. - miikrr

11/24/03 - CJayC informs the FAQ Contributors board of a few changes to the Contributor's Guide. - Devin Morgan

11/24/03 - CJayC edits the placement and content of the new CNET footer. Pages: {2} - miikrr

11/23/03 - A *somewhat* bloated moderation history page - tranmerefan

11/23/03 - Stupid things you thought as a kid. - Roaddhogg

11/21/03 - Suspensions are incurred en masse as a teens chatroom is invaded. Pages: {2} - Exiledfromreality

11/21/03 - Current Events topic regarding a free Legend of Zelda Gamecube disc. - miikrr

11/21/03 - scurty234's tales of woe. - Roaddhogg

11/19/03 - Announcement concerning the state of spinoff LUE2 following "hackings" from Outboards members. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} - Exiledfromreality

11/17/03 - How does CJayC pay for his bandwidth? - miikrr

11/16/03 - LUE with 583 pages of topics. - Craig3410

11/16/03 - Take "select" out of your signature. - NickBush24

11/16/03 - If there's a weird feeling down below, who ya gonna call? LUE! Pages: {2} {3} - Meowthnum1

11/15/03 - SmarterChild and UXO, a matrix adventure - OzNarcissus

November 2003 - "SteriLUEzation" - Roaddhogg

11/14/03 - A complaint about CCC on the FAQ Contributors board, with CJayC supplying useful information. - Devin Morgan

11/12/03 - A Read Only account with 7 karma... - NickBush24

11/10/03 - Intense topic on the N-Gage board. - Roaddhogg

11/9/03 - A rather humourous typing error on the Martial Arts board. - NickBush24

11/9/03 - Topic 11 million, made by Yoshi. - Yoshi

11/7/03 - Mega has got the high school blues... - Smirnoff

11/7/03 - A topic about Fahrenheit 451. - Roaddhogg

11/6/03 - The Elite Board with a difference... - Roaddhogg

11/4/03 - One registered user on the message boards... - Salt In The Wound

11/3/03 - The FFTSB poster history topic. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

10/31/03 - Voices is owned by BethanyM on Current Events. - NickBush24

10/31/03 - CJayC clarifies that ROMs and "abandonware" are still illegal to distribute. - miikrr

10/30/03 - A random idiot attempts to "claim" Message Board Help - NickBush24

10/27/03 - CJayC comments on pop-ups found on GameFAQs. - Roaddhogg

10/26/03 - Omni Tattered Devil has an idea for CJayC - OzNarcissus

10/23/03 - CE are a bunch of Frequently Asked Questions! - OzNarcissus

10/23/03 - Vidal is "pwned" once again. - OzNarcissus

10/23/03 - First post of "LUEshi" ASCII. - Patamon

10/22/03 - Lionheart for moderator! - NickBush24

10/20/03 - When will users learn to not repost moderations? - NickBush24

10/19/03 - "GAMEFAGs" Petition on Site Suggestions - NickBush24

10/18/03 - Meowthnum1's farewell topic on CE. - OzNarcissus

10/17/03 - STAB STAB STAB - OzNarcissus

10/16/03 - Really incoherent feminist post on the Singapore board. - NickBush24

10/16/03 - Should I keep my social status, or join the computer club? - miikrr

10/16/03 - A 'cool' moderation is not as it first appears. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} - Ricky Williams

10/15/03 - More discussion into the existence of God. - Roaddhogg

10/14/03 - An administrator shows that they have a sense of humour in a moderation contest reply - NickBush24

10/14/03 - The GameFAQs Movie by Haunter12O. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} - Meowthnum1

10/13/03 - CronoGamer decides to leave for a while. Pages: {2} {3} - Craig3410

10/13/03 - My old Contributor Recognition page, prior to having my half-arsed reviews removed and the layout change. - Roaddhogg

10/12/03 - CronoGamer complains about a moderation on CE. - Roaddhogg

10/12/03 - CronoGamer rants about the Chrono Cross *Social* board being deleted. - Roaddhogg

10/11/03 - CJayC announces major changes to the structure and topicality of the message boards, which leads to LUE being made "special". Pages: {2} {LUE} - miikrr

10/10/03 - A concerned user reports a not-so-serious case of "copyright infringement". - miikrr

10/9/03 - Conor is suspended multiple times. - Sixth Ghost

10/9/03 - GameFAQs' old account activation page. - miikrr

10/4/03 - Voices is owned by yet another admin, this time CJayC. - NickBush24

10/4/03 - null Pages: {2} - bover 87

10/2/03 - Discussion about the leaked Half-Life source. - miikrr

9/28/03 - Discussion about the newly-released Athlon 64 3200+. - miikrr

9/27/03 - Magician Type 0's ambitious suggestion regarding an overhaul of the Karma system. Pages: {2} - miikrr

9/27/03 - CaliMODication. - miikrr

9/25/03 - BethanyM's whois page at Level 51 - DBenson III

9/25/03 - The Official GameFAQs News and Notes board is purged. - miikrr

9/24/03 - A discussion comparing the GBA with the SNES. - miikrr

9/23/03 - After a spate of account hackings, GameFAQs tightens up its security features, allowing users to lock their accounts to a specific IP. - Roaddhogg

9/22/03 - A user seeks help in explaining to his parents where his money, which has been spent on drugs, has disappeared to. - miikrr

9/22/03 - When BethanyM met the KoS Krew... - miikrr

9/21/03 - ExpLUEsion: LUE plays host to a mass posting spree. - Roaddhogg

9/19/03 - Magician Type 0's 'confession' topic. - miikrr

9/18/03 - LUE and CE are temporarily closed as the moderation system breaks down for the day; causing mass suicides. [Delinked] Pages: {Announcement} {Message List} {CE} {LUE} - Roaddhogg

9/18/03 - LUE: the ultimate pwning! Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {Update} {Update 2} {Update 3} {Update 4} - Roaddhogg

9/17/03 - A user infuriates PWB by revealing the results of a Smackdown! main event. - miikrr

9/16/03 - Ultima Weapon X shares his "interesting" ideas on how to improve America - OzNarcissus

9/14/03 - From one dog to another... - NickBush24

9/14/03 - A user "mistypes" the word reaction and ends up with an erection instead! - NickBush24

9/11/03 - Topic number 10,000,000. - Anonymous

9/11/03 - A discussion about 9/11. - Roaddhogg

9/9/03 - Got Xbox? - OzNarcissus

9/9/03 - Another DC suicide takeoff failure. This one is notable because it features a post from a now deceased user. - Meowthnum1

9/9/03 - Beefer's ode to Alissa. - Roaddhogg

9/6/03 - Heated dicussion on the FAQ Contributors *Social* board. - Devin Morgan

9/6/03 - PG creates and runs an FTP server on his computer for CE users. Pages: {2} - miikrr

9/5/03 - WhizKid, whiz kid, and whiz kid is a jerk, all hypothetically speaking of course... - Craig3410

9/4/03 - Sashanan releases an updated version of his ToS quiz. Pages: {2} - miikrr

9/3/03 - The aftermath of a LUE invasion of the YM message boards. - Roaddhogg

9/2/03 - Is life precious? - Roaddhogg

9/2/03 - A LUE rant on the mods. - Roaddhogg

9/1/03 - A user shows his interesting way of pronouncing "roflmao" through an account. - Meowthnum1

8/31/03 - CJayC is a power hungry fascist? - Roaddhogg

8/30/03 - The great RagingDemonTEN suicides on the FCB *Social*. - Meowthnum1

8/29/03 - A random database crash occurs. - omlette

8/29/03 - Ozznova and rancidmilk 'discuss' Ozz's KOS at Darkside Legion. Pages: {2} - miikrr

8/29/03 - The Hawk secret board "goes to war" with the Blaster faction. Pages: {2} {3} {Part Two} {Part Two: 2} {Part Two: 3} - mp789

8/25/03 - Atheism and Hedonism. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

8/25/03 - What if a LUEser was called up for jury duty? - Roaddhogg

8/24/03 - CJayC gets GameFAQs' 100,000,000th post on his birthday - Craig3410

8/24/03 - A user attempts to get the 100,000,000th post but is beaten to the punch by CJayC - omlette

8/24/03 - A first date story. - Roaddhogg

8/23/03 - NickBush24 pager fad on Current Events - NickBush24

8/23/03 - CJayC requests help from Netscape users on the new servers. - omlette

8/23/03 - Goldfish letter. - NickBush24

8/21/03 - The Top 50 CE Users of All-Time: #2 - Dais - miikrr

8/20/03 - In the year 2000... - OzNarcissus

8/19/03 - ImmortalDragon post the AIM screennames of people he wants harassed. - miikrr

8/19/03 - Wardo makes a fool out of himself... - miikrr

8/17/03 - Mmm...beta testing. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - Hilarious 'Yo Momma' topic. [TXT] - Fallen Tabris

8/17/03 - Following over 100 user accounts being broken into, GameFAQs introduces new security measures. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - A nitpicking topic about the new servers. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - A glitched Highest Karma Users list leads to Ness of Onett being placed on top. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - MBA topic list. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - Defender topic list, the old MBH Social. - Roaddhogg

8/17/03 - Kangaroo topic list, the original MBH Social and precursor to the KGB private board. - Roaddhogg

8/16/03 - Tommy Vercetti and Donkey are gridlocked at 50% each in the Summer Contest; only 4 votes seperating them - OzNarcissus

8/16/03 - Duckbear gets told to firmly "Go Away". - NickBush24

8/16/03 - Message Board Help during the beta testing period. - omlette

8/16/03 - Beta Testing is fun! - omlette

8/16/03 - Account Creation is suspended for the duration of the beta test. - omlette

8/16/03 - CJayC is moderated in a topic on the beta boards. - Roaddhogg

8/16/03 - MBA topic: beta testers wanted. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

8/16/03 - Most annoying soccer mom experiences. Pages: {2} {3} - Roaddhogg

8/15/03 - CE troll Christina Vidal is suspended - OzNarcissus

8/15/03 - bansama petitions for littleman1314 to be banned on Site Suggestions. Pages: {2} {3} - Ricky Williams

8/15/03 - 20th Century Video Almanac, the start/finish line for many board hunters searching by system and alphabetically. - Roaddhogg

8/14/03 - A LUE user reveals a dream he had involving incest. - Meowthnum1

8/14/03 - CJayC comments about posting being broken in the beta boards. - Roaddhogg

8/13/03 - CE in shock after a regular user posts naked pictures of herself - Roaddhogg

8/13/03 - Comedy here with "pokemon player fred"... - Roaddhogg

8/13/03 - Proof that the TOS cannot be broken on secret boards; as the user in question was banned several hours later - Roaddhogg

8/12/03 - Valmont posted advice for the infamous Lovsan worm. - Meowthnum1

8/11/03 - Tech Support in chaos after Blaster worm is unleashed - Roaddhogg

8/10/03 - Kaboobi shows how not to contest a moderation. - miikrr

8/8/03 - Discussion regarding the "whiteFyre2" hacking. Pages: {2} {3} - miikrr

8/8/03 - This deserves a "..." - miikrr

8/7/03 - Bastard Knight returns to The Forum. - Roaddhogg

8/6/03 - Is this the official secret board hunters' board? - Roaddhogg

8/4/03 - WrestlingRPGfan gives the final say on "DIAF" - OzNarcissus

8/4/03 - Game555... returns? Or is it just that crazy RocketGurl799 that was tricked into doing this by several DSL members in an AIM chat? - yarjar

8/4/03 - tiger8191 asks the users how they would like mods to perform their jobs Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} - miikrr

8/3/03 - Crono99's ingrown toenail is removed - miikrr

8/2/03 - Who got pwned? - miikrr

8/1/03 - 888 Karma day for Bond007 - Baseman

8/1/03 - A rare "victory" for notorious spinoff, Darkside Legion - Roaddhogg

8/1/03 - The Summer 2003 Contest Statistics - Salt In The Wound

8/1/03 - CJayC temporarily opens his AIM list to the public, before signing on an IRC channel. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {Follow-up} {Follow-up 2} {Screenshot} {IRC} - Roaddhogg

7/31/03 - mrduckbear proves he'll never fail to make us laugh - Roaddhogg

7/31/03 - A joke MBH topic about purchasing GameFAQs . - NickBush24

7/31/03 - Xbox is teh road? - Baseman

7/31/03 - Doodle admits to giving himself a golden shower. - OzNarcissus

7/30/03 - CVagts becomes annoyed at persistent trolls. - Roaddhogg

7/30/03 - AnotherGamer should have been the first GameFAQs idol at 1500 karma, but what is this...? - Roaddhogg

7/30/03 - Current Events "Kane" fad. - Roaddhogg

7/29/03 - Terrible shadotak-insulting bannings. Pages: {2} {Topic List} - Roaddhogg

7/27/03 - CE during the beta test on the new CNET servers. - omlette

7/25/03 - Aly and DIE cyber. - Meowthnum1

7/24/03 - A topic reporting Moderator Abuse turns into one of the funniest MBH topics ever. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} {10} - GeneralNeoGeo64

7/23/03 - Heil Goatse - OzNarcissus

7/22/03 - A n00b impersonates the KOSed Magus Machine on Message Board Help - NickBush24

7/22/03 - Christina Vidal, STFU! - OzNarcissus

7/22/03 - A popularity contest on one of the first days of the FCSB wherein Devin Morgan gets told off for a comment. - Meowthnum1

7/22/03 - A user asks people to "rape" his site. - NickBush24

7/22/03 - Innuendos are plentiful with this re-post of a classic bash.org quote in which a user replaces 'wand' with 'wang' in Harry Potter. - Roaddhogg

7/21/03 - Secret Agent Man flames CVagts, without knowing that CV was a mod at the time. - Meowthnum1

7/17/03 - Congratulatory topic on the FAQ Contributors board when Devin becomes the first writer to have 10,000KB+ of work posted on GameFAQs. - Devin Morgan

7/16/03 - "I'm Jeff Veasey. Welcome to FAQass!" - OzNarcissus

7/16/03 - Crazy things crazy kids have done at your school. - Roaddhogg

7/14/03 - Amusing joke about the Williams sisters - OzNarcissus

7/13/03 - Topic 9,000,000 is posted on CE. - NickBush24

7/13/03 - anavriN questions his faith. - Roaddhogg

7/12/03 - List of KOSed users. Pages: {2} - Salt In The Wound

7/10/03 - Dark Cobra continues his "hardcore" story using a jacked account, [same post as below] - OzNarcissus

7/10/03 - A joke account named "linksbro" whines about getting yelled at for being too loud in the library. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} - NickBush24

7/9/03 - DarkCobra returns for another version of his goatse story, using a hacked account. - Haunter12O

7/8/03 - Freak4PS2 fails to realise that having someone karma sit his account is actually helping him. - miikrr

7/7/03 - Another "classic" duckbear topic - Roaddhogg

7/7/03 - CJayC creates a "Bonus Poll of the Day" to accompany the Summer Contest. - omlette

7/7/03 - A topic for virgins, part two. - Roaddhogg

7/6/03 - A couple of mod discretion suspensions are overturned. - Roaddhogg

7/5/03 - A topic containing a list of every single Sonic the Hedgehog game ever released. - Salt In The Wound

7/3/03 - "Keanu Vs." fad on the Poll of the Day board - NickBush24

7/3/03 - rancid asks about mod applications on MBH. - miikrr

7/3/03 - rancidmilk and TRC become un-KOSed. - miikrr

7/1/03 - The sidebar advertisement disappears, but for how long... ? - NickBush24

6/28/03 - Erotic childhood experiences. *Offensive* - Roaddhogg

6/25/03 - Long time troll Lionheart claims that he is an employee of Square, and should be made a VIP. Pages: {2} {3} {4} - NickBush24

6/24/03 - rancid milk successfully summons CJayC onto AIM. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

6/23/03 - A user is disgusted by his sister. *Offensive* - Roaddhogg

6/22/03 - I urinated on my mother! - Roaddhogg

6/21/03 - My dad is right here... ask me anything! - Roaddhogg

6/18/03 - A topic on teen nudist summer camps, with Dooble getting into a huge argument. Pages: {2} - NickBush24

6/17/03 - Hilarious topic involving CalmG. - Melancholy

6/17/03 - Another of those KOS Krew hackings, with a little Jeffrey advice. - Meowthnum1

6/16/03 - A guy unknowingly links to a picture of duckbear on his harddrive. - Meowthnum1

6/16/03 - Home Town Viper is welly and truly owned by Sashanan. - NickBush24

6/14/03 - EXE's rant to CJayC after his site was taken offline. - miikrr

6/12/03 - Toodles! - miikrr

6/8/03 - Bizarre "Pika Bypass" topic, posted on MBH - Roaddhogg

6/7/03 - IGN's disclaimer talked about how all submissions belonged to IGN (royalties, etc.). This was their response to an email. - Meowthnum1

6/7/03 - Discussion about Metallica's much-aligned St Anger album. - Roaddhogg

6/7/03 - KSOT loses access to one of his alts and asks MBH for help. - Roaddhogg

6/6/03 - CE ridicule a foolish MSN script kiddie - Blue Apple

6/6/03 - Haunter12O talks about wanting a former classmate. - miikrr

6/6/03 - The user level Purgatory, originally "Held", is created, with chickenboy being its first victim. Pages: {After} {Discussion} - NickBush24

6/6/03 - A user asks FCB posters to critique his FAQ... but where is it? - Roaddhogg

6/6/03 - When is CJayC going to buy GameFAQs back from CNET? - Roaddhogg

6/6/03 - An amusing topic on the Game Programming board. - Roaddhogg

6/5/03 - KatThePoet creates a new topic to deal with comments directed his way. - miikrr

6/5/03 - A humourous "CNET is taking over" joke account is created. - Meowthnum1

6/4/03 - What if The Matrix was about LUE? - Roaddhogg

6/3/03 - CJayC announces the major CNET changes coming to GameFAQs after their acquisition of the site Pages: {Homepage} - Roaddhogg

6/3/03 - Current Events shortly after the CNET acquisition is announced - Roaddhogg

6/3/03 - The CE topic list after the announcement that GameFAQs will be sold to CNet was made. - Meowthnum1

6/3/03 - A user has (sort-of) incestuous urges. - Roaddhogg

6/2/03 - Message Board Help Five Word Story... - NickBush24

6/2/03 - Robert Wagner started a story on CJayC. He never finished it, though. - Meowthnum1

6/2/03 - CronoGamer takes a short-lived retirement from moderating. - Roaddhogg

6/1/03 - User mistypes "Virginia" as "vagina". Hilarity ensues. - NickBush24

6/1/03 - A MBH discussion about Darkside Legion. - Roaddhogg

6/1/03 - wally cracks down on the number of topics about DSL on Message Board Help. - Roaddhogg

5/31/03 - The FAQ Contributors Board shows its ASCII skills. - Meowthnum1

5/30/03 - Under-age user alert? - Roaddhogg

5/29/03 - A true of case of being "pwned" by GameFAQs' moderators. Pages: {2} - Baseman

5/29/03 - Hypocrites run free... - OzNarcissus

5/29/03 - A cruel moderator is complained about by Auron255. Pages: {2} - Ricky Williams

5/28/03 - Well, he certainly won't be the next Einstein... - miikrr

5/27/03 - Obo's topic following the banning of Scum after he had shared the account's password. - Roaddhogg

5/27/03 - A topic about ecstasy. - Roaddhogg

5/26/03 - The FAQ Contributors *Social* board on the day it was created and opened. - Devin Morgan

5/26/03 - Sick bathroom stories. - Roaddhogg

5/26/03 - LUEsers as parents. - Roaddhogg

5/24/03 - Questions answered by moderators on Kangaroo. Pages: {2} - miikrr

5/23/03 - A purported police officer on WWEGSB challenges rancid milk to a fight. - Roaddhogg

5/20/03 - A joke petition on Site Suggestions, calling for various users to be banned. - Roaddhogg

5/19/03 - Humorous 'cyber chat' logs are posted on LUE. - Roaddhogg

5/16/03 - A 3-word story on Crypt of Medea. - Psycho789

5/14/03 - Lunar eclipse - Dracula will be resurrected! - miikrr

5/14/03 - I'll let the topic title say it all on this one: "Does girls boobs expand like men's wang?" - Roaddhogg

5/13/03 - == The Secrets of Super Mario 64 == Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} {10} - Brightguy

5/10/03 - A topic on "Clever & Smart". - Roaddhogg

5/9/03 - A user gets the wrong idea about GameFAQs' search advertisements - Baseman

5/8/03 - Secret Board "Jenny" is discovered - duckduckduck

5/7/03 - LUE is handed a crucial choice following a series of terrible events... Pages: {After} - NickBush24

5/7/03 - Is this Current Events or LUE? - NickBush24

5/6/03 - Scum is suspended following a "KOS Krew" hacking - Smelly Socks

5/2/03 - MMA Whores 'R Us! - miikrr

5/2/03 - Topic concerning Message Marked Accuracy - NickBush24

5/1/03 - Current Events shortly after the introduction of Message Marked Accuracy (MMA) - NickBush24

4/30/03 - Yet another MBH suicide - Craig3410

4/29/03 - Rancid's 'hacking' threats are ridiculed. - miikrr

4/28/03 - And they say there's no such thing as a mainstream gamer... - Baseman

4/28/03 - Worst bathroom experiences: school time horrors! - Roaddhogg

4/27/03 - A user accuses Sashanan of mod abuse. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

4/26/03 - The DSL vs WWEGSB war continues as rancid milk and Game555 'hack' into a number of accounts. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

4/26/03 - The power struggle between EP and rancid milk for control of DSL continues, and users on the WWEGSB are trolled mercilessly. Pages: {2} {3} - Roaddhogg

4/21/03 - Scum creates a CE topic in which "he" posts everything "he" knows about the users that reply. Pages: {2} {3} - Roaddhogg

4/20/03 - How to obtain Mew in Pokemon for the GB. - miikrr

4/20/03 - You have to be kidding me! - NickBush24

4/19/03 - Pleasuring oneself with bananas... - Roaddhogg

4/17/03 - The "wow, I feel like an idiot" topic. - Roaddhogg

4/17/03 - More fun with telemarketers. - Roaddhogg

4/16/03 - A topic for virgins. - Roaddhogg

4/13/03 - GameFAQs UserID Graph Project - iGenesis

4/12/03 - Official GameFAQs News and Notes board. - Roaddhogg

4/12/03 - Message Board Announcements topic list. - Roaddhogg

4/12/03 - WDP with an influx of topics about spinoffs after the leaking of the Mediarchive source. - Roaddhogg

4/12/03 - The aftermath of rancid milk flooding Celestial Avenger's topic on Frogs and Flies. - Roaddhogg

4/11/03 - Ceej r teh 1337! - Baseman

4/11/03 - CJayC posts some mini-reviews for import shooters. - Roaddhogg

4/11/03 - A user spams his GFH-based spinoff on WDP. - Roaddhogg

4/11/03 - A discussion about web development for businesses on CE. - Roaddhogg

4/10/03 - Using a trout as a masturbation aid... *Offensive* - Roaddhogg

4/7/03 - A whole lot of suspensions. - mazter_ace

4/6/03 - Haunter12O set at the banned user level, shortly before the account's restoration. - NickBush24

4/6/03 - A Cotton discussion about God and Allah. - Roaddhogg

4/5/03 - Poor old Doodle is owned again - OzNarcissus

4/5/03 - A surprise appearance on MBH by Darth Maul. - Roaddhogg

4/2/03 - Hot women - part three. - Roaddhogg

4/1/03 - The classic Moderators' April Fools Day joke - The Overload army... Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {Profiles} - OzNarcissus

4/1/03 - Old CGI Maintainence page - Baseman

4/1/03 - MT0's April Fools joke topic, in which he claimed to be the "secret moderator" Absinthe Martini - miikrr

4/1/03 - Current Event's reaction to the moderators' April Fools Day joke. Pages: {2} - I N F E R N O

3/25/03 - Aqua says it best, again; Best. Topic. Ever. - Rampage

3/23/03 - Zero board users online - Roaddhogg

3/23/03 - The PIE Button! - Psycho789

3/23/03 - A user attempts to sell a banned account on eBay. - Roaddhogg

3/22/03 - An offensive username that slipped through the net. - Roaddhogg

3/21/03 - Two users in a row admit to being under 13 - Baseman

3/21/03 - For the first time in GameFAQs History, CJayC changes an offensive username, to "Some Idiot". Pages: {After} - Roaddhogg

3/21/03 - Xenosaga outtakes. - Roaddhogg

3/20/03 - Ace8702 gets banned posting an ASCII "Swastika" - Roaddhogg

3/18/03 - Steve receives some recognition from CJayC for reporting a potentially dangerous exploit. - Roaddhogg

3/18/03 - The earliest version of the GameFAQs Archive, with a mere 15 pages. - Roaddhogg

3/15/03 - A user claims to have stapled his penis up. - Roaddhogg

3/13/03 - Magus Machine account suicide on CE (topic list). - Ant P

3/10/03 - An old exploit is foolishly publicly revealed by Skel1 - Roaddhogg

3/8/03 - Users' worst memories... involving poo. - Roaddhogg

3/6/03 - Student bloopers revisited. - Roaddhogg

3/4/03 - Dark Cobra's infamous LUEicide - OzNarcissus

3/4/03 - Dark Cobra's account suicide, version two - NickBush24

3/3/03 - A racist user invades MBA - Baseman

3/2/03 - Exclusive Andrea Blackheart images? - Haunter12O

2/27/03 - LUE poll: What's the most disturbing thing you've witnessed in real life? - Roaddhogg

2/25/03 - How hardcore are j00? Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} {10} - Roaddhogg

2/23/03 - Self defence against bigger guys. - Roaddhogg

2/22/03 - Humorous politician quotes. [TXT] - Fallen Tabris

2/22/03 - Current Event's murderers! - OzNarcissus

2/18/03 - Yet another Shadotak impersonation - Baseman

2/17/03 - Doodle is royally owned by CJayC - NickBush24

2/17/03 - Topic following the joke auction of a moderator account on eBay. - iGenesis

2/15/03 - Watch out GameFAQs... - Baseman

2/5/03 - Garibaldi returns following his resignation as a moderator. - Roaddhogg

2/5/03 - LUE rips a 'budding singer' to shreds. - Roaddhogg

2/4/03 - A LUE topic about female genitalia. *Offensive* - Roaddhogg

2/4/03 - Scary bug stories. - Roaddhogg

2/3/03 - A topic on MBH in which lots of joke accounts posted. - scurty

2/3/03 - A user misunderstands the moderation system. - Roaddhogg

2/2/03 - A sick joke courtesy of a LUEser... - OzNarcissus

1/31/03 - Board hunters make an attempt to disguise themselves. Pages: {2} {3} {4} - Psycho789

1/31/03 - The advent of Captain KoS (and several other Captains) on MBH. Pages: {2} - TRC

1/30/03 - DarkCobra/Shakira: An Erotic Tale - NickBush24

1/29/03 - ELTON JOHN IS GAY?! - OzNarcissus

1/28/03 - HHH RULES leaves GameFAQs, before rancid milk obtains his account at a later date - OzNarcissus

1/28/03 - Another extreme bathroom topic on LUE. - Roaddhogg

1/27/03 - A string of same time posts, also known as the "1337" trick - Baseman

1/23/03 - Venom2008 and his cousin. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} - NickBush24

1/23/03 - A user claims of harassment on MBH. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

1/23/03 - Topic list of Porky's, FBI Porker's secret board. - Roaddhogg

1/22/03 - Strange school stories. - Roaddhogg

1/21/03 - A topic made at the time when a number of fake emails from "GameFAQs" were in circulation - Roaddhogg

1/21/03 - Xsquader whinges about a banned alternate account - Roaddhogg

1/19/03 - Humorous topic on the board "Dragon Wang." Pages: {2} {3} - die70sdie

1/19/03 - A hilarious topic about the game Dragon Wang. Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} - Melchior

1/18/03 - Secret Board Police hands out a string of alternate accounts - Roaddhogg

1/18/03 - Scum during the account's primetime - Roaddhogg

1/16/03 - XSquader is warned, oh noes :O - Roaddhogg

1/15/03 - "Secret Board Agent" account, shortly before its hacking by the infamous GCO clan - Roaddhogg

1/14/03 - A foolish user mocks wendell and is almost immediately banned. - StarNeptune

1/14/03 - Garibaldi resigns from his moderator position - Roaddhogg

1/14/03 - An oddity on the old boards: when a post was made at midnight it appeared with no time. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg

1/13/03 - Where is the worst place you've farted? - GLO3

1/12/03 - Faction regular the llama commits a string of account suicides. Pages: {2} {3} - OzNarcissus

1/12/03 - A censor bypass in "Wandering Soldier"'s signature - OzNarcissus

1/12/03 - "Scheisse" bypass topic - OzNarcissus

1/12/03 - The llama completes his exit from GameFAQs by declaring war on CE. - korn4ever5

1/12/03 - CJayC is a... - Roaddhogg

1/12/03 - Shadotak is a... - Roaddhogg

1/12/03 - Have you ever caught your parents having sex? - Roaddhogg

1/11/03 - Chicken Tenders dipped in Vanilla Ice Cream! Pages: {2} - Psycho789

1/10/03 - EXE's own rendition of the cliched "All Your Base" fad - IHSW

1/8/03 - Shade7x is a girl! Pages: {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} {10} {11} - NickBush24

1/7/03 - Shade7x teaches LUE how to successfully pretend to be female in CS. - NickBush24

1/7/03 - BENGT posts a topic about there being apparently few Christians at his place of work. - Roaddhogg

1/4/03 - A really fast banning for ReallyFast! - IHSW

1/4/03 - Is there really an argument from suffering? - Roaddhogg

1/4/03 - Some unexpected and unwanted results of using a blacklight. - Roaddhogg

1/4/03 - Happy bidet! - Roaddhogg

1/4/03 - rancid milk and PregnantPickle troll MBH. - Roaddhogg

1/2/03 - An old topic featuring many KOSed users. Pages: {2} {3} {3} {4} {5} {6} {Banned Users} - mazter_ace

1/1/03 - The old "KOS" message on the registration page - Smelly Socks

1/1/03 - Reminiscing of old ZSB times. Pages: {2} - Roaddhogg